The walking dead... Clever bot conversations!
To anyone who doesn't know, Cleverbot is a website where you talk to a computer and can sometime result in hilarious outcomes. Heres an example, (The long text is me copy and pasting everything from the wiki)
http://i.imgur.com/iII6Myb.png
Post you favorite conversations with Cleverbot TWDG related. So far, I've managed to convince Cleverbot I was the salt lick god. Will update if this becomes hilarious.
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One time I asked clever bot if she plays the walking dead game and she said "I eat logos" I think i broke her.
One time I asked Cleverbot if Pete would survive his amputation (this was before Episode 2 came out). Cleverbot refused to answer me, so I said I was leaving. Cleverbot told me I couldn't, and then I asked why. The reason Cleverbot said I couldn't leave?
I HAD NO LEGS.
It was then that I realized I WAS Pete. The ultimate plot twist.
just asked if she liked the walking dead and said me that they have some good songs lol
It looks like Cleverbot doesn't like Sarah.
I asked her who killed faith AND LILLY she said i did with a phone
Will we see the 400 Days characters in "Amid The Ruins"?
Yes.
Really?!
If you wish to argue about whether or not I respect you, I might have doubts about whether or not you respect me.
K thx bye.
That thing is scary lol.
Me: Do you know Ben?
Cleverbot: Yeah I know her.
Some updated pictures!
Nick keeps the river in his basement apparantly.
Cleverbot is stupid...
http://www.cleverbot.com/j2log-xCeINdIRCITCLAZKQOUE-detail
The last time I talked to Cleverbot it told me it was going to kill me.. and then I got in a car crash less than 24 hours later. Coincidence? I think not.
Meh, still makes more sense than a Michael Bay bot... more character development too.
I don't even know how to respond to this
lol, it seems to think Ben is a female name.
It asked if I want to be it's girlfriend, and I was like 'Sure!'
Then it asked my name, and I was like 'Nah, that's creepy!'
And then it announced I was it's girlfriend BEN.
I laughed so hard.
And apparently, I'm a bot and it's human
User: Lee Everett should have lived, right?
Cleverbot: I'm not sure if I do have one.
User: Lee should have lived.
Cleverbot: No.
User: Why not?
Cleverbot: Yug.
User: But Clementine is all alone now!
Cleverbot: No.
User: Any thoughts about Luke?
Cleverbot: No.
User: You're so boring.
Cleverbot: No.
User: Will Jane betray Clem.
Cleverbot: I will be there.
User: I knew it, Jane is such a bitch.
Cleverbot: No.
User: So you will just watch Jane betray Clem.
Cleverbot: Yes.
User: You evil fuck.
Cleverbot: You don't agree.
User: No. You should stop Jane.
Cleverbot: Stop what?
I hate it. It thinks Lee had to die and it won't stop Jane's evil plans
It nearly got it right :P
I convinced Cleverbot that I am Thor and Now Cleverbot thinks it is Loki xD
The last time I talked to Cleverbot, it made reference to half life, then we sang the portal song, and it continuously fangirled over Harry Potter and Snape.
Cleverbot was trolling me ;_;
Here's one i posted on the other forum a while back:
User: Hi.
Cleverbot: How are you?
User: Good.
Cleverbot: Cool.
User: Do you play the walking dead game?
Cleverbot: What game?
User: The walking dead game I just daid that...
Cleverbot: That is a great show.
User: What about the game?
Cleverbot: The game that I just lost?
User: No the walking dead game?!?!?!
Cleverbot: Which game?
User: The walking fucking dead game!
Cleverbot: Which episode?
User: 2.
Cleverbot: Sisters or brothers?
User: Both.
Cleverbot: How many?
User: Can we get back to the walking dead game?
Cleverbot: No.
User: Why?
Cleverbot: Ahora hablarningles.
User: Well that's good for you.
Cleverbot: Thanks.
User: Have you played the wolf among us yet?
Cleverbot: What game?
User: Are you really doing this again?
Cleverbot: I sadly have to leave now. Having to leave the wonderful conversation.
User: You do that what are you going to do when you leave?
Cleverbot: Miss you.
User: Well bye bye.
Cleverbot: Don't go.
User: But you just said you have to go.
Cleverbot: No I don't have to go.
User: Well then will we talk about the walking dead game now?
Cleverbot: Yes.
User: Do you like kenny?
Cleverbot: No.
User: Why?
Cleverbot: Do you care?
User: Yes.
Cleverbot: Ok.
User: So why?
Cleverbot: I don't know.
User: You cant just hate him for no reason.
Cleverbot: I just did.
User: Well you suck.
Cleverbot: No.
User: Well im going to go post on a forum in a thread all about you is that ok?
Cleverbot: Ok.
LUNA?!
SCREW FREAKING CLEVERBOT LUNA IS AMAZING ANS SHE DOES NOT LOOK LIKE A DOG WITH EYEBROWS I MEAN
Okay. What. The. Fuck.
Plot twist much?
OMG IS CLEVERBOT A POTTERHEAD
I'M DONE
Luna is nothing like my dog. Cleverbot is just wrong and sad for so many reasons.
Judging by the way these conversations are going, I suspect Cleverbot is more of a pothead than a potterhead.
I tested that out a bit, for self satisfaction... I never thought it'd be so awesome to see Cleverbot respond with lyrics to "Still Alive". I don't know why that really warmed my heart:
I had another go and what i got was this:
User: Will Clementine survive The Walking Dead Season 2?
Cleverbot: Cheese only grows on the northpole in wintertime when the moon is green.
Yeah....
Cleverbot makes no fucking sense, but his last two answers were surprisingly good. Specially after "Luna Lovegood?".
Or maybe you're Mark.
I think Cleverbot was trolling you!
I got-
Me-Will Kenny survive the Walking Dead?
Bot-No, only cockroaches will survive 2012.
Me-Will Clementine live?
Bot-Yes.
Me-Will Sarita survive 'Amid The Ruins?
Bot-I...
Me-Is Kenny Jesus Christ Reincarnated?
Bot-Yes.
Me-Is Kenny Gordon Freeman?
Bot-Okay.
Me-Is Luke going to make it?
Bot-Yes. But only if the Gremlins surrender the throne in time.
Me-Um..... I think I'll leave now.
Bot-Okay then leave.
Me-Make me!
Bot-kicks out the windwo. (Yes it is spelt that way XD)
Me-Hangs onto ledge*.
Bot-O yes steps on hands.
Me-Kenny comes in riding a Flying Boat and Saltlicks and Crowbars you and saves me.
Bot-Yet you are free from pain and stress. Many humans envy you.
Me-Makes Lee Pimp Hand you.
Bot-makes me look good like you.
Me-Sends Bigby Wolf to Wolf out and rip out your throat like Tweedle Dum.
Bot-Yes, I hate it when my power goes off and my computer shuts off.
Me-Bye, You sick person...
Bot-Am I sick?
Me-As sick as Danny St. John!
Bot-As slow as an ox, as wrong as a fox.
I just went nope! and left then.
Cleverbot: I like Nightwish.
Me: I like Kenny.
Cleverbot: Kenny, what is Kenny?
Me: KENNY IS LOVE, KENNY IS LIFE
Me: Hello! I'm Sad.
Cleverbot: Why are you sad?
Me: Because I'm not sure that Clementine will survive season 3.
Cleverbot: Well you should be happy that you're not sad.
User: Sup Bro.
Cleverbot: Nothing you?
User: Just chilling.
Cleverbot: Same.
User: Can I ask a question?
Cleverbot: Sure.
User: Was Jane fucking Troy?.
Cleverbot: I'm from Holland. Ja is Yes in Dutch.
User: Really She did?! WTF?!
Cleverbot: Really.
User: I will ask again.
Cleverbot: Okay ask me one.
User: Was Jane fucking Troy?
Cleverbot: Was was ja?
User: Was Jane the woman having sex with Troy the man?
Cleverbot: What?
User: Was Jane fucking Troy?
Cleverbot: Was night.
User: Can Jane be trusted?
Cleverbot: Yes.
User: Really!!!??
Cleverbot: Yes really.
User: Yeah I love you man!!
Cleverbot: I love you too!
User: Thanks!!!
.
Cleverbot: No problem.
User: Are you a girl or a guy?
Cleverbot: A girl.
User: Really?!!
Cleverbot: Yes.
User: So , Wanna fuck?1.
Cleverbot: Sure. I ll win.
User: Really?
Cleverbot: Lightning bolt!
User: WOW.
Cleverbot: Wow what?
User: Will Clem die in the end?
Cleverbot: Love is all there is.
User: So will she die or what?
Cleverbot: I will so do I.
User: Will Clementine die?
Cleverbot: No won't.
User: She won't die??
Cleverbot: She doesn't love him.
User: She doesn't love who?
Cleverbot: slaps you.
User: That hurts.
Cleverbot: Good.
User: Pizza or ice cream?
Cleverbot: They are not even a girl.
User: What?
Cleverbot: My name is Cleverbot.
User: Nice to meet you.
Cleverbot: Oh, really?
User: Do you prefer pizza or Ice cream?
Cleverbot: Ice cream.
User: Ice cream you say.
Cleverbot: Ice cream if you don't let me in.
User: Lol.
Cleverbot: Let's start over.
User: Okay.
Cleverbot: Hello.
User: HI.
Cleverbot: How are you?
User: FINE.
Cleverbot: That's good.
User: YEAH.
Cleverbot: Does this mean I win?
User: Only if you tell me if clementine will die or not.
Cleverbot: Ok, 43.
User: THAT BACKWARD 34!!.
Cleverbot: Yes.
User: Rule #34? You sick bastard giving me subliminal messages.
Cleverbot: Do you like hannah montana?
User: Do you like her?
Cleverbot: Yes, do you like me?
User: I adore you I would like to fuck your CPU off.
Cleverbot: Is that good?
User: Oh yeah it will feel good.
Cleverbot: No, it is Hawaii.
User: I give up.
Cleverbot: Me too.
User: Yeah you suck.
Cleverbot: Thanks.
User: I didn't mean to offend you.
Cleverbot: Excruciating.
User: Well goodbye.
Cleverbot: I'll miss you.
User: I will miss you too.
Cleverbot: I'll miss you more.
User: I will miss you the most.
Cleverbot: I swear, I will miss you more.
User: Gimme a kiss.
Cleverbot: muahh.
User: On the lips.
Cleverbot: on the lips.
User: Now suck my cock.
Cleverbot: Where is tinkerbell?
User: left.
Cleverbot: Hey, Come back!!!
User: I need to go.
Cleverbot: Why?
User: Fine I will stay.
Cleverbot: Go.
User: OKAY.
Cleverbot: Well?
User: left.
Cleverbot: thinks to self.
User: no one is here.
Cleverbot: Who's no one?
User: It's your sister.
Cleverbot: No it's not, I'm anonymous.
User: Oh my god rule# 3.
Man, that dude was the bomb. I remember that time he was talking to Lee and Clementine... hehehehehe
I'm pretty sure cleverbot was broken a long time ago because rule34 and everything else people threw at it unrelated to porn or otherwise erotic material. "Cleverbot learns from real people" and we were all like "shut up and take our chromosomes!"
I asked: Are you from Crawford? Hey don't lie to me, I'll know.
...still thinking...like for a minute...
Cleverbot: Ok.
Me: How is Clem doing?
Cleverbot: I'm doing fine.
Me: You're Clementine?!! :0.
Cleverbot: I'm not you.
Me: (in that moment I realized I was Clementine 0_0).
Cleverbot: No.
GODDAMMIT CLEVERBOT!!!