50 Shades Of LoaderSha
The last of the award winning 50 Shades series for a while, comes 50 Shades Of LoaderSha
Sasha was in a dillema she never would have expected to be in. If you'd told her she'd be thinking about this an hour ago she'd have either laughed about it or kicked you. Yet here she was.
"Okay," she said to herself, "you're being really fucked up now, Sasha. Snap out of it."
But it was no use.
Vaughn had his charm, yes, but this was something entirely different. She couldn't get it out of her mind. His alluring yellow paint. His sweet metallic voice. His strong rusty arms that had saved her earlier that day (and her sister, she adds, but who cares about her right now?)...
"Why did I fall for a robot of all things?! Why Loader Bot?!"
She'd shed a few tears of embarrassment already. She had to keep this a secret.
"Good thing they don't have a tumblr." she mused, as she updated her status to
"Sasha, 24, she/her, robosexual and roboromantic 
"
Dialogue by: @ABigBadWolf
This is the last thread for 50 Shades for a while, I promise.
Comments
Rhysha
Post edited.
Uhhhh...Fiona's hat x Rhys' sock.
what are you doing to our beloved characters. The only ship that needs to sail is Loader Bot x Rhy's Arm
LoaderArm
They have the same paint. Come on they were made for eachother.
This is art, okay.
People call this art too.
Alright, this place has snapped. We've all gone crazy and we're destined to die.
Well, I guess that's uh...colourful? That's something I guess.
Tales from the Ship Yard
What...just... how would it even work? What the hell is this, how would they even, you know? What is happening to us?
We´re like Pokemon.
We´re evolving.
I hope you´re not taking a fic written in 3 minutes flat seriously though...
Not from my point of view, we're devolving if anything.
I know but still.
It´ll pass, everything does.
It was a joke.
Tales from the graveyard.
Oh, god I´m sorry.
Damn you. I'm colorblind
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?feature=player_embedded&v=FopyRHHlt3M
#Rhyderbot
But Loader Bot considers him a father.
That's how they role play.
pretends not to ship
You guys are all insane. Entertaining, but fucking insane.
And I must be a glutton for punishment because I keep clicking on these ship threads... >_<
Except Rhyiona
Jack who do you ship? Rhyiona right?
Rhyiona, right @HandsomeJack ?
RIGHT?!
Okay, this went too far.
I just find it adorable that y'all actually think the kid's got enough game to be 'boated' with anyone - wait, am I saying that right? Boated? Nah, shipped - shipped, right? Something to do with maritime vehicles... Oh, you kids and your Dumblr and your giffys and whatever else you guys use on your EchoComms these days.
Long story short, Rhysie won't be getting with anyone if I have anything to say about it - and his little Pandoran-scum girlfriends will be lucky if they last much longer. So unless you guys are into necrophilia (which lets face it, is the only way the guy could ever score), I'd just give up now, okay Cupcakes?
Get this mofo
Lol what do you mean?