I woke up one day wondering, man, how am I gonna annoy that guy I haven't met, You know, the one from the future named BigBlindMax? Then I thought, I'll become a dentist!
I woke up one day wondering, man, how am I gonna annoy that guy I haven't met, You know, the one from the future named BigBlindMax? Then I thought, I'll become a dentist!
I've had pimples since I was 10, I completely hate how I look. Plus I turn red when I feel any emotion that isn't boredom and have to constantly here "why you red" or "he's embarrassed" when im not but those two sentences right there just make me redder.
I'm sure you have no right to bitch about your looks.
Lol, I didn't say I don't like my look, GOUSTTTT did. You replied to the wrong person, pal. And damn, I don't get red when I'm embarassed and shit, but people do say "he's embarassed" and I get so pissed.
I've had pimples since I was 10, I completely hate how I look. Plus I turn red when I feel any emotion that isn't boredom and have to const… moreantly here "why you red" or "he's embarrassed" when im not but those two sentences right there just make me redder.
I'm sure you have no right to bitch about your looks.
I woke up one day wondering, man, how am I gonna annoy that guy I haven't met, You know, the one from the future named BigBlindMax? Then I thought, I'll become a dentist!
Lizard people? Ohhh... you must be talking about the other time travel conspiracy screwing you. They're several blocks away. They have a fancy DeLorean, you can't miss 'em.
Everyone has the right to bitch about their looks, it's western society's expectation. I'm pretty average looking, but I still get a bit self conscious about looks (mostly my eyes). Plus, I know plenty of people who are more attractive than I am and still bitch about their looks all the time.
It has less to do with actual attractiveness and more to do with self-perception.
I've had pimples since I was 10, I completely hate how I look. Plus I turn red when I feel any emotion that isn't boredom and have to const… moreantly here "why you red" or "he's embarrassed" when im not but those two sentences right there just make me redder.
I'm sure you have no right to bitch about your looks.
Middle school teaches you how to hide your boner. XD
I would always get one in my 5th period class unprovoked. It would suck when the te… moreacher would call on me during my "go down" process.
Wait that sounded worst than what I meant. I didn't mean take care of it, I literally meant me thinking to myself "Why now, Damnit Damnit Damnit, go down, dead kittens, why did that make it harder? Damnit ummm spiders, no? fuck! Ummm public restroom stall with an unflushed toilet, really? Damnit! That scene in family guy where chris, peter, stewie and brian are puking, cmon go down bitch!"
Followed by my teacher saying "Mike can I see you for a moment?" Me: O_O whispers to myself "why now!?" I do not miss those awkward day XD
When I was 7,I put chewing gum in my hair just to see if I can get it out.As you can probably tell,I couldn't get it out and when I went to school everybody laughed at my bald head
When I was 7,I put chewing gum in my hair just to see if I can get it out.As you can probably tell,I couldn't get it out and when I went to school everybody laughed at my bald head
Lizard people? Ohhh... you must be talking about the other time travel conspiracy screwing you. They're several blocks away. They have a fancy DeLorean, you can't miss 'em.
So, if you guys remember, I was the one that played the "Pee on your friends " game, with my brother and friend...
I am back with another horrible childhood secret!
So, when i was 5 years old, I had a 3 year old brother. I had always had the thought of, "What does saliva taste like to someone else" So finally I asked him to trade spit, and he did, as he was 3 years old and I had convinced him.
First I spit in his mouth and he nearly choked... Then he spit in mine and... Ughhh..
Please, never, ever, ever, trade saliva with somebody. It is the worst taste in the world...
So, if you guys remember, I was the one that played the "Pee on your friends " game, with my brother and friend...
I am back with another… more horrible childhood secret!
So, when i was 5 years old, I had a 3 year old brother. I had always had the thought of, "What does saliva taste like to someone else" So finally I asked him to trade spit, and he did, as he was 3 years old and I had convinced him.
First I spit in his mouth and he nearly choked... Then he spit in mine and... Ughhh..
Please, never, ever, ever, trade saliva with somebody. It is the worst taste in the world...
I did the same thing once but with blu tack and I stupidly decided to cut off a massive chunk of my hair. XD I made an excuse to my mum and said I accidently cut it off with scissors when doing my homework. I don't think she believed me.
When I was 7,I put chewing gum in my hair just to see if I can get it out.As you can probably tell,I couldn't get it out and when I went to school everybody laughed at my bald head
Noooo like I, spit in his hand... and he choked...
Then he spit in my hand I did the same thing...
.... NOT MAKING OUT AT ALL!]
Geesh you think I would...
ughh
When I was 7 or 8, we fostered a cat named Heavy D (he was a fatass). This cat was pretty mean and had a habit of attacking me for some reason.
Back then, I was the kind of kid who just had to touch everything. One day, I was playing with some tools in the garage when my mom wasn't watching. At some point, one of them slipped out of my hand and cut my foot pretty bad. I didn't want to get in trouble, so when my Mom asked what happened, I lied and told her that Heavy D ambushed me.
The cut didn't't look like a cat bite, but Heavy D had such a shitty reputation that she never questioned my story and sent Heavy D to another foster home the next day. She still has no idea that he was framed. XD
Huh. I have another one.
When I was 7 or 8, we fostered a cat named Heavy D (he was a fatass). This cat was pretty mean and had a habit… more of attacking me for some reason.
Back then, I was the kind of kid who just had to touch everything. One day, I was playing with some tools in the garage when my mom wasn't watching. At some point, one of them slipped out of my hand and cut my foot pretty bad. I didn't want to get in trouble, so when my Mom asked what happened, I lied and told her that Heavy D ambushed me.
The cut didn't't look like a cat bite, but Heavy D had such a shitty reputation that she never questioned my story and sent Heavy D to another foster home the next day. She still has no idea that he was framed. XD
He was a mean little bastard, I have no regrets.
Huh. I have another one.
When I was 7 or 8, we fostered a cat named Heavy D (he was a fatass). This cat was pretty mean and had a habit… more of attacking me for some reason.
Back then, I was the kind of kid who just had to touch everything. One day, I was playing with some tools in the garage when my mom wasn't watching. At some point, one of them slipped out of my hand and cut my foot pretty bad. I didn't want to get in trouble, so when my Mom asked what happened, I lied and told her that Heavy D ambushed me.
The cut didn't't look like a cat bite, but Heavy D had such a shitty reputation that she never questioned my story and sent Heavy D to another foster home the next day. She still has no idea that he was framed. XD
He was a mean little bastard, I have no regrets.
This might come off as a fucked up secret, but what the hell.
My mom has a lot of girl friends. And they always go shopping and what not. My mom forces me to come. 90% of the time, my mom's friend has a younger daughter. For some reason they always keep close to me. One time this girl I think she was 9, sat on my lap. We we're in a restaurant and I got nervous and I tried to push her away, but she grabbed my neck and gave me peck kiss and she let go. My mom and her friend were so busy talking to notice, so I just stood up and went to the bathroom to clean my mouth.
This might come off as a fucked up secret, but what the hell.
My mom has a lot of girl friends. And they always go shopping and what not.… more My mom forces me to come. 90% of the time, my mom's friend has a younger daughter. For some reason they always keep close to me. One time this girl I think she was 9, sat on my lap. We we're in a restaurant and I got nervous and I tried to push her away, but she grabbed my neck and gave me peck kiss and she let go. My mom and her friend were so busy talking to notice, so I just stood up and went to the bathroom to clean my mouth.
Basically a lot of little girls like me .-.
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I always knew Bruce Wayne was Batman but I never told him as I loved the deep smooth Bat voice ;'(
I've only ever had like 2 or 3 hot teachers. Substitutes on the other hand OMFG
I woke up one day wondering, man, how am I gonna annoy that guy I haven't met, You know, the one from the future named BigBlindMax? Then I thought, I'll become a dentist!
careful with those needles !
I've had pimples since I was 10, I completely hate how I look. Plus I turn red when I feel any emotion that isn't boredom and have to constantly here "why you red" or "he's embarrassed" when im not but those two sentences right there just make me redder.
I'm sure you have no right to bitch about your looks.
Lol, I didn't say I don't like my look, GOUSTTTT did. You replied to the wrong person, pal. And damn, I don't get red when I'm embarassed and shit, but people do say "he's embarassed" and I get so pissed.
I knew it, this is a time travel conspiracy! They said I was crazy when I told them about the lizard people, but this time, it's real!
Lizard people? Ohhh... you must be talking about the other time travel conspiracy screwing you. They're several blocks away. They have a fancy DeLorean, you can't miss 'em.
Everyone has the right to bitch about their looks, it's western society's expectation. I'm pretty average looking, but I still get a bit self conscious about looks (mostly my eyes). Plus, I know plenty of people who are more attractive than I am and still bitch about their looks all the time.
It has less to do with actual attractiveness and more to do with self-perception.
Lol, was that today?
Your mother? What the fuck?
I know that feel bro.
Seriously? That sucks. :c.
yeah
EDIT: wtf the vid just cuts off 0_0
When I was 7,I put chewing gum in my hair just to see if I can get it out.As you can probably tell,I couldn't get it out and when I went to school everybody laughed at my bald head
Don't worry, we won't laugh.
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Well next time she gives you a hard time, feel free to let her know that a random guy on the Internet thinks she's kind of an asshole. :P
K, thanks. I'll send some angry Libyans after them when I get the chance.
Hey Rick I fucked Lori !!!
Walter white to rick: No one saw Shane coming, except for your wife
That bitch betrayed me, if she kept her mouth shut then I'd be alive and Rick would be dead.
So, if you guys remember, I was the one that played the "Pee on your friends " game, with my brother and friend...
I am back with another horrible childhood secret!
So, when i was 5 years old, I had a 3 year old brother. I had always had the thought of, "What does saliva taste like to someone else" So finally I asked him to trade spit, and he did, as he was 3 years old and I had convinced him.
First I spit in his mouth and he nearly choked... Then he spit in mine and... Ughhh..
Please, never, ever, ever, trade saliva with somebody. It is the worst taste in the world...
Isn't this like, the same thing as making out.. in a way.
I did the same thing once but with blu tack and I stupidly decided to cut off a massive chunk of my hair. XD I made an excuse to my mum and said I accidently cut it off with scissors when doing my homework. I don't think she believed me.
Noooo like I, spit in his hand... and he choked...
Then he spit in my hand I did the same thing...
.... NOT MAKING OUT AT ALL!]
Geesh you think I would...
ughh
it says you spit in each others mouths...
Oh god, Bear Grylls is a fuckin' savage. He fuckin' cut a camel open and slept in it. Fuck... don't get me started on him.
Same. Like no matter what I do with myself, I'm never satisfied.
Huh. I have another one.
When I was 7 or 8, we fostered a cat named Heavy D (he was a fatass). This cat was pretty mean and had a habit of attacking me for some reason.
Back then, I was the kind of kid who just had to touch everything. One day, I was playing with some tools in the garage when my mom wasn't watching. At some point, one of them slipped out of my hand and cut my foot pretty bad. I didn't want to get in trouble, so when my Mom asked what happened, I lied and told her that Heavy D ambushed me.
The cut didn't't look like a cat bite, but Heavy D had such a shitty reputation that she never questioned my story and sent Heavy D to another foster home the next day. She still has no idea that he was framed. XD
He was a mean little bastard, I have no regrets.
Okay... In my reply I was trying to lie to make it sound less gross because it's hard to explain..
Our lips were no where near each others...
Like I stood on a chair... and he was small... So he opened his mouth and I... .... spit in... and he did the same thing...
Lips were no where near each other so not making out!
Why would you get in trouble for that? Just say it was an accident... god...
Seems like no one in your family wanted the D!
Can't blame them, turns out the D was actually a dick.
Bu dum tiisssh
Because I was messing around with the toolbox after being told not to...god...
This might come off as a fucked up secret, but what the hell.
My mom has a lot of girl friends. And they always go shopping and what not. My mom forces me to come. 90% of the time, my mom's friend has a younger daughter. For some reason they always keep close to me. One time this girl I think she was 9, sat on my lap. We we're in a restaurant and I got nervous and I tried to push her away, but she grabbed my neck and gave me peck kiss and she let go. My mom and her friend were so busy talking to notice, so I just stood up and went to the bathroom to clean my mouth.
Basically a lot of little girls like me .-.
Nowhere in that story did you say you weren't allowed to use them.
AWWWWWWW you got some!!! ^-^
I want a girl that is my age >.>