Oregon:
It is illegal to buy or sell marijuana, but it is legal to smoke it on your own property.
Ice cream may not be eaten on Sunday… mores.
It is illegal to whisper “dirty” things in your lover’s ear during sex.
Texas:
Many forms of male masturbation is illegal, there are few exceptions include sperm donations, which now must only be performed at a designated hospital facility otherwise is punish by two years in prison.
It is illegal to milk another person’s cow.
It is illegal to sell one’s eye
China:
You may only have one child, or you will have to pay a fine.
You need to go to college and must be intelligent.
Japan:
There is no age of consent.
I hate how they call accidental murder "Manslaughter". The person who did it probably already feels like roasted shit for doing it now they get labeled a term like man slaughterer. If the U.S can't pin you for something they try to make you feel bad as possible for it
Nothing like the crab invasion of '97 we had here....
Anyway, joking aside, it's impossible to whistle underwater. I tried that at the pool and almost drowned...
As a fellow West Virginian, I know as to why this is illegal. Whales mistake the sound as a mating call and they begin to invade from Virgin… moreia to get to the whistler. What results breaks the "having sex with animals under 40 lbs" law. It also causes there to be hundreds of dead whales due to them forgetting how they managed to swim through our tiny creeks.
never forget the whale invasion of 99'!
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NYC needs a lot of money to run and pay its government employees so having big fines for minor "offenses" seems like a way to make money.
The one where Spongebob steals Squidward's vacuum cleaner so he can visit him, then everything turns really creepy from that point.
We do not speak of Squid's Visit. *shivers.
I'm from racist and I find this polish ... Why don't you read that a few times to yourself.
Damn, really? The only time I eat ice-Cream is on Sundays....
I hate how they call accidental murder "Manslaughter". The person who did it probably already feels like roasted shit for doing it now they get labeled a term like man slaughterer. If the U.S can't pin you for something they try to make you feel bad as possible for it
Nothing like the crab invasion of '97 we had here....
Anyway, joking aside, it's impossible to whistle underwater. I tried that at the pool and almost drowned...
Here are a couple of stupid/never should've been made laws near me
Here are some more from other states/cities
I bet most of these are fake anyways