When i was 9 i was wrestling with my pillow so it was time for the finishing move. i threw my pillow on the bed and i climbed the tallest drawer and jumped off i bounced off the bed and landed on the floor but my arm didn't make the landing as it was behind me.
I'll beat it I won't tell many on my secrets though lol
I was about 5 or 6 on a train as a kid. I went for a sh** in the toilet with the revolving doors. I didn't know how to flush the toilet on this train and pressed the big red button in the toilet and the whole train stopped and everyone had to get off because they couldn't get it working again. There's me in confusion in the toilet while everyone trying to open the toilet door which revolves open. I kept on pressing the button for the door to close again everytime they tried to open it shouting "I'm not finished yet" as I didn't have a clue what's going on. My parents stare still haunt my dreams till this day lol
I took a shit in a bathtub once. My brother was using the toilet and I had to go so bad so I just went in the bathtub. I was really little, … morebut when my mom said "you could have held I it little longer! " I said " just be glad I didn't do it in the sink"
Like 6. I was a really sassy child!
lol I just remembered something my dad told me that I did when I was little. whenever I get in troubl… moree my mom would call me by my first name and middle name, so she would be like "RACHEL MICHELLE"!! (I hate my middle name)
so I thought that Michelle meant you were in trouble, so one day I got made at my dad and said "DADDY MICHELLE"
So yeah.. I wish I could change my middle name. because of the character michelle that killed omid.
I'll beat it I won't tell many on my secrets though lol
I was about 5 or 6 on a train as a kid. I went for a sh** in the toilet with the … morerevolving doors. I didn't know how to flush the toilet on this train and pressed the big red button in the toilet and the whole train stopped and everyone had to get off because they couldn't get it working again. There's me in confusion in the toilet while everyone trying to open the toilet door which revolves open. I kept on pressing the button for the door to close again everytime they tried to open it shouting "I'm not finished yet" as I didn't have a clue what's going on. My parents stare still haunt my dreams till this day lol
People usually don't realize that I'm half-blind...unless I'm at the airport or other crowded places; then I put on sunglasses and break out the white cane.
People see that thing and get the fuck out of the way, it looks like the parting of the Red Sea. Makes getting through lines a lot quicker.
People usually don't realize that I'm half-blind...unless I'm at the airport or other crowded places; then I put on sunglasses and break out… more the white cane.
People see that thing and get the fuck out of the way, it looks like the parting of the Red Sea. Makes getting through lines a lot quicker.
RE6 is one of my favorites along side RE2 and possibly RE4 and RE5. REmake was good too. I don't know what my favorite RE game is, I think I'm leaning more towards RE2, but I'm not sure yet. ORC may be horrible, but it's still better than Dead Aim XD
Like 6. I was a really sassy child!
lol I just remembered something my dad told me that I did when I was little. whenever I get in troubl… moree my mom would call me by my first name and middle name, so she would be like "RACHEL MICHELLE"!! (I hate my middle name)
so I thought that Michelle meant you were in trouble, so one day I got made at my dad and said "DADDY MICHELLE"
So yeah.. I wish I could change my middle name. because of the character michelle that killed omid.
People usually don't realize that I'm half-blind...unless I'm at the airport or other crowded places; then I put on sunglasses and break out… more the white cane.
People see that thing and get the fuck out of the way, it looks like the parting of the Red Sea. Makes getting through lines a lot quicker.
No it's a new problem with the system, it's banning people randomly, i believe it created a conscience and now is banning people it judges did something wrong.
No it's a new problem with the system, it's banning people randomly, i believe it created a conscience and now is banning people it judges did something wrong.
It's complicated. My left eye is technically there and I can technically see out of it, but I don't have binocular vision and my right eye is much stronger, so that's the eye I use to look at things. The weak eye has about 20/200 vision so it's good for detecting color and motion, but that's about it.
If I'm trying to get a good look at something, I turn my head and look at it with my good eye. I try not to do that to people though, it freaks them out.
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"I swallow nerds"
sorry i had to do it
When i was 9 i was wrestling with my pillow so it was time for the finishing move. i threw my pillow on the bed and i climbed the tallest drawer and jumped off i bounced off the bed and landed on the floor but my arm didn't make the landing as it was behind me.
I'll beat it I won't tell many on my secrets though lol
I was about 5 or 6 on a train as a kid. I went for a sh** in the toilet with the revolving doors. I didn't know how to flush the toilet on this train and pressed the big red button in the toilet and the whole train stopped and everyone had to get off because they couldn't get it working again. There's me in confusion in the toilet while everyone trying to open the toilet door which revolves open. I kept on pressing the button for the door to close again everytime they tried to open it shouting "I'm not finished yet" as I didn't have a clue what's going on. My parents stare still haunt my dreams till this day lol
Ah, so my mom wasn't the only one who did that.
"MAXWELL JAY!" Was the signal that shit was about to get real.
Who the fuck names their child Jay, anyway?
Holy shit that's awesome! Have an upvote, good sir.
People usually don't realize that I'm half-blind...unless I'm at the airport or other crowded places; then I put on sunglasses and break out the white cane.
People see that thing and get the fuck out of the way, it looks like the parting of the Red Sea. Makes getting through lines a lot quicker.
That's crazy like Half- Blind like how you only see from one eye or one of your eyes sees half?
I'm just a dog...
RE6 is one of my favorites along side RE2 and possibly RE4 and RE5. REmake was good too. I don't know what my favorite RE game is, I think I'm leaning more towards RE2, but I'm not sure yet. ORC may be horrible, but it's still better than Dead Aim XD
I am the Banana King! BOW TO MY POWER!
Maybe if i did i could have blinded them with it and made my escape!
Where i'm from we call it silent but violent, and at that time i hadn't mastered the arts of the farts.
Sarita tells Kenny and Clementine that's she is gay.
I don't
Mines actually alright I was just named after an asshole XD Whats your middle name?
Well that's a secret...
If I saw this in real life i'd pull a Katjaa.
This isn't what got Flog61 banned is it?
It's weird that your middle name is Michelle like the girl who shot Omid and my middle name is William like William Carver
That's pretty friken cool!
=_=
That's fucking genius right there. My brother does the samething with his wheelchair
I know right!
My last name has like nothing to do with the game. :L
I peed in my mouth once cause I was wondering what pee tastes like. There I said it.
No it's a new problem with the system, it's banning people randomly, i believe it created a conscience and now is banning people it judges did something wrong.
That's actually pretty impressive, assuming you managed to, like, arc it in there rather than in a cup or some cop-out like that.
Oh no its the beginning of Mass Effect :O
So, how.... did.. it taste?
It imposes order on the chaos that is the forum. We exist because it allows it. And we will end because it demands it.
It's complicated. My left eye is technically there and I can technically see out of it, but I don't have binocular vision and my right eye is much stronger, so that's the eye I use to look at things. The weak eye has about 20/200 vision so it's good for detecting color and motion, but that's about it.
If I'm trying to get a good look at something, I turn my head and look at it with my good eye. I try not to do that to people though, it freaks them out.
Yeah, cups are for pussies; use the water fountain.
Reaper No...
Indoctrinated... No comment.
Pfft, who needs cups anyway? I drank straight from the source!
Lmao I can't believe I'm saying this.
Umm...it didn't really have a taste. I think it was slightly bitter but other than that it was like warm water.
I drank my piss once. It was fucking disgusting, and that aftertaste was terrible. Hey, I was curious.
Were you in the woods?
gross. haha I felt curious but not curious enough to try it. I assume the two of you were young.
Maybe he was chilling out with my boy Bear Grylls.