SaltyMaiden

Don't really write these but looked kinda weird just leaving this space here...okay, I'm fifteen, born in the red winter waste far far from anyone to even send a few birthday cards (who needs em?). I was first raised by my mother till the entire settlement got sacked and then I was raised by snakes and shit. It was after I had reached about age 6 when I started spitting fire, two years till I could dance it on the tips of my fingers, and one more till I could throw it from my hands. By then the serpents had begun urging me to kill the rest of the people living in the waste. At first I was all like "nah man they mah homies" but they were my parents so what can ya do? I burned down 3 of the cities, tied the babies to storks and sent them to...well God knows where... and kindly pushed everyone else off the side of a mountain or high building. Soon enough the serpents decided they wanted me to birth more dragons and I was all like "no. are you fucking serious?" And, oh were they serious (have you ever seen those things, they're fricken huge) So I bailed, came here to 'Murica and have been living here ever since. But that's just my borin life story, y'know spitting fire, killing babes, birthin dragons and all that good stuff.

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