Cockerel appreciation thread

edited May 2011 in Forum Games
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He tastes great!

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  • edited May 2011
    This bears repeating:

    Cockerel, I've read your posts and I love em. So I wrote you this big sexy hook I think you're gonna dig. Cocks, let's get to it.

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    THIS IS THE TALE
    OF COCKEREL THE ROOSTER
    A FARMBIRD SO BRAVE
    ACROSS THE BEAUTIFUL PLAINS

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    AS A DAD HE'S THE BEST
    TO THE CHICKS HE ADORES
    WHO HE CAN ALWAYS PERSUADE
    TO EAT THEIR NUTRITIONAL GRAINS
  • edited May 2011
    coolsome wrote: »
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    He tastes great!

    Oh me, oh my! Is that....?!

    ....Uncle Georgie!

    NNNNOOOOooooooooooooooooooo

    May he rest in crispy heaven, you callous menace.
  • edited May 2011
    Love this thread 10/10 would read again.
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    I think hes after me!
  • edited May 2011
    Nice one!

    Really... nice...

    Juicy... succulent.... chicken...

    Mr. Clayton's Farm huh?
    Maybe I should pay a visit. Give my appreciation in private, if you know what I mean. ;D
  • edited May 2011
    ...How many anthropomorphic animals are we going to get? Because if this is gonna be a trend, I totally call dibs on Br'er Bear.
  • edited May 2011
    Hey guys these Eskimo have invited me to go clubbing.
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    DAISHI wrote: »
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    Now that is one bird I DON'T WANNA EAT! XD
  • edited May 2011
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    So Cockerel is that headless chicken thing true?
  • edited May 2011
    Mr. Fox wrote: »
    Nice one!

    Really... nice...

    Juicy... succulent.... chicken...

    Mr. Clayton's Farm huh?
    Maybe I should pay a visit. Give my appreciation in private, if you know what I mean. ;D

    The Orange Cad?! I knew you had to be close by, I could smell your stench on the farm. It kind of smelt like old tuna heads and banana peels. Hold on, I know! The rusty bin, right? You've disguised yourself as Mr. Claytons rusty bin!

    EDIT: I checked, it's definitely just a bin.

    Mr. Clayton owns a rather large gun and quite the dislike for your kind, so I suggest you stay far away, you black-socked monster you.
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    Cockerel wrote: »
    The Orange Cad?! I knew you had to be close by, I could smell your stench on the farm. It kind of smelt like old tuna heads and banana peels. Hold on, I know! The rusty bin, right? You've disguised yourself as Mr. Claytons rusty bin!

    EDIT: I checked, it's just a bin.

    Mr. Clayton owns a rather large gun and quite the dislike for your kind, so I suggest you stay far away, you black-socked monster you.

    Ooooooh! A gun! I'm soooooo scared! XD
    I bet I could do 2 laps of the farm before that lazy old bastard could get out of bed.

    Nethertheless, I'm a patient guy.
    Its all a matter of time... >;D
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    قوقولی قوقو!
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    goddammit you people
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    Giant Tope wrote: »
    goddammit you people

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    Huh! What do you mean...you people?
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    Giant Tope wrote: »
    goddammit you people

    Way to go Hitler!
  • edited May 2011
    Mr. Fox wrote: »
    Now that is one bird I DON'T WANNA EAT! XD

    :D

    I wouldn't either. But she constructed an amazing theater in my city so I got to giver her props :)
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    Giant Tope wrote: »
    goddammit you people

    I say, I rather believe you forgot to mention that devious fox fellow, but I am very much nested in the knowledge that you didn't condemn my flock of feathered friends. A great many thanks for your most loyal of support.
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    Cockerel wrote: »
    I rather believe you forgot to mention that devious fox fellow, but I am very much nested in the knowledge that you did't condemn my flock of feathered ones.

    Don't flatter yourself. Dumbo.... :/

    EDIT: actually thats not fair on that little elephant.
    At least that guy could fly! XD
  • edited May 2011
    I bet a burning down hen house smells absolutely delicious. That's all I have to add at this moment.
  • edited May 2011
    I have pictures of Cockerel all over my house. My mother is obsessed with chickens. She has chicken pictures, chicken ornaments, chicken floor mats, chicken rugs, chicken pillows, chicken hangers, chicken clocks, chicken chimes, chicken figures, chicken calenders, chickens chickens CHICKENS.
  • edited May 2011
    I have pictures of Cockerel all over my house. My mother is obsessed with chickens. She has chicken pictures, chicken ornaments, chicken floor mats, chicken rugs, chicken pillows, chicken hangers, chicken clocks, chicken chimes, chicken figures, chicken calenders, chickens chickens CHICKENS.

    I'm totally like that too.
    Should clean out the den a bit though, some of the ornaments are begging to smell a bit.
    But I can always make some more, right guys? ;D
  • edited May 2011
    I have pictures of Cockerel all over my house. My mother is obsessed with chickens. She has chicken pictures, chicken ornaments, chicken floor mats, chicken rugs, chicken pillows, chicken hangers, chicken clocks, chicken chimes, chicken figures, chicken calenders, chickens chickens CHICKENS.

    This is the most beaktacular post that my beady eyes have ever grazed upon.
  • edited May 2011
    My mum started her own FB group for Anti Fox hunting.
  • edited May 2011
    coolsome wrote: »
    My mum started her own FB group for Anti Fox hunting.

    You know, I don't get why some people hate us foxes.
    Sure we eat your scraps and steal the occassional chicken.
    Its not like we can really help it. We are just opportunitists.
    You don't shoot a cat after its eaten someones budgie (that the cat wouldn't have in the firstplace if SOMEONE looked after their pets properly!).

    Besides most of the time, the only reason we are there in the first place is that you humans put us there to serve you in some way.

    Do I need to mention Australia and Rabbits?
  • edited May 2011
    I clucking love this thread.
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    lombre wrote: »
    I clucking love this thread.

    Its certainly something to chirp about! :D
  • edited May 2011
    This guy is FAMOUS in just a day! I want the cock!
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    doodo! wrote: »
    This guy is FAMOUS in just a day! I want the cock!

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    HERE HE IS!!

    Oh wait... you said cock...

    eh, same difference..
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    doodo! wrote: »
    This guy is FAMOUS in just a day! I want the cock!

    Never fear, for I am here and there's plenty o' cock for everyone.

    Please don't go putting this cock in your mouth, okay humans?
  • edited May 2011
    Cockerel is a foul carrier of avian bird flu and has only my contempt for his crimes against the human race
  • edited May 2011
    anyone know why Mr Cockerels post number is only 6? he has made a lot more posts then that
  • edited May 2011
    ok.....this is even less of a game then the whatever's on your mind thread.
  • edited May 2011
    Considering that Cockerel is a trollplay account, anything involving him is a forum game.
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