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  • :D

    Cocoa2736 posted: »

    * Javier is delusional about being a professional baseball player and everyone just plays along so he won't have a mental breakdown. * Da

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    Joan is Glenn's grandma.
    He doesn't like to talk about his family because Joan caused a big rift to be formed due to asserting her obsessive controlling tendencies over the entire family one too many times, she was pretty much thrown out and she ended up in richmond.

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    Javier loves violenc ebeing inflicted on him which is why he says that he loves his brother even if she beats him up.

    David is a woman trapped in a man's body.

    Conrad is Clementine's Clementine's uncle as teir names have the same first letters.

    Luke's real name is Cluke?

    Ava and Conrad are related because they's bald.

    And not because they're urban. :lol:

    AJ was not sick, he just wanted Kate's weed which is why he got Clementine kicked out.

    "I can smell dat weed several months and miles away."

    Sarah is the true villian in this story. She actually had no mental illness. She wants to kill the entire group which is why she cries whenever walkers are around to attract them to attack the group which is why she got Carlos killed. Also Nick survives the gunshot but Sarah shoots in the stomach and leaves her glasses so Luke can find her so she can get him killed too.

    Ron is a Deatheater(whatever the fuck that is).

    Dan10 posted: »

    Omid didn't actually die, that was only ketchup coming out of his chest.. he just wanted to take a nap Kenny was originally urban but got a

  • Javier is delusional about being a professional baseball player and everyone just plays along so he won't have a mental breakdown.

    That's dark af man D:

    Cocoa2736 posted: »

    * Javier is delusional about being a professional baseball player and everyone just plays along so he won't have a mental breakdown. * Da

  • The Garcias' world went dark for specific reasons

    Because of boners and bloody underwear? ;)

    Dan10 posted: »

    Omid didn't actually die, that was only ketchup coming out of his chest.. he just wanted to take a nap Kenny was originally urban but got a

  • Lol

    DabigRG posted: »

    Javier loves violenc ebeing inflicted on him which is why he says that he loves his brother even if she beats him up. David is a wom

  • Kenny was originally urban but got a lot of water splashed on him on his fishing trip by a whale so he turned white. This is why he calls Lee urban "accidentally"

    DabigRG posted: »

    Javier loves violenc ebeing inflicted on him which is why he says that he loves his brother even if she beats him up. David is a wom

  • Eleanor is ANOTHER alternative version of Elizabeth Comstock.

  • Becca is a fish.

    i'm dying

    Dan10 posted: »

    Omid didn't actually die, that was only ketchup coming out of his chest.. he just wanted to take a nap Kenny was originally urban but got a

  • Rebecca is a goldfish.

    Becca is a fish. i'm dying

  • edited June 2017

    Every characters do have their same usual face, except their head is made of watermelon !

    Then when Glenn is killed he just looks like a watermelon fallen on the road

  • The entirety of Season Two is just a Dungeons and Dragons game led by a Dungeon Master who hates everyone at the table and precedes to kill everyone's characters one by one in the shittist, pettiest ways.

  • What's the story for Badger headshotting Francine if Javi remains silent

    BC_Guy posted: »

    Badger was really a good guy: * He tried to shoot a walker behind Javi's group but accidentally shot Mari. * The shot attracted more w

  • I was thinking what if there was a protagonist searching for an unknown villain but ends up being the villain but he thinks he's the good guy because of his delusions.

    Cocoa2736 posted: »

    * Javier is delusional about being a professional baseball player and everyone just plays along so he won't have a mental breakdown. * Da

  • Dee has a sister named Cee and B.
    Lee was originally white but traveled to the Sun in the batwing as the urban knight and got tanned heavily.

    B is Lee's brother, who became a woman. Therefore Dee is Lee's sister which is why Lee was originally white

    Dan10 posted: »

    Omid didn't actually die, that was only ketchup coming out of his chest.. he just wanted to take a nap Kenny was originally urban but got a

  • Could that make Tripp another Father Comstock and explain his affection towards Eleanor?

    Eleanor is ANOTHER alternative version of Elizabeth Comstock.

  • Now that's a good theory. Have a like.

    Sparkeagle posted: »

    Dee has a sister named Cee and B. Lee was originally white but traveled to the Sun in the batwing as the urban knight and got tanned heav

  • I actually said that because I'm convinved Eleanor Lamb from Bioshock 2 is another Elizabeth and the name just stuck with me but yeah if you want to. Maybe Javi can be Booker and Clem is Fitzroy.

    Tadá!

    Could that make Tripp another Father Comstock and explain his affection towards Eleanor?

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    Depending on your choices, Gabe becomes the new heart of Richmond.

    He had to "sacrifice" himself to stop Joan's plan to make everyone in Richmond commit mass suicide.

  • MrJavaMrJava Banned
    edited July 2017

    How Clementine will find AJ ?

    She will use the Batmobile to go McCarroll but she will put up a fight with Two-Face. Two-Face will flip a coin to whether took AJ to Arkham Asylum or Lady Arkham's house. Coin will decide that AJ should have been taken into Batcave. Gotham Police Department will kill Clem when coin was flipped and AJ will be with Harvey and they will "put a Dent in crime". Then, Kenny will show up in a boat and he will go to the Batcave. But Penguin would about to hack his entire tech so Kenny will put C4 explosions to every inch of Batcave and he will explode it to make sure he saved his identity. Then, Kenny will go with his boat right through the sunshine.

  • The only reason I have to reject this theory is Duck's giant stroke of luck.

    Duck is actually a genius that does things just to watch people suffer. The tractor...he knew how to start it..and knew the noise would bri

  • edited July 2017

    :joy: :joy: :joy: We shall never forget Gabe's sacrifice.

    DabigRG posted: »

    Depending on your choices, Gabe becomes the new heart of Richmond. He had to "sacrifice" himself to stop Joan's plan to make everyone in Richmond commit mass suicide.

  • Clementine is actually her hamster

  • Clementine in Season 3..... Is actually Sarah. Think about it.

    Why do the walkers abandon Sarah's corpse under the deck so quickly, why do the group not kill Sarah after she becomes a walker. Because SHE DIDN'T. If Jane is pulled up then Sarah realises the group have given up on her and in her rage and anguish finds the strength to push away the walkers and slide out from under the deck. We don't see this as the shot of Sarah being devoured is just what the group ASSUMES happens cos they don't see it. If Jane is dropped then after she tries to help Sarah but abandons her Sarah also realises the group have given up on her and yadda yadda. After her escape she begins to build great resentment for the group and ends up encountering Arvo's group and, as an act of revenge for leaving her to die, she tells them where to ambush the group. However soon after she remembers Rebecca and feels awful because she just sent a Russian strike team after a group with a baby. She then encounters Jane who she convinces to return to the group to save them, while she has this conversation she pretends to be dying so Jane won't take her back to the group. When Jane finally rejoins the group she doesn't mention Sarah in fear of Clem getting angry that she could have been saved. Sarah then spends a long time alone and begins to slowly lose her sanity, she starts talking to an imaginary Clementine who was her only friend. Over time the fake Clementine's friendship with Sarah becomes so strong that Sarah begins to believe she IS Clementine. A short while after Sarah/fake Clem starts hallucinating AJ which gives her a reason to live and only makes her believe she is Clementine even more. Before Sarah's personality completely fades away she creates a Clem mask based on her memories of the real girl, the mask is good but not perfect which explains why Clem in Season 3 looks slightly different.

    This theory also explains the flashbacks Clementine has in Episode 1 of Season 3, they didn't happen. The flashbacks were simply hallucinations Fake Clem imagined. The Jane flashback happens because of Sarah's strong feeling about Jane. It has Jane hang herself because Sarah hated Jane for leaving her to die. The Kenny flashback happens because Sarah remembers how the real Clem liked Kenny. It has Kenny in a car and talking about a boat because that is all Sarah knows about him, that he is a good mechanic and likes boats. The alone flashback happens because Sarah thinks the real Clem is a strong survivor. It has Clem hunt a rabbit but in the end not shoot it because Sarah can't use a gun. This theory also explains why AJ doesn't talk in Season 3, because Sarah never met AJ and therefore can't imagine a voice for him. After the events of the "flashback" Fake Clem went on to meet the New Frontier who played along with AJ being real because Clem was a good survivor and valuable asset. They teach her how to shoot. The rest is history.

  • A New Frontier is a good game

    Gabentine is canon.

  • Clementine was a valuable and important part of A New Frontier rather than a distraction from Javier's story and poorly pandered fan service.

  • Gabe has ice powers.
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  • Joan drunk the entire jug of turpentine between episodes.

  • Arvo is actually Carver and Carver is actually Clementine 7 years later and everything from Episode 4 of Season 1 onwards is actually a dream and Season 2 is filler because in Season 3, Arvo shape shifts into Joan and has actually been AJ all along.

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    Arvo is actually Carver and Carver is actually Clementine 7 years later and everything from Episode 4 of Season 1 onwards is actually a dream and Season 2 is filler because in Season 3, Arvo shape shifts into Joan and has actually been AJ all along.

  • Gabe represents certain members of the fanbase, particularly Kensplainers.

  • Lee is still alive.

  • Ava originally a basketball player before the Commies blew her shins off...and some of her head juice.

  • Because no one else ever talks about the Michonne miniseries I'm pretty sure it was just a lucid fever dream I had and doesn't actually exist.

  • Season 2 Clem was murdered by her old babysitter Sandra, so Season 3 Clem has actually been Sandra this entire time.

  • Pete was stealing juice boxes from Alvin so Alvin killed all the bandits at the river so Pete would get killed while investigating

  • Alvin killed Carver's best friend, George, because he was racist towards him.

  • It's all a dream.
    (Show & Game Series)

  • Bonnie was seriously considering switching teams after Luke died.

  • Violet is actually a violet that was attacked by a walker and after that she turned human and is now immune to the infection.

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