Yes, provided it's by the regressive Liberal's definition of logic, and it doesn't have anything to do with those racist and sexist things called "facts".
Yes, provided it's by the regressive Liberal's definition of logic, and it doesn't have anything to do with those racist and sexist things called "facts".
I was lying in bed after a long day of work. My room was freezing and I was snuggled up in a bunch of blankets.
Suddenly, I felt a warmth moving towards me. My gaze shifted upwards to be greeted by no one else but Squirtle the Turtle.
He whispered seductively in his raspy voice. "I'll keep you warm, babe."
I gasped in shock. "You...you aren't real."
He laughed and winked in response. "My lust for you is real."
Oddly, I experienced a feeling of arousal in the company of my childhood friend. There was something... dangerous in his pixelated form. I hoped Squirtle didn't notice the blush creeping up my cheeks.
"You have no idea what you're in for." He told me.
With a sudden rush of courage coursing through my blood, I opted to pose the question that was lying, silently, on the tip of my tongue. "Are you gonna make love to me tonight, Squirtle?"
His chuckle sent my heart pounding. "I don't make love. I fuck...hard."
This exchange was just the beginning of the wild night to come.
♪Got me looking so crazy right now.♪
See the erotic flick that's driving the nation wild
"I am a Messed Up Individual With Too Much Free time."
Well it's not completely unrelated, but as you say. I'm done, and I wasn't planning to start a huge discussion with this. It was a sarcastic joke, so leave me alone please.
I was lying in bed after a long day of work. My room was freezing and I was snuggled up in a bunch of blankets.
Suddenly, I felt a warmth… more moving towards me. My gaze shifted upwards to be greeted by no one else but Squirtle the Turtle.
He whispered seductively in his raspy voice. "I'll keep you warm, babe."
I gasped in shock. "You...you aren't real."
He laughed and winked in response. "My lust for you is real."
Oddly, I experienced a feeling of arousal in the company of my childhood friend. There was something... dangerous in his pixelated form. I hoped Squirtle didn't notice the blush creeping up my cheeks.
"You have no idea what you're in for." He told me.
With a sudden rush of courage coursing through my blood, I opted to pose the question that was lying, silently, on the tip of my tongue. "Are you gonna make love to me tonight, Squirtle?"
His chuckle sent my heart pounding. "I don't make love. I fuck...hard."
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Bet it was a Hypno.
i bet it was a guy in a pokemon suit
The cringe...
Too much pokemon porn lady...
Everything is said here.
A huge pokemon? Was it's name Hugh Mungus?
At least the police have the right idea.
WIFE : "Vladimir, I gotta tell you something.."
HUSBAND : "What is it?"
WIFE : "I cheated on you... with a pokemon."
HUSBAND :
WIFE: "Aren't you mad, at all?"
HUSBAND: "I cheated on you with a pokemon, too."
WIFE: "The orange dinosaur?"
HUSBAND: "The orange dinosaur."
Well we have to believe her. If we didn't believe her that would be misogynistic.
I need a full 17 chapters fanfiction, fanart, movie, book triology and whole tumblr ship made for this.
Probably Dickus Biggus
Guys, I have just been touched by a Digimon. I demand reparations for my suffering!
That's how logic works today! Right!
Hugh Mungus what?
And his wife Incontinentia Buttocks
I've seen it all...
Yes, provided it's by the regressive Liberal's definition of logic, and it doesn't have anything to do with those racist and sexist things called "facts".
when ur in 2016 and vr is gettin too real that ppl r confused
Okay, that really has nothing to do with this thread.
I was lying in bed after a long day of work. My room was freezing and I was snuggled up in a bunch of blankets.
Suddenly, I felt a warmth moving towards me. My gaze shifted upwards to be greeted by no one else but Squirtle the Turtle.
He whispered seductively in his raspy voice. "I'll keep you warm, babe."
I gasped in shock. "You...you aren't real."
He laughed and winked in response. "My lust for you is real."
Oddly, I experienced a feeling of arousal in the company of my childhood friend. There was something... dangerous in his pixelated form. I hoped Squirtle didn't notice the blush creeping up my cheeks.
"You have no idea what you're in for." He told me.
With a sudden rush of courage coursing through my blood, I opted to pose the question that was lying, silently, on the tip of my tongue. "Are you gonna make love to me tonight, Squirtle?"
His chuckle sent my heart pounding. "I don't make love. I fuck...hard."
This exchange was just the beginning of the wild night to come.
♪Got me looking so crazy right now.♪
See the erotic flick that's driving the nation wild
"I am a Messed Up Individual With Too Much Free time."
"This isn't even my final form."
~Squirtle
COMING SEPTEMBER 13TH 2016
I did find it on r/tumblrinaction but its weird how it went this way so quickly
She needs to seek mental help asap...
Well it's not completely unrelated, but as you say. I'm done, and I wasn't planning to start a huge discussion with this. It was a sarcastic joke, so leave me alone please.
I wanna die.
Must have been Mr Mime, things looks like a fucking pedo clown thing
Pictured below: Squirtle rape gang.
Is this seriously real?
LMAO! At least it wasn't an American .
What kind of vodka was she drinking and where can I get a bottle?
Honestly I'm pretty sure an american would do that too. What a world we live in.
Crazy people think pokemon go is real
Nooo stop ruining my childhood! :'O
Let's just erase 2016 altogether.
Let's erase the planet.
Even better, the whole universe
Yes.
Nice necrobump, brainiac.
Why the fuck does Pokemon exist? I see nothing fun about it.