What would you do to the Russians if they killed Mike and Bonnie

I, personally would rip their throats out with my teeth and then eat their insides for breakfast.

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  • If they kill TeamBike (They probably will) .... It's Saltlicking time! (Or I'm taking those Bitches to a place worse than Hell, JERSEY SHORE!!)But I'll probably save Arvo after yelling SHITBIRD at him since he seems a lot like Ben to me...

  • I'd punt off their heads and shit down their necks.

  • I would get four saltlicks...

  • edited August 2014

    How about Saltlick and Crowbar time with them?

    Saltlick123 posted: »

    If they kill TeamBike (They probably will) .... It's Saltlicking time! (Or I'm taking those Bitches to a place worse than Hell, JERSEY SHORE!!)But I'll probably save Arvo after yelling SHITBIRD at him since he seems a lot like Ben to me...

  • Nice :)

    I would get four saltlicks...

  • Yeah, Saltlicks and Crow Bars will be used one different Russians and parts of their body to increase maximum damage, that good enough?

    bloop posted: »

    How about Saltlick and Crowbar time with them?

  • Don't forget walkie talkie. :)

    Saltlick123 posted: »

    Yeah, Saltlicks and Crow Bars will be used one different Russians and parts of their body to increase maximum damage, that good enough?

  • edited August 2014

    You're all a bunch of hot air. When the episode rolls out, they'll all be dead already.

    I'm sure the game will let you decide whether to let Kenny murder Arvo or spare him. I know I'd go for the latter, since he was being used by the Russians in the first place.

  • Have Clem make out with them.

  • Um..

    I think it's time for me to log out now.

    badassm posted: »

    Have Clem make out with them.

  • Reminded me of the opening scene of Full Metal Jacket:

    https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=71Lft6EQh-Y

    ralo229 posted: »

    I'd punt off their heads and shit down their necks.

  • Shake their hands with gratitude, of course.

  • Share some vodka with them.

  • Then do what Jane did to Troy... (Wait a sec that's harsh, I'm a guy and if that happened to me....)

    Lingvort posted: »

    Shake their hands with gratitude, of course.

  • Unless you're as dumb as Troy, you won't have to worry.

    Saltlick123 posted: »

    Then do what Jane did to Troy... (Wait a sec that's harsh, I'm a guy and if that happened to me....)

  • Wonder how Jane and Ben would interact...

    Bokor posted: »

    Unless you're as dumb as Troy, you won't have to worry.

  • :) ur welcome

    Um.. I think it's time for me to log out now.

  • If they killed anyone in our group, or even hurt them, well, that would certainly change my morals for clementine about trusting strangers, and it would be a lot harder to take pity on anyone.
    You know what, never mind, i would rip their throats out and force them on a boat with kenny.

  • Kill them all. Mike, Bonnie and Clem are the only characters I like that are alive.

  • I'd say

    "Why Telltale? Why must you leave me with Luke and Kenny?"

  • Clem would be like:

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    And Lee would be like " You tell them sweatpea."

  • Nick's reaction to someone saying Mike and Bonnie will die in episode 5

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  • Probably surrender...They've obviously outgunned us.

  • Clem: You're threatening me, Arvo? Because you're not gonna like how that goes. Put the fucking gun before you really make me mad.

    Arvo: Keep back or I swear we'll shoot!

    Clem: No. I don't think so. I know killers, I've seen my share. You ain't got the look, and that means you ain't got the balls. Now drop the goddamn guns!

  • Shove a barracuda up their asses then feed them to a pack of wolves

  • This would be me

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  • If a GIF ever worked perfectly with a situation, then this.

  • My mommy will than pick me up and drive me home

  • Summon the wrath of 10.000 hungry raccoons

  • and a baby!!

    Carley123 posted: »

    I'd say "Why Telltale? Why must you leave me with Luke and Kenny?"

  • Kill them all!

  • I WOULD MOST LIKELY KILL THE PEOPLE THAT THOUGHT OF THE IDEA!!!!!!!

  • Really? I know my Clem would be like go crazy and say "YOLO, LIK I GIVE A FUCK LOL"

    DomeWing333 posted: »

    Probably surrender...They've obviously outgunned us.

  • I'd fucking step on Arvo's leg before I had Kenny toss me a crowbar.

    Jane's lessons do come in handy.

  • I think they are the exact 2 that will die at the start

  • Same thing I plan on doing if they don't kill anyone. They pull guns on us, and open fire? Take them all down. Arvo is a special case. He brought them to us so he needs to be tied to a tree and left for Walkers.

  • Give them a painful death. Shoot there knees take all there supplies and let them freeze to death. But if I did that I'd be as bad as Carver.

  • I wouldn't do anything. I'd just take in what just happened and just be like:

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  • make'em eat raccoon's shit to death. of course.

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