I was only 15 years old
I loved Gaben so much
I had all the games and ingame items
I pray to Gaben every night before I… more go to bed, thanking him for the sales i've been given
"Gaben is love," I say, "Gaben is life"
My console gaming brother hears me and calls me an elitist
I know he is just jealous of my devotion for Gaben
I call him a peasant
He rages and leaves the room
I'm crying now at the stupidity of console gamers
I sit next to my PC and rage on forums
I feel a warmth behind me
It's Gaben
I'm so happy
He whisper's in my ear, "This is my wallet now"
He grabs my wallet with his beefy Gaben hands
I'm ready
I open my wallet for Gaben
He starts taking money
It hurts but I do it for the sales
I feel my finanaces sinking away, but that doesnt matter anymore
I want to please Gaben
He roars a m… [view original content]
I'm really not in the loop when it comes to this - why is he the subject of so much mocking? Is it because of the way Steam selects what games it chooses to carry or not to carry? While I totally agree that is a problem it's hardly anything new. No major retailers will carry AO games, and a lot of games are taken off of the shelves of major retailers such as Walmart or Gamestop. I think there should be more liberty in terms of how games are marketed, but let's not pretend this is anything new. If anything, all it does is show the power of steam in comparison to other marketing platforms.
I'm really not in the loop when it comes to this - why is he the subject of so much mocking? Is it because of the way Steam selects what gam… morees it chooses to carry or not to carry? While I totally agree that is a problem it's hardly anything new. No major retailers will carry AO games, and a lot of games are taken off of the shelves of major retailers such as Walmart or Gamestop. I think there should be more liberty in terms of how games are marketed, but let's not pretend this is anything new. If anything, all it does is show the power of steam in comparison to other marketing platforms.
I'm really not in the loop when it comes to this - why is he the subject of so much mocking? Is it because of the way Steam selects what gam… morees it chooses to carry or not to carry? While I totally agree that is a problem it's hardly anything new. No major retailers will carry AO games, and a lot of games are taken off of the shelves of major retailers such as Walmart or Gamestop. I think there should be more liberty in terms of how games are marketed, but let's not pretend this is anything new. If anything, all it does is show the power of steam in comparison to other marketing platforms.
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What. The. Fuck.
OuR gOd Is An AwEsOmE gOd
Gaben is love, Gaben is life https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8tsHkpesBdY
P-O-R-T-A-L 3
And Portal 3 was his name-ooo ;_;
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=juJBo_WkzCw
oH GOD
Praise Gaben
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=RoGxA48HQ1g
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=c1iCjpxDxz4
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Gp-giY_ewM0&feature=player_embedded
9/11 is k - IGN
Hail Gaben our lord and savior
I'm really not in the loop when it comes to this - why is he the subject of so much mocking? Is it because of the way Steam selects what games it chooses to carry or not to carry? While I totally agree that is a problem it's hardly anything new. No major retailers will carry AO games, and a lot of games are taken off of the shelves of major retailers such as Walmart or Gamestop. I think there should be more liberty in terms of how games are marketed, but let's not pretend this is anything new. If anything, all it does is show the power of steam in comparison to other marketing platforms.
k
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=JchrydJOEB8Gaben is Love, Gaben is Life, Gaben is Law, Gaben is God.
10/10 - IGN, But my wallet is crying... - Gaben souls player
9/11 is k - IGN
Calm down gaben k?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=nogZBDMuI-A
1v1 me m8
TRUE STORY
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=bD5V-F4Jw4g
Wat are u goin to do now
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_CeT5mymheU
i cry everytim