Who would you like to meet? Genie, God, or Jesus?
1) Who would you like to meet? Genie, God, or Jesus?
2) Why?
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1) Who would you like to meet? Genie, God, or Jesus?
2) Why?
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Odin.
Perun
Can it be this Jeannie?
If the genie is Robin Williams I choose that option.
My man.
A genie.
I'm not religious so I don't think God or Jesus could do much for me anyway.
Genie, I guess.
God for personal religious reasons.
I don’t follow any religions but I need Jesus in my life.
Genie
I need Genie because I have plenty ideas
Genie because I can wish for him/her to forget about the no wishing for 3 wishes thing, which is never a rule, then wish for 3 wishes, rinse and repeat, unlimited wishes. Ya boi found a way around it, Aladdin. ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) Then I can wish to see God go see if he is real and then big yachts and mmmmm.
Genie please. I know what my wishes would be!
Barbara Eden was definitely an attractive woman back in the day.
Jesus.
He calmed the waters. He healed the sick. He raised the dead. He brought peace and comfort to all those who put faith in him.
And with the state that this world is in, it could definitely use someone like that.
Actually I should change my answer from before because if I saw a genie I could just use 2 of my wishes to see god and Jesus and then my third wish would be for 2000 more wishes full proof plan.
Like you could meet God even if you wanted to!!!!
One of these things is not like the others.
TBH idk, but I'm going to use "god" here as a catchall for "any god of your choice."
I would meet a genie .
Then my wish would be to
1- become invisible.
2- go to iran and infiltrate president's office
3- spit on his bald head and then slap it and get out.
oh wow that's a great idea, I'm sure no one else has ever had that idea, truly genius
You mean... Geenieus?
1 - a lawn flamingo
2 - a lawn chair
3 - another lawn flamingo so the other one has a friend
I don't know. Genie would be cool because I could ask them to kill Trump, stop world hunger and basically make the world a better place. But while it could be a fast solution, the human ignorance would only destroy it again. Jesus, in the other hand, could tell me how he did it, what to do to teach and help me help everyone to make a better world by ourselves, so that the world won't break again, and if everything goes to hell, we could fix it again. I don't know.
You understand that the unwritten but no less binding contract between a Genie and you is...you only get 3 wishes...no more...and depending on how you phrase your wish...you could be killed before you get to utter your second wish.
how about God
Get the genie and wish to meet God and Jesus. Duh.
If I actually met God and Jesus, they'd just be mad at me for being unfaithful and might even punish me. A Genie, as long as they aren't str8 evil, would give me whatever I wanted without judgment.
I've always dreamt of the day of asking a priest why God comes off as such an evil prick in the Bible but I don't want to seem like an asshole.
Feel ya
That's the sole reason I came to this chat. To comment that.
I would love to meet Jesus and make friends with all his friends too
Genie, of course. For practical use.
My original answer hasn't changed much. Long story short my relationship with God is very... complicated and I wish it wasn't that way.
That said, I'd do anything to speak with Jesus. There's a lot of personal conflicts that I need to discuss with him.
Genie. So I could wish for all my health issues to be gone.
Genie, so I can wish to see what the afterlife is like and find out what the point is of being here. If it turns out to be nothing, I would then wish for a random soul to possess my body and send me there. They would get my final wish.
Hopefully, they can find an answer
@Cocoa2736 yep same problem here.
Actually, I think I am Jesus.
I was walking down the street the other day and I walked past this guy, he looked up to greet me, but when he saw my face he said "Ugh, Jesus..." and cringed back as he walked away. So... Yeah. I'm Jesus, guys!
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In all seriousness, though, I'd like to meet Jesus. That'd be an interesting experience.
Although he'd probably send me to hell for watching and enjoying American Horror Story.
I'll take the genie because I'm already going to meet God someday.