Please share your Jokes
Ok here is something new: lets share some Jokes. Why? because the World needs more humour. Please share verbal jokes (jokes that can be shared at parties)
Sign in to comment in this discussion.
Ok here is something new: lets share some Jokes. Why? because the World needs more humour. Please share verbal jokes (jokes that can be shared at parties)
Comments
Ok then I will start: here are some pun jokes
Joke: I am reading a book on anti-gravity, and its impossible to put down.
Joke: I forgot to throw a boomerang, but it came back to me.
Joke: I once heard a joke about amnesia, but I forget how it goes.
why do u think u are a joke Megami
?
I don't get it :I
Oh wait now I do good one XD
What did the triangle say to the circle? You’re so pointless
What did the cannibal get when he was late for dinner? The cold shoulder
I heard two peanuts walked into a park… one was a salted
A boiled egg in the morning… is really hard to beat
I’m reading a book on antigravity. It’s impossible to put down
It’s not that the guy didn’t know how to juggle. He just didn’t have the balls to do it
I’m glad I know sign language. It’s become quite handy
I forgot how to throw a boomerang… but it came back to me
When a clock is hungry. It goes back four seconds
I once heard a joke about amnesia. But I forget how it goes
When the power went out at the school… the children were delighted
Those fish were shy. They were obviously Koi
Those two men drinking battery acid… will soon be charged
What is a pirate’s favorite letter? Tis’ the C
The midget psychic escaped the prison. He was a small medium at large
I’m inclined to be laid back
Newspaper headline reads “cartoonist found dead at home” details are sketchy
The magician who got frustrated… pulled his hair out
The frustrated cannibal… threw up his hands
The criminal’s best asset… **is his liability **
I didn’t have the faintest idea, as to why I passed out
Heard about the guy who got hit with a can of soda? He was lucky it was a soft drink
There was once a cross eyed teacher… **who had trouble controlling his pupils **
Diarrhea is hereditary. It runs in your genes
Person 1: Hey wanna hear a joke?
Person 2: Sure, what?
Person 1: Why does everyone hate cliffhangers?
Person 2: I don't know, why?
Rekt.
enter link description here
how do you find a song you like but dont know the name? google as many words of the song you remember and hope for the best. the lord said to john come forth and you shall recieve eternal life, but john came fith and won a toaster
yep
I'm super excited for Telltale's The Walking Dead Season 1!
I'm using Internet Explorer, by the way.
Why did the chicken cross the road? I don't know. I don't even know what a chicken is.
that's not a joke
ok you got me, my post was jokes from the last of us. they are really good however. there is no way I can be original
It is a joke, you just didn't get it.
yep I don't get it. please explain
I posted that message before Telltale had released the first episode to Season 1, and since Internet Explorer is super slow, the message appeared now instead of that particular period of time.
ok thanks now I understand
Telltale in a nutshell
That was a roller-coaster tbh
What happens to a frog's car when it breaks down? It gets toad away.
NOT MY JOKES. These are jokes I've heard before.
weeaboos go to japan and be like "where are the subtitles"
Why can't you fool an aborted fetus? It wasn't born yesterday.
ok that's pretty good.
What do you call a motorcycle gang of bisexual vikings in a monarchy? Bikings
Ah, Left Behind.
What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? The holocaust
What will people call Postman Pat when he retires? Pat
What do you call a Muslim flying a plane? A pilot
What's the difference between a wrist watch and Shia Lebouff? One tells time and the other says just do it
Why didn't Superman save anyone in the Boston bombing? He's not real
Why is 6 afraid of 7? It's not, numbers are incapable of feeling
Why can't Helen Keller drive a car? She's dead
Knock knock.
Who's there?
I-interrupting cow.
Are racist jokes ok?
better to be on the safe side. no they are not.
Ok.
I'd be fine with it as long as it isn't super racist.
Wanna hear a Redneck knock knock joke?
Knock, Knock.
Who's there?
You.
You who?
Yahooooooooooooo!!!!!!!!
Yeah that was awful xD
That's kind of hard to do because some of mine can be considered downright offensive. And I don't want Telltale striking me with anything serious.
I saw one from Gran Torino and it had me going, but I feel like it wouldn't fly well here.
Edit: God Dammit! I just read one and it would feel perfect to add on to the thread! But it's super racist hehe.
My ex-wife still misses me.
But her aim is getting better!
I'd tell you a chemistry joke but I know I wouldn't get a reaction.
Police were called to a daycare where a three-year-old was resisting a rest.
Show me a piano falling down a mineshaft and I'll show you A-flat minor.
Thank you for sharing. That had me laughing a lot.
Same here
Camping:
Batman and Robin are camping in the desert, they have set up their tent, and are now asleep.
Some hours later, Batman wakes his faithful friend. "Robin, look up at the sky and tell me what you see."
Robin replies: "I see millions of stars."
"What does that tell you?" asks Batman.
Robin ponders for a minute.
"Astronomically speaking, it tells me that there are millions of galaxies, and potentially billions of planets. Astrologically, it tells me that Saturn is in Leo. Chronologically, it appears to be approximately a quarter past three. Theologically, it's evident that the Lord is all-powerful and we are small and insignificant. Meteorologically, it seems we will have a beautiful day tomorrow. What does it tell you Batman?"
"Robin, you idiot, someone has stolen our tent."