This one's a bit NSFW, so don't read on if you're under 18 or whatever
Once, after university football practice (soccer to you 'mericans… more), when everyone else had left, I fooled around with my ex-boyfriend in the showers. We had just turned off the water when the coach walked into the changing room, and we had to hide in the shower cubicle (we were lucky as we had individual ones instead of communal showers). Unfortunately, the coach thought everyone had left and so turned off the lights and locked us in the room
It was absolutely fucking terrifying; in the end we broke a window to get out and ended up having to pay loads of money for it, and had to explain everything to the owners of the field...
Now give me fucking episode 4 >:(
when i was little i was scared of the angel on top of the Christmas tree. It was a very creepy angel. It was electronic and if you press the switch it moved it's mechanical arms and wings slowly. From the perspective of my 5 year old mind that was some pretty fucked up shit. Not only did it give me nightmares, i was also terrified of going into the room of the Christmas tree when my family started opening presents. I mean it was frickin Christmas not Halloween! So after my family found out about my fear of the angel they replaced the angel with a star. They did that ever year until i was no longer afraid of the angel. I still have bitter memories of the angel though. That is why whenever i play Season 2 Episode 2, i always pick the Star instead of the angel.
OK this is one of my secrets
when i was little i was scared of the angel on top of the Christmas tree. It was a very creepy angel. It… more was electronic and if you press the switch it moved it's mechanical arms and wings slowly. From the perspective of my 5 year old mind that was some pretty fucked up shit. Not only did it give me nightmares, i was also terrified of going into the room of the Christmas tree when my family started opening presents. I mean it was frickin Christmas not Halloween! So after my family found out about my fear of the angel they replaced the angel with a star. They did that ever year until i was no longer afraid of the angel. I still have bitter memories of the angel though. That is why whenever i play Season 2 Episode 2, i always pick the Star instead of the angel.
Once upon a midnight dreary (what that mean?), I was hanging out with some friends of mine in Washington for Winter Break. I hadn't seen them in awhile so I was excited! We did all sorts of things: urban exploration, window shopping, and talking. I even told them about TWD and told them to look it up (that part becomes important in this). Two days before it was time for me to go, a friend of mine called (let's call her A for now). We struck up a conversation and it ended up with her somehow convincing me to sing Shakira's Hips Don't Lie with her over the phone (alright, not 'somehow'. I liked her so she asked and I agreed). During the song, I was vaguely aware she stopped... but I continued on. I ended up singing both Wyclef Jean's part and Shakira's. The song abruptly ends and there's this long pause. I'm over here wondering what's going on saying "A, yo A. You still there?". And then, the laughter started. But it wasn't just her's... 5 other girls I didn't recognize were laughing as well. Turns out A was having a sleepover I was very confused at what was happening until one of them said, breathlessly, "Why don't you just finish the song?". I didn't know what to say, I was stuttering, stumbling over my words. Then A said, "You know... silence IS a valid option. See you later, best friend of mine". I had no idea what to do next except stop packing and taking a nice sleep to realize I just got played XD.
Hey, at least she looked it up, right?
TL;DR: A friend of mine 'convinced' me to sing Shakira, only to find out there was an audience listening to me. Then to add insult to injury, she made a TTG reference, hours after I told her about TWD.
So this might be an interesting story...
Once upon a midnight dreary (what that mean?), I was hanging out with some friends of mine in Wa… moreshington for Winter Break. I hadn't seen them in awhile so I was excited! We did all sorts of things: urban exploration, window shopping, and talking. I even told them about TWD and told them to look it up (that part becomes important in this). Two days before it was time for me to go, a friend of mine called (let's call her A for now). We struck up a conversation and it ended up with her somehow convincing me to sing Shakira's Hips Don't Lie with her over the phone (alright, not 'somehow'. I liked her so she asked and I agreed). During the song, I was vaguely aware she stopped... but I continued on. I ended up singing both Wyclef Jean's part and Shakira's. The song abruptly ends and there's this long pause. I'm over here wondering what's going on saying "A, yo A. You still there?". And then, the laughter… [view original content]
So this might be an interesting story...
Once upon a midnight dreary (what that mean?), I was hanging out with some friends of mine in Wa… moreshington for Winter Break. I hadn't seen them in awhile so I was excited! We did all sorts of things: urban exploration, window shopping, and talking. I even told them about TWD and told them to look it up (that part becomes important in this). Two days before it was time for me to go, a friend of mine called (let's call her A for now). We struck up a conversation and it ended up with her somehow convincing me to sing Shakira's Hips Don't Lie with her over the phone (alright, not 'somehow'. I liked her so she asked and I agreed). During the song, I was vaguely aware she stopped... but I continued on. I ended up singing both Wyclef Jean's part and Shakira's. The song abruptly ends and there's this long pause. I'm over here wondering what's going on saying "A, yo A. You still there?". And then, the laughter… [view original content]
I took a shit in a bathtub once. My brother was using the toilet and I had to go so bad so I just went in the bathtub. I was really little, but when my mom said "you could have held I it little longer! " I said " just be glad I didn't do it in the sink"
I took a shit in a bathtub once. My brother was using the toilet and I had to go so bad so I just went in the bathtub. I was really little, … morebut when my mom said "you could have held I it little longer! " I said " just be glad I didn't do it in the sink"
lol I just remembered something my dad told me that I did when I was little. whenever I get in trouble my mom would call me by my first name and middle name, so she would be like "RACHEL MICHELLE"!! (I hate my middle name)
so I thought that Michelle meant you were in trouble, so one day I got made at my dad and said "DADDY MICHELLE"
So yeah.. I wish I could change my middle name. because of the character michelle that killed omid.
Like 6. I was a really sassy child!
lol I just remembered something my dad told me that I did when I was little. whenever I get in troubl… moree my mom would call me by my first name and middle name, so she would be like "RACHEL MICHELLE"!! (I hate my middle name)
so I thought that Michelle meant you were in trouble, so one day I got made at my dad and said "DADDY MICHELLE"
So yeah.. I wish I could change my middle name. because of the character michelle that killed omid.
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sheesh i was joking i'm a pacifist.
Silent but deadly, man; it's all in the technique. Then you can fumigate a room and get away with it too.
Of course you are. Why half-ass removing somebody's urinary system?
OMG you guys are blowing up my notifications with all these comments ! xD
Your welcome !
So... uh, how much did you pay for the window?
OH MY GOD
OK this is one of my secrets
when i was little i was scared of the angel on top of the Christmas tree. It was a very creepy angel. It was electronic and if you press the switch it moved it's mechanical arms and wings slowly. From the perspective of my 5 year old mind that was some pretty fucked up shit. Not only did it give me nightmares, i was also terrified of going into the room of the Christmas tree when my family started opening presents. I mean it was frickin Christmas not Halloween! So after my family found out about my fear of the angel they replaced the angel with a star. They did that ever year until i was no longer afraid of the angel. I still have bitter memories of the angel though. That is why whenever i play Season 2 Episode 2, i always pick the Star instead of the angel.
SPANGEBAB!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
That's fuckin stupid, Teachers.
damn I don't know then
has picking the star effected anything yet?!
because it says that sarah will remember that. pfft 'remember that' my ass.
You should be scared of me........
Go ahead and think that...right up until Sarah has a gun to Clementine's head because she lacks Christmas spirit.
Me: [Puts Star on Christmas Tree]
Sarah: "That's nice I guess."
Me: Not now Sarah
Sounds like you're not a part of the system.
I miss that movie so much...
So this might be an interesting story...
Once upon a midnight dreary (what that mean?), I was hanging out with some friends of mine in Washington for Winter Break. I hadn't seen them in awhile so I was excited! We did all sorts of things: urban exploration, window shopping, and talking. I even told them about TWD and told them to look it up (that part becomes important in this). Two days before it was time for me to go, a friend of mine called (let's call her A for now). We struck up a conversation and it ended up with her somehow convincing me to sing Shakira's Hips Don't Lie with her over the phone (alright, not 'somehow'. I liked her so she asked and I agreed). During the song, I was vaguely aware she stopped... but I continued on. I ended up singing both Wyclef Jean's part and Shakira's. The song abruptly ends and there's this long pause. I'm over here wondering what's going on saying "A, yo A. You still there?". And then, the laughter started. But it wasn't just her's... 5 other girls I didn't recognize were laughing as well. Turns out A was having a sleepover
I was very confused at what was happening until one of them said, breathlessly, "Why don't you just finish the song?". I didn't know what to say, I was stuttering, stumbling over my words. Then A said, "You know... silence IS a valid option. See you later, best friend of mine". I had no idea what to do next except stop packing and taking a nice sleep to realize I just got played XD.
Hey, at least she looked it up, right?
TL;DR: A friend of mine 'convinced' me to sing Shakira, only to find out there was an audience listening to me. Then to add insult to injury, she made a TTG reference, hours after I told her about TWD.
About £175 each if I recall correctly
Because I'm just that damn sexy :P
In all fairness "hips don't lie" is pretty damn catchy,
dentist for win
do you really "sea"? http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6zXDo4dL7SU
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Dammit, because of you my supply of gnarly dumb jokes is running out....
Yes! I accept your beating heart! Now our.... Power levels have reached OVER 9000 (this is actually the first time I'm using this overused pun.)
Hm... I think I know who it is... hm... hm... does the person have over eight letters in there name and a "U"?
Damn...
Yep
me?
never mind lol
now that is scary...
The fact that he's a bananaphile is intimidating enough for me.
But Woodbury and him i mean she... im confused
I took a shit in a bathtub once. My brother was using the toilet and I had to go so bad so I just went in the bathtub. I was really little, but when my mom said "you could have held I it little longer! " I said " just be glad I didn't do it in the sink"
Haha how old were you?
Like 6. I was a really sassy child!
lol I just remembered something my dad told me that I did when I was little. whenever I get in trouble my mom would call me by my first name and middle name, so she would be like "RACHEL MICHELLE"!! (I hate my middle name)
so I thought that Michelle meant you were in trouble, so one day I got made at my dad and said "DADDY MICHELLE"
So yeah.. I wish I could change my middle name. because of the character michelle that killed omid.
I think we all hate our middle names.