Who is more likely to be found, Adolf Hitler alive or a yeti?
MadManLee
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And I mean a Yeti like the one out of Monsters Inc.
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A yeti.
Isn't Hitler curently in the White House?
Yeti. Even if Hitler survived, he'd be long dead by now. He also had Parkinson's decease. It's quite obvious it likely effected his decision making as well. He became increasingly paranoid and insane as the war went on. Stress can progress Parkinson's decease like a rocket, so you can imagine the war stress made the decease considerably worse, and fast, he goes from what seems to be perfectly normal, but almost a walking zombie by 1945.
What if Hitler was a yeti all along after all?
Hitler survived long after his presumed death, and the mystical yeti does indeed exist. In fact, I posess scientific evidence to back up my claims:
Yeti was the downfall of Hitler.
Fake. This uniform makes no sense.
Hitler IS alive!
He's in New Zealand with Biggie and 2Pac getting rap lessons.
What a dumb question
What about a yeti nazi?
A fucking yeti, wtf.
Ha ha ha, Trump is hitler, hardy har har, I haven't heard that unbelievably dumb statement a million times, it's absolutely hilarious hearing somebody compare a psychopathic, genocidal fuck to a douchey, dumbshit business man for the mil-- I mean first time.
Psst, have you ever heard of.... jokes?
Yeah, I've also heard of unfunny and overused ones. And surprisingly enough, that joke is unfunny and overused.
Neither because we don't live in the Twilight Zone.
Yes, calling him Hitler is overused but in the context of this thread I tought it'd be at least kinda funny.
Maybe, maybe not, I don't know. But what I do know is that he's not the current president of the USA.
Ya, Hitler never wore a SS uniform. He did prefer to wear military field gray during the war, and the Nazi Party Brown before the War. So if you see a photo or film colorized from the actual War period itself, if they color it brown it's wrong. SS did the same thing, most officers within the SS converted to Field Gray uniforms even Himmler rather than the iconic Black.
Well, it wasn't funny to me at least but judging by those upvotes it made somebody laugh, so mission accomplished I suppose. I apologize for being a prick over a dumb little joke.
So that is why Brad Pitt (German explorer/mountain climber) was in the mountains in the film Seven Years in Tibet.
If you see a yeti, don't be upsetti, have some spaghetti
But just don't forgetti, that those things are deadlytti.
Well... That didn't work.
At least it's not a political thread?
Next, the rank. SS-Sturmbannfuhrer. Leader of 3rd Reich as a major?
Third nonsense - the eagle. SS members (and Adi) wore it on a sleeve, not breast. It was Wehrmacht way.
Well... a Yeti. Unless Hitler is a zombie because even if he did secretly survive he'd be dead now.
Let me take the fun out of this and try to answer it seriously.
As much as Hitler hypothetically might have faked his demise in Berlin and gone into hiding elsewhere (as much as that is highly unlikely), he was a man of fifty-six years and of declining health. Unless, he found some sort of a magical all-cure, he is certainly dead at this point.
The yeti is more plausable.
He drank Yeti blood, and became immortal, isn't it obvious!!!!
That being said, my earlier post pretty much said the same thing you said. lol
Yes. Even when you don't account for his failing health, he would still be at the hypothetical age of 121 today if he had survived. Basically, on all fronts, he is either dead, dead or dead.
EDIT: Oh, and the crap his charlatan of a physician was pumping into him would not have helped, either.
Atropa belladonna (2–4 pills with every meal in Koster's Antigaspills, compound containing strychnine, subject of investigation)
atropine (extract of seminal vesicles)
Brom-Nervacit (bromide, since August 1941 a spoonful almost every night, to counteract stimulation from methamphetamine and permit sleep)
caffeine
chamomile
cocaine and adrenaline (via eyedrops)
E. coli
enzymes
Eukodal or Eukodol (trade name for oxycodone)
Eupaverinum (papaverine, antispasmotic)
Glyconorm (metformin)
Methamphetamine (as Pervitin and Vitamultin)
morphine
Mutaflor (pills prescribed to Hitler for flatulence in 1936, the first unorthodox drug treatment from Morell; bacteria extracted from human faeces.
oxedrine tartrate
potassium bromide
prophenazone (a derivative of Phenazone)
proteins and lipids derived from animal tissues and fats
sodium barbitone
strychnine
sulfonamide
testosterone
vitamins
I remember reading about how other Physicians were trying to get that doctor arrested, because they believed he was slowly trying to poison Hitler. lol
Luckily for him, Hitler was blindingly convinced of his methods, and so his position was secure.
Guess Hitler really wanted that heroin and cocaine (he gave them to Hitler to).
But what if i told you that hitler is a yeti
I pick answer C: Tupac Shakur
Hitler is perfectly fine. I'm sure he's opened a 5 star restaurant somewhere and put his cooking talent to good use.
Lol, Hitler had fart problems!
Adolf Hitler, I say this because some dumb people actually name their kids Adolf Hitler.
I never understood that. Doesn't matter whether you admire Hitler or not, naming your children after him is basically a childish way for an adult to stuff their political views on anyone who has to read it, let alone the torment that child will face for having such a name. It is very selfish of the parents.
There are plenty of other names of nazis that are not commonly known among the dumb masses they could of used instead, and teachers, bakers and what not would be none the wise. =D
I hope you don't have any regretti
Because of his vegetarian Diet actually.