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PETITION to Telltale Games to translate Tales of Monkey Island into KLINGON!

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  • NimeniNimeni
    edited July 2009
    I'm holding out for Esperanta, personally.

    (I wonder if Hugh Bliss sells those at his Esperanta Bookstore?)
  • nikasaurnikasaur Telltale Alumni
    edited July 2009
    I will be assaulting every Klingon I meet at Comic Con to make contacts. Perhaps they know a translator? As this is a matter of intergalactic peacekeeping, we are doing all we can to make it a reality. Thank you for sharing your humanitarian ideals.

    PS- You can just send the Nobel Prize to our office here, it'll look great next to the bamboo on my desk.
  • Wesker_Wesker_
    edited July 2009
    nikasaur wrote: »
    I will be assaulting every Klingon I meet at Comic Con to make contacts. Perhaps they know a translator?

    You have lots of them in the Klingon Language Institute.

    Oh boy. Do it for the original language of Shakespeare!

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  • smashingsmashing
    edited July 2009
    I will totally love a klingon translation of MI. The strange thing is, it might even work! :)
  • Dan2593Dan2593
    edited July 2009
    Dmnkly wrote: »
    Ho, boy... I'll start working on my pronunciation.

    maj!
    buy' ngop.
  • jeditribblejeditribble
    edited July 2009
    I'd totally buy a Klingon version ... certainly before a German one. (Whenever I go back to Germany these days I just shudder at the translations in the dubbed versions of TV shows/movies/etc.)
  • TacobobTacobob
    edited July 2009
    GERMAN? Who speaks that? I'm waiting for my Latin version of MI. :3
  • SilverwolfpetSilverwolfpet
    edited July 2009
    signed.
  • enciclopediaenciclopedia
    edited July 2009
    I'm signing too. I need the klingon version.
  • Mad MaryMad Mary
    edited July 2009
    I am still waiting for the Latin version...
  • ArmakuniArmakuni
    edited July 2009
    Silly thread.
  • TacobobTacobob
    edited July 2009
    Singing?! Eh? I hope you're not signing your monitors!
  • enciclopediaenciclopedia
    edited July 2009
    Tacobob wrote: »
    Singing?! Eh? I hope you're not signing your monitors!
    Sure I did that, why isn't this way to get signatures on the web?
  • thesporkmanthesporkman
    edited July 2009
    Mad Mary wrote: »
    I am still waiting for the Latin version...

    Fabulae Insulae Simiarum: Caput Primum: Monocerotem Ululantem Deducere

    Altus in Mari Caribico Mons Lactis Gelati situs est...

    ILLE CAROLUS: Victoria tandem praesto est! Har har har! Ecce! Fabulosam simiam tertiam decimam Montisvidei in manu teneo, cuius sacrificium maria ipsa voluntati meae infernali aeternum obligabit! Ar hahar! Movine iam animum tuum?

    HELENA: Nec est tam dimidio motus quam movebitur cum Gaius Peniculus corpus tuum aegrum ense Vodunico caedat, O tu senilis sacce spummae!

    ILLE CAROLUS: Omnes relinque spes liberationis heroicae in momentis extremis, cara mea; nam cum nuper vidi maritum tuum piratam fortem, ille ab grege vorace canicularum dentatarum distrahebar!

    GAIUS PENICULUS: Heus, Ille Carole! Depone illam simiam regredereque ab uxore mea!

    HELENA: Gai Penicule!

    ILLE CARLOUS: Ar! Thraepvude! Te persequi conatus difficilis inutilisque fuit! Sed tamen mox mihi res occultae huius pithecorum antiquorum erunt, atque rubra sanquine inimicorum meorum maria fluent! Har har har!

    GAIUS PENICULUS: Eho? Pugnas tamquam vacc--

    HELENA: Nunc tempus non est!

    Et cetera...
  • GaryCXJkGaryCXJk
    edited July 2009
    Yeah, I should make a petition for a musical version of ToMI.
  • TacobobTacobob
    edited July 2009
    GaryCXJk wrote: »
    Yeah, I should make a petition for a musical version of ToMI.

    That's why I hope they do an update of MI2, just to hear the Skelton song they do. I love the fact that it really starts off as something horrible, and becomes all happy when singing and dancing is brought to this bit.
  • Iron CurtainIron Curtain
    edited July 2009
    thesporkman wrote: »
    Fabulae Insulae Simiarum: Caput Primum: Monocerotem Ululantem Deducere

    Altus in Mari Caribico Mons Lactis Gelati situs est...

    ILLE CAROLUS: Victoria tandem praesto est! Har har har! Ecce! Fabulosam simiam tertiam decimam Montisvidei in manu teneo, cuius sacrificium maria ipsa voluntati meae infernali aeternum obligabit! Ar hahar! Movine iam animum tuum?

    HELENA: Nec est tam dimidio motus quam movebitur cum Gaius Peniculus corpus tuum aegrum ense Vodunico caedat, O tu senilis sacce spummae!

    ILLE CAROLUS: Omnes relinque spes liberationis heroicae in momentis extremis, cara mea; nam cum nuper vidi maritum tuum piratam fortem, ille ab grege vorace canicularum dentatarum distrahebar!

    GAIUS PENICULUS: Heus, Ille Carole! Depone illam simiam regredereque ab uxore mea!

    HELENA: Gai Penicule!

    ILLE CARLOUS: Ar! Thraepvude! Te persequi conatus difficilis inutilisque fuit! Sed tamen mox mihi res occultae huius pithecorum antiquorum erunt, atque rubra sanquine inimicorum meorum maria fluent! Har har har!

    GAIUS PENICULUS: Eho? Pugnas tamquam vacc--

    HELENA: Nunc tempus non est!

    Et cetera...

    cito geres gladium meum tamquam Sisquebab!

    Recensitus: Et pugnas tamquam agricola bovinus. :D
  • thesporkmanthesporkman
    edited July 2009
    Iron Curtain wrote: »
    cito geres gladium meum tamquam Sisquebab!

    Recensitus: Et pugnas tamquam agricola bovinus. :D

    Vendo has elegantes togas scorteas...

    Respice post te! Simia triceps est!
  • SilverwolfpetSilverwolfpet
    edited July 2009
    Can I sign this twice?
  • TacobobTacobob
    edited July 2009
    Silverwolfpet wrote: »
    Can I sign this twice?

    I believe the forum rules state before you can sign this more than once, you must send the person who started the topic a pie.
  • SilverwolfpetSilverwolfpet
    edited July 2009
    Tacobob wrote: »
    I believe the forum rules state before you can sign this more than once, you must send the person who started the topic a pie.

    Here you go!
  • TacobobTacobob
    edited July 2009
    Silverwolfpet wrote: »
    Here you go!

    WAAAH! I can't eat that!
  • patterspatters
    edited July 2009
    I demand a Dwarven version.
  • TacobobTacobob
    edited August 2009
    patters wrote: »
    I demand a Dwarven version.

    But the first episode is short enough!

    HA HA HA HA HA! :D






    * Sorry. :rolleyes:
  • jeditribblejeditribble
    edited August 2009
    thesporkman wrote: »
    Fabulae Insulae Simiarum: Caput Primum: Monocerotem Ululantem Deducere

    Altus in Mari Caribico Mons Lactis Gelati situs est...

    ILLE CAROLUS: Victoria tandem praesto est! Har har har! Ecce! Fabulosam simiam tertiam decimam Montisvidei in manu teneo, cuius sacrificium maria ipsa voluntati meae infernali aeternum obligabit! Ar hahar! Movine iam animum tuum?

    HELENA: Nec est tam dimidio motus quam movebitur cum Gaius Peniculus corpus tuum aegrum ense Vodunico caedat, O tu senilis sacce spummae!

    ILLE CAROLUS: Omnes relinque spes liberationis heroicae in momentis extremis, cara mea; nam cum nuper vidi maritum tuum piratam fortem, ille ab grege vorace canicularum dentatarum distrahebar!

    GAIUS PENICULUS: Heus, Ille Carole! Depone illam simiam regredereque ab uxore mea!

    HELENA: Gai Penicule!

    ILLE CARLOUS: Ar! Thraepvude! Te persequi conatus difficilis inutilisque fuit! Sed tamen mox mihi res occultae huius pithecorum antiquorum erunt, atque rubra sanquine inimicorum meorum maria fluent! Har har har!

    GAIUS PENICULUS: Eho? Pugnas tamquam vacc--

    HELENA: Nunc tempus non est!

    Et cetera...

    :D :D :D

    roflmao @ "Gaius Peniculus"
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