Haha which one? There was the time I walked into a wall..In front of about 50 other students.
When I leaned on a door..and it opened cuasin… moreg me to fall in..all that swag gone in about 5 seconds.
When I walked into a tree at a concert.
When the girl you like catches you staring at them and the teacher asks you a question at the same time so your stammering like an idiot.
When you finally get a joke..in the middle of class and you just start laughing.
I could go on but I think I've made my point...
Well I'm really empathetic so I accidentally used all caps at a friend, and jokingly pretended like they were really upset so I ended up calling them apologizing whilst sobbing and joking on my own words (to this day they still tease me)
I once got hit in the face gave a look of shock then walked away confused
I occasionally stare into space and just so happen to be giving a death stare (not purposefully) and what makes it worse is the person that I just so happen to be looking in the direction of notices
My friends were keep pulling pants down. So this one day I had forgotten to take off my pyjama so when they pulled it down I was safe but everyone laughed. It saved my life to even mock me more.
My mom does these pretty crappy jokes that leaves everyone staring at her, then blames it on me for not laughing so people wouldn't think it was stupid.
Anyway, let me rewind to where I was an idiot:
0. walked into the wrong class.
accidentally cussed out after tripping on my classmate's bag.
argued with my cousin in public regarding whether or not it is safe to walk through the pedestrian lane on a red light.
mispronounced a word during a theater play.
dancing around and hit my head on a concrete pole.
ran to my seat at a kid's party (I was 6 at this time) and unknowingly brought the table cloth with me so I broke alot of glasses and plates.
my mom forgot I had school so I wasn't able to eat breakfast and go to school. She was 3 hours away on a diff. city that time.
mom thought it was my younger brother's birthday instead of mine so I had to put up with a crowd of noisy children.
ate a millipede.
walked through the carpet with socks, and something was stuck on my foot—so I rubbed my foot across the carpet and shocked myself
told my mom what "muk" was backwards
told dad that “I'm gay” as during that time I didn't know it meant liking another person of the same gender
laughed on an occasion of something serious
bit a boy in the shoulder for trying to wrestle with me
Well, my friend and I went to go see Hasty Pudding, and a while latter I came dressed to school as a girl for shits and giggles (with my friend who was supposed to dress up...)
I was in the boys' bathroom and some guys went in and go 'shit, we got the girls' room!' I just turned around and said "No you didn't..."
Though the far more awkward experience was when there were teachers who was all supportive and 'proud of me...' when I'm just fucking around.
Later I went on a field trip together with one of them and my friends and I were talking about a partiuclarly contensious dinner in my family, and the teacher goes "oh, doesn't [your father] know?" Me: "Know what?" (smirking at her discomfort) Teacher: "well.... well... I mean, aren't you gay?" Yeah, that was more awkward.
One of the more amusing embarrassing things that has happened to me. I was once doing a roof with a cousin and a friend, and I stepped on the most recently lain shingles. They ripped away from the nails and took my foot with them. I fell down while carrying a bundle and was sliding off the roof. I got saved, luckily, but I also earned the nickname heavy hoofs. I felt pretty dumb for about the next hour.
There are a lot...
* Walked into the wrong class and I was frozen there for ten seconds and everyone was just looking at me.
* Ran aro… moreund the school a couple times with a hole in my pants(butt area)
* I let out this one fart in class that smelled really bad.
* Bumped my bike into the sidewalk on a busy street and the gear chain screwed up so I was going really slow but the pedals were spinning fast.
* First day of religion class I laughed so hard that I cried the whole class cause the teacher was one of those really religious fanatics.
* Girls think you mute because you don't know what to say and stare into space.
Yeah... Lots of regrets.
When I was in 3rd grade, my Crohn's disease started showing up. We had just finniashed reading 'Where the Red Fern Grows' So the teacher had arranged for a Redbone hound to come into class. I completely crapped my pants, like uncontrollably.... I thought that hound would never leave me alone.
And to make things worse, we went to a restaurant directly after school and I had no time to change my cloths. Thank God for medicine, now I don't have to worry about that anymore.
In 8th grade I was talking to a girl who was in 11th grade on facebook and we started liking each other. At the end of the day I told her to meet me in the hall so I can give her a surprise. When I walked up to her I gave her a hug and tried kissing her on the cheek but she backed her head away from me and a lot of people saw this and they gave me weird looks. I have no idea what I was thinking, I thought girls liked kisses on the cheek. I was very dumb. I told her I was very sorry and walked away. She messaged me on facebook about 50 times but I never looked at them. I deleted them and blocked her on facebook and never spoke to her again because it didn't feel right.
Bumped my bike into the sidewalk on a busy street and the gear chain screwed up so I was going really slow but the pedals were spinning fast.
Not as bad as trying to show off and totally blowing it and having the bike fall on you.
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Reminds me of that bit from TFTB. LOL!
I accidentally called the girl I was dating, "Mom." The look she gave me allowed me to let myself out.
My friends were keep pulling pants down. So this one day I had forgotten to take off my pyjama so when they pulled it down I was safe but everyone laughed. It saved my life to even mock me more.
My mom does these pretty crappy jokes that leaves everyone staring at her, then blames it on me for not laughing so people wouldn't think it was stupid.
Anyway, let me rewind to where I was an idiot:
0. walked into the wrong class.
accidentally cussed out after tripping on my classmate's bag.
argued with my cousin in public regarding whether or not it is safe to walk through the pedestrian lane on a red light.
mispronounced a word during a theater play.
dancing around and hit my head on a concrete pole.
ran to my seat at a kid's party (I was 6 at this time) and unknowingly brought the table cloth with me so I broke alot of glasses and plates.
my mom forgot I had school so I wasn't able to eat breakfast and go to school. She was 3 hours away on a diff. city that time.
mom thought it was my younger brother's birthday instead of mine so I had to put up with a crowd of noisy children.
ate a millipede.
walked through the carpet with socks, and something was stuck on my foot—so I rubbed my foot across the carpet and shocked myself
told my mom what "muk" was backwards
told dad that “I'm gay” as during that time I didn't know it meant liking another person of the same gender
laughed on an occasion of something serious
bit a boy in the shoulder for trying to wrestle with me
The list goes on :>
It's okay, my father has been referring to my mother as his mother for decades...
Well, my friend and I went to go see Hasty Pudding, and a while latter I came dressed to school as a girl for shits and giggles (with my friend who was supposed to dress up...)
I was in the boys' bathroom and some guys went in and go 'shit, we got the girls' room!' I just turned around and said "No you didn't..."
Though the far more awkward experience was when there were teachers who was all supportive and 'proud of me...' when I'm just fucking around.
Later I went on a field trip together with one of them and my friends and I were talking about a partiuclarly contensious dinner in my family, and the teacher goes "oh, doesn't [your father] know?" Me: "Know what?" (smirking at her discomfort) Teacher: "well.... well... I mean, aren't you gay?" Yeah, that was more awkward.
One of the more amusing embarrassing things that has happened to me. I was once doing a roof with a cousin and a friend, and I stepped on the most recently lain shingles. They ripped away from the nails and took my foot with them. I fell down while carrying a bundle and was sliding off the roof. I got saved, luckily, but I also earned the nickname heavy hoofs. I felt pretty dumb for about the next hour.
Bumped my bike into the sidewalk on a busy street and the gear chain screwed up so I was going really slow but the pedals were spinning fast.
Not as bad as trying to show off and totally blowing it and having the bike fall on you.
When I was in 3rd grade, my Crohn's disease started showing up. We had just finniashed reading 'Where the Red Fern Grows' So the teacher had arranged for a Redbone hound to come into class. I completely crapped my pants, like uncontrollably.... I thought that hound would never leave me alone.
And to make things worse, we went to a restaurant directly after school and I had no time to change my cloths. Thank God for medicine, now I don't have to worry about that anymore.
In 8th grade I was talking to a girl who was in 11th grade on facebook and we started liking each other. At the end of the day I told her to meet me in the hall so I can give her a surprise. When I walked up to her I gave her a hug and tried kissing her on the cheek but she backed her head away from me and a lot of people saw this and they gave me weird looks. I have no idea what I was thinking, I thought girls liked kisses on the cheek. I was very dumb. I told her I was very sorry and walked away. She messaged me on facebook about 50 times but I never looked at them. I deleted them and blocked her on facebook and never spoke to her again because it didn't feel right.
Probably something involving something I used to obsess about probably.
I once straight up asked a girl if she would hug or kiss me. She was speechless and did neither.
;_; Bless your soul.
Probably involves egesting or urinating on myself in public or having anxiety attacks during job interviews.