Va-Va-Vallory!
Everyone's so excited to see what the "love" in Episode 3 is-is it Rhysha? Is it Rhyiona? Is it Rhystun-as in, Rhys/Stun Baton? (As long as Stun Baton is female, that is!) Personally, I'm awaiting the arrival of the mysterious Vallory, aka con mom. Anyone else with me?
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Plot twist: It's Rhys x Vallory.
Plot twist: Vallory directs all the ships into one big orgy, because it is already happening as I predicted!
Everyone would be happy but at what cost...
At the cost of the orgy.
Shit, I can actually see that. Vallory awkwardly trying to seduce Rhys, I mean. Like, she's got a lot of cleavage showing; maybe she's on the prowl for a new man.
Episode 3 cancelled for leaked plot.
If the rest of the season was just about Con Mom and nobody else I honestly wouldn't mind like that's how excited I am for her (do we know who voices her yet or no omg)
I am here for a complete Vallory takeover tbh
Now this. This is the content I like
The dlc is just gonna be her knitting matching ugly sweaters for her con son (August) and adopted con sons (Finch and Kroger) with knitting needles made from the bones of her enemies.
Fiona and Sasha need to get some too please (even better if they're like those tacky Weasley sweaters)
She reminds me of Roz from Monster's Inc.
And Loaderbot. Don't forget Loaderbot!
And leaked chest.
Cougar Vallory confirmed.
Things are about to get very weird between Rhys and August...
Vallory makes Vaughn her bitch, I'm calling it right now.
Speaking of Rhys' stun baton where the heck is that thing!? I miss it! T.T
In his pants ;-) Well not really... But I'm pretty sure the slag ate/broke it.
Nah, he has it in his inventory.
You know, no matter how you look at that line, it still reads so wrong XD
Your ship: Is that a stun batton in your pocket or are you just happy to see me?
Rhys: Um... Ya it's actually a stun batton.