Not my darkest of course but just for the lols
When I was around 10 years old for breakfast I would always have cereal and in the boxes o… moref cereal they always had special Star Wars stickers inside every box, and I had all of them except for 1 and I always could never seem to get that damn sticker. Eventually it pissed me off so much to the point where one day I went with mum to the supermarket and I ran straight to the cereal isle while she was getting what she needed and while nobody was looking, tore open about 5 cereal boxes until I finally found the sticker. Then As we were leaving Mum asked why I looked so happy and I lied and said it was nothing xD Nobody ever found out or knew about it...until now.
AT THE TIME I HAD TO HAVE IT, OKAY?!
I tried but it didn't work
I changed my picture through my email and when I try to upload it here it just changes to this purple pattern. I tried waiting but still nothing
I tried but it didn't work
I changed my picture through my email and when I try to upload it here it just changes to this purple pattern. I tried waiting but still nothing
This isn't my biggest secret or anything close to it but it's still pretty awkward.
I was meeting some distant relatives, like 3rd cousin… mores or something. We all hung out but the youngest (an 8th grader) kept to himself and was just generally really shy. I tried to be friendly and talk to him but he'd just look away and say "uhuh" or something. I realized that I couldn't get him to hang with us, so I gave up. I ended up chilling with the others, had a great time, and then it was time to say goodbye.
So I said my goodbyes; "Nice meeting you", "Hope to see you again", and all that normal stuff. I also hugged all of them goodbye. When I went up to the shy boy to give him a hug (You can't escape my hugs!) he looked like he'd rather jump off a cliff or something. Still I tried to be friendly and said "I'm giving you a hug!" and he started to say no while I hug-attacked him.
Only to feel his boner pressed up against my stomach. Let's just say he high-tailed it out of there.
Huh. That's kind of like me, except that dark, nowhere to run guy only comes out at night for me. But I'm pretty sure that happens to a lot of people. Ya know, when you're waiting to fall asleep and horrible thoughts just fill your head? It's called intrusive thoughts, actually.
Heres not really a secret but what the hell. My friends and family think im this happy go lucky guy when none of them really know I have su… moreper dark thoughts and just see the worst in every thing. I could literally find a million dollars in my backyard and I would have several negative thoughts before I thought of it as a good thing. But I don't like to talk about myself around them so I just hide my feelings with one of these
Its not even like I have many things to hide. I just don't know how to enjoy myself anymore. But I guess this just goes with my element of surprise personality
(see what I did there with the smile at the end? Probably not till you read whats within the parenthesis) :P
I once read the lyrics of "In The Pines" and my immature mind switched the "i" and "e"...
Needless to say, it definitely changed the meaning of the song...
( PLEASE DONT HATE ME! I FEEL WEIRD ENOUGH ALREADY! T_T )
I once read the lyrics of "In The Pines" and my immature mind switched the "i" and "e"...
Needless to say, it definitely changed the meaning of the song...
( PLEASE DONT HATE ME! I FEEL WEIRD ENOUGH ALREADY! T_T )
Comments
This seems like a nightmare clem could have.
I like the cut of your gib. You're determined to get what you want... You're hired!
The music is just so funny xD
I know some folks like it rough, but damn...
Pfft, you say it like it's something bad.
I'm attracted to Bloody Mary.
This is a bit off topic but could someone please explain whenever I try to change my gravatar I get this purple piece of shit instead? Ty!
Yeah well, it's all fun and games until somebody loses an eye.
That ain't no secret. We all are.
in the land of the blind the one eyed man is king.
Oh mah lawd. that was hilarious lmao.
CORRECTION: In the land of the blind, BigBlindMax is President
aww you changed it...
but you're blind in a big way max... so you can't be...;P
After you upload a gravatar pic you gotta click on the profile picture
and then wait a few minutes for it to go online.
I tried but it didn't work
I changed my picture through my email and when I try to upload it here it just changes to this purple pattern. I tried waiting but still nothing
Did you crop the picture after uploading it on Gravatar?
I uploaded the picture on Gravatar, waited about 15 minutes and made sure all my emails were the same.
My sister's best friend cheated on her boyfriend with me. And now everytime she comes to my house to hang with my sister it gets awkward as fuck..
Once I broke my wrists. Both of them. At the same time.
Aww. Poor guy. Probably walked home like:
He magically got his backpack again in the last gif.
Huh. That's kind of like me, except that dark, nowhere to run guy only comes out at night for me. But I'm pretty sure that happens to a lot of people. Ya know, when you're waiting to fall asleep and horrible thoughts just fill your head? It's called intrusive thoughts, actually.
So....where'd you get the sword?
Agh, I really want to say something but then people would think I'm weird.
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Try reuploading the picture. And I think you have to have both the Gravatar site and the profile pic page open at the same time
I once read the lyrics of "In The Pines" and my immature mind switched the "i" and "e"...
Needless to say, it definitely changed the meaning of the song...
( PLEASE DONT HATE ME! I FEEL WEIRD ENOUGH ALREADY! T_T )
Go on Rigtail, you know you want to. And "people would think I'm weird"? Dude your profile pic already expresses that well lol
I cant ever look at that song the same way aging.
It isn't my biggest secret, hell it isn't even a secret at all (I've told plenty of people). Um, it has something to do with a tissue.
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Just tried re-uploading it but still no luck. Also I made sure I didn't have both pages open at once.
Why? Why did I read this comment?! This song will never be the same for me again!