I was 19, and my girlfriend her twin sister and some friends got really really drunk! My gf went up to bed early, followed by her sister and then the rest of us not long after. So I go upstairs, strip off and jump into bed with the gf. I wake up in the morning with the typical morning wood, and think to myself 'oh well, may as well put this to use' , my gf is asleep with her back to me, so I proceed to throw the covers off us and turn her around to face me....... only to realise it was in fact her sister! I looked at her, she looked at my penis (a look which I swear lasted an hour in my mind). I quickly jolted out of bed only to find, I hadn't actually taken off my clothes in this room. So i literally stood naked in front of gf's twin sister for five minutes then she finally went and got my clothes. To be fair, explaining the situation to the gf was more embarrassing than the actual situation.
I was 19, and my girlfriend her twin sister and some friends got really really drunk! My gf went up to bed early, followed by her sister and… more then the rest of us not long after. So I go upstairs, strip off and jump into bed with the gf. I wake up in the morning with the typical morning wood, and think to myself 'oh well, may as well put this to use' , my gf is asleep with her back to me, so I proceed to throw the covers off us and turn her around to face me....... only to realise it was in fact her sister! I looked at her, she looked at my penis (a look which I swear lasted an hour in my mind). I quickly jolted out of bed only to find, I hadn't actually taken off my clothes in this room. So i literally stood naked in front of gf's twin sister for five minutes then she finally went and got my clothes. To be fair, explaining the situation to the gf was more embarrassing than the actual situation.
Gf and I were fooling around and gave me a huge red mark on both sides of my neck. After she went home, I used the bathroom, looked at the mirror, and that's when I saw it. I tried my best to hide it from everyone, but of course I failed. My mom was the second person to notice. Then everyone and their mother knew about it >.<
Gf and I were fooling around and gave me a huge red mark on both sides of my neck. After she went home, I used the bathroom, looked at the m… moreirror, and that's when I saw it. I tried my best to hide it from everyone, but of course I failed. My mom was the second person to notice. Then everyone and their mother knew about it >.<
I tried lifting a barbel with two fifty to try to impress a girl I almost got in bed. I did it without a spotter because I'm a complete fucking moron it collapsed of course I puked, shit and pissed my self almost to death and she never talked to me again after that
A man with a God-Like Stache known as Kenneth took and lifted me up from my Salt-Bros and threw me down WITH GREAT VENGEANCE AND FURIOUSSS A… moreNGER (Props to those who got that) on this old man named LahRay.......At least no one knows about it.....Did I just say that?
I was once going into class and one of my classmates was really annoying me so i kicked him and said fuck off, he was standing right next to the principal and the principal thought i said fuck off to her and she was like is that how you say hello to the principal?Everybody started laughing at me and i got sent to the principals office after class and i waited there but she didn't show up, so I left
I tried lifting a barbel with two fifty to try to impress a girl I almost got in bed. I did it without a spotter because I'm a complete fuck… moreing moron it collapsed of course I puked, shit and pissed my self almost to death and she never talked to me again after that
I was once going into class and one of my classmates was really annoying me so i kicked him and said fuck off, he was standing right next to… more the principal and the principal thought i said fuck off to her and she was like is that how you say hello to the principal?Everybody started laughing at me and i got sent to the principals office after class and i waited there but she didn't show up, so I left
I was once going into class and one of my classmates was really annoying me so i kicked him and said fuck off, he was standing right next to… more the principal and the principal thought i said fuck off to her and she was like is that how you say hello to the principal?Everybody started laughing at me and i got sent to the principals office after class and i waited there but she didn't show up, so I left
I once pissed myself because I'm the most awkward person socially, and there was a new teacher i didn't know watching us wait in line to go in after break, and I was too scared and nervous to ask her if i could go to the toilet. God I was a dumb child...scratch that Im still dumb lol
I was in California and I was stopping at gas station to buy some snacks, I had to go to the bathroom and it wasn't locked so I opened the door and I accidently walked in on a Korean guy.
When I was 11, my English teacher liked to pick on me. One day, I wasn't paying attention to what she was saying (I was doodling while simultaneously chewing a pencil - a habit I still have) and my teacher said, "HelloWorld123, is that a good pencil?"
Me: What?
Teacher: Are you eating that pencil for lunch?
Me: Uh...
Teacher: Yeah, that's what I thought. Now stop acting like a retard and pay attention.
I was extremely sleep deprived at the time, and I was sort of having a hard time functioning properly. I began sobbing and I couldn't stop. I got sent to the guidance counselor. She sent me back to class.
When I was 11, my English teacher liked to pick on me. One day, I wasn't paying attention to what she was saying (I was doodling while simul… moretaneously chewing a pencil - a habit I still have) and my teacher said, "HelloWorld123, is that a good pencil?"
Me: What?
Teacher: Are you eating that pencil for lunch?
Me: Uh...
Teacher: Yeah, that's what I thought. Now stop acting like a retard and pay attention.
I was extremely sleep deprived at the time, and I was sort of having a hard time functioning properly. I began sobbing and I couldn't stop. I got sent to the guidance counselor. She sent me back to class.
I tried lifting a barbel with two fifty to try to impress a girl I almost got in bed. I did it without a spotter because I'm a complete fuck… moreing moron it collapsed of course I puked, shit and pissed my self almost to death and she never talked to me again after that
When I was 11, my English teacher liked to pick on me. One day, I wasn't paying attention to what she was saying (I was doodling while simul… moretaneously chewing a pencil - a habit I still have) and my teacher said, "HelloWorld123, is that a good pencil?"
Me: What?
Teacher: Are you eating that pencil for lunch?
Me: Uh...
Teacher: Yeah, that's what I thought. Now stop acting like a retard and pay attention.
I was extremely sleep deprived at the time, and I was sort of having a hard time functioning properly. I began sobbing and I couldn't stop. I got sent to the guidance counselor. She sent me back to class.
One day in high school, I was upset because I was having a bad day, I arrived late to class, and I entered with my head lowered, looking at the ground. When I realized everything was quiet and I was almost in the middle of the classroom, somebody yelled: "Where are you going?" I looked up to see those weren't my classmates, there were other people in there, my classmates were in another classroom that day because of it, and because I was late to school I didn't know that day we wouldn't study on that classroom. They all laughed at me and I left the classroom. I could still hear them laugh at the corridor. I never felt more embarrassed in my life. I was like... 12 years old, maybe.
Haha which one? There was the time I walked into a wall..In front of about 50 other students.
When I leaned on a door..and it opened cuasing me to fall in..all that swag gone in about 5 seconds.
When I walked into a tree at a concert.
When the girl you like catches you staring at them and the teacher asks you a question at the same time so your stammering like an idiot.
When you finally get a joke..in the middle of class and you just start laughing.
Yes. Where I live, retard is rarely a taboo. I get called retarded so much that I'm used to it. Granted, my parents use it in a joking manner - the teacher didn't.
During my high school graduation my friends and I were goofing around at the place we were graduating at. I'll tell it in detail.
My friend was doing some retarded snapchats and I joined in.
He dropped his phone so I went to pick it up. He didn't know this so he tried to as well.
We both bent down, hit each others heads, and I fell back.
I fell back so awkwardly I ripped a fucking hole in my pants, right where the crack is. Everyone saw it, and the hole was so big they could literally see well. You know.
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I'm sorry.
Oops.
Or someone saying " Have a nice workout" and responding " You too"
I was 19, and my girlfriend her twin sister and some friends got really really drunk! My gf went up to bed early, followed by her sister and then the rest of us not long after. So I go upstairs, strip off and jump into bed with the gf. I wake up in the morning with the typical morning wood, and think to myself 'oh well, may as well put this to use' , my gf is asleep with her back to me, so I proceed to throw the covers off us and turn her around to face me....... only to realise it was in fact her sister! I looked at her, she looked at my penis (a look which I swear lasted an hour in my mind). I quickly jolted out of bed only to find, I hadn't actually taken off my clothes in this room. So i literally stood naked in front of gf's twin sister for five minutes then she finally went and got my clothes. To be fair, explaining the situation to the gf was more embarrassing than the actual situation.
Damn, that must have been horrible.
I went on to marry that girl, so I got over it haha
i am 28, My sister is very judgemental, anyone i like, has to be to a certain standard for "our" family , or she freaks out.
29 in may
Gf and I were fooling around and gave me a huge red mark on both sides of my neck. After she went home, I used the bathroom, looked at the mirror, and that's when I saw it. I tried my best to hide it from everyone, but of course I failed. My mom was the second person to notice. Then everyone and their mother knew about it >.<
LOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOL
"fooling around" Good job!!
;-;
sheep wtf, pls
I tried lifting a barbel with two fifty to try to impress a girl I almost got in bed. I did it without a spotter because I'm a complete fucking moron it collapsed of course I puked, shit and pissed my self almost to death and she never talked to me again after that
And were you locked in a room by some cannibals?
I was once going into class and one of my classmates was really annoying me so i kicked him and said fuck off, he was standing right next to the principal and the principal thought i said fuck off to her and she was like is that how you say hello to the principal?Everybody started laughing at me and i got sent to the principals office after class and i waited there but she didn't show up, so I left
Damn.
Lol you left.
Me and my Bros were Undercover....
Not my most embarrassing but we were doing a bench pressing test in gym and we had to do it in front of everyone and I could barely bench 90 pounds
That's not embarrassing, that's straight up badass.
I once pissed myself because I'm the most awkward person socially, and there was a new teacher i didn't know watching us wait in line to go in after break, and I was too scared and nervous to ask her if i could go to the toilet. God I was a dumb child...scratch that Im still dumb lol
It looked something like this
One time I was flipping pancakes, and they fell on the floor.
The floor never looked at me the same way ever again.
Me typing a lame/stupid discussion/comment on a Telltale Game Forum.
I was in California and I was stopping at gas station to buy some snacks, I had to go to the bathroom and it wasn't locked so I opened the door and I accidently walked in on a Korean guy.
When I was 11, my English teacher liked to pick on me. One day, I wasn't paying attention to what she was saying (I was doodling while simultaneously chewing a pencil - a habit I still have) and my teacher said, "HelloWorld123, is that a good pencil?"
Me: What?
Teacher: Are you eating that pencil for lunch?
Me: Uh...
Teacher: Yeah, that's what I thought. Now stop acting like a retard and pay attention.
I was extremely sleep deprived at the time, and I was sort of having a hard time functioning properly. I began sobbing and I couldn't stop. I got sent to the guidance counselor. She sent me back to class.
So you had a typical American public school experience.
Slipped up and sent a rather suggestive image meant for my wife/then-girlfriend to my uncle once.
That took explaining. And made for some awkward family gatherings.
Yeah. Basically. Still pretty goddamn embarrassing.
Holy hell! You're lucky you didn't kill yourself. :0
Wtf she called an 11 year old a retard?
One day in high school, I was upset because I was having a bad day, I arrived late to class, and I entered with my head lowered, looking at the ground. When I realized everything was quiet and I was almost in the middle of the classroom, somebody yelled: "Where are you going?" I looked up to see those weren't my classmates, there were other people in there, my classmates were in another classroom that day because of it, and because I was late to school I didn't know that day we wouldn't study on that classroom. They all laughed at me and I left the classroom. I could still hear them laugh at the corridor. I never felt more embarrassed in my life. I was like... 12 years old, maybe.
Haha which one? There was the time I walked into a wall..In front of about 50 other students.
When I leaned on a door..and it opened cuasing me to fall in..all that swag gone in about 5 seconds.
When I walked into a tree at a concert.
When the girl you like catches you staring at them and the teacher asks you a question at the same time so your stammering like an idiot.
When you finally get a joke..in the middle of class and you just start laughing.
I could go on but I think I've made my point...
Yes. Where I live, retard is rarely a taboo. I get called retarded so much that I'm used to it. Granted, my parents use it in a joking manner - the teacher didn't.
There are a lot...
Yeah... Lots of regrets.
During my high school graduation my friends and I were goofing around at the place we were graduating at. I'll tell it in detail.
Worst graduation ever.
0_0 WHAT KIND OF SCHOOL DO YOU GO TO?!
Happens to everyone.