Would you kill Hitler?
So i was in bed lubricating the love monkey, when i suddenly had a thought that i've been debating with myself for the past couple hours now. If you were suddenly transported back in time to say the 1930's, would you attempt to kill Hitler? Or would you be too afraid of the long term consequences? How different would the world be today if Hitler had died early? Would we be better off or worse? Maybe WWII as we know it wouldn't have happened but something even worse? And how would you live the rest of your life? Would you boast about your knowledge of the future or just try and live a quiet life? Become some kind of superhero? Prophet-man?
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What if you dressed up as Hitler, then went back in time and killed the real Hitler
What if you dressed up as Hitler and went back in time, but instead, you decided to finish... err... doing the thing... with the "love monkey"... framing the real Hitler for public indecency?
I would go back in time and tell him about all the cool apps and games we have on our phones. I want to really "wow" him.
Reduce Hitler from the man who plunged the workd into the bloodiest conflict known to man...to a weird Charlie Chaplain impersonator that got arrested for furiously masturbating on the streets of Berlin.
I probably wouldn't be alive if not for Hitler and WWII. So the question is whether I would physically be able to accomplish the feat. It would be a paradox.
what if you had a tiny clone of hitler who had all of hitler's memories and was literally an exact copy of hitler but he didn't do any of the shit that the real hitler did but he did have the same ideals and began yelling at you in german while fully aware he can't do jack shit in his situation what would you do
Hitler basically invented interstates, so I'd let him do that first.
As soon as he makes The Autobahn and Volkswagen, he's toast.
No, I wouldn't wanna fuck up time.
yeah man, if you fuck up time too much you might cause a tornado in your hometown that could kill everyone you love except you and your best friend, and while said tornado is supposed to be a metaphor for how you can't change the past and sometimes you need to move on instead of forever living in the glory days and destroying your life, instead it just turns out to be a tacky plot element that serves no purpose other than to completely ruin an otherwise decent story by being so dumb it hurts.
... i mean butterfly effect.
Nah, it would create a paradox.
If i went back and killed him then he would never exist so i wouldn't have gone back in the first place to kill him which would mean he would still be alive because i didn't go back to kill him so i would still have gone back to kill him as he was alive but he wouldn't exist as i killed him again.
This would constantly loop around for ever
this is the kinda shit that makes me prefer multiverse theory because that shit sounds terrifying.
In a multiverse i feel things could be very different, lots of things changed due to the war and there are also people who met due to it so if the war never happen then some people might not exist as their grandparents might not have met.
There is also the small chance you might bump into your grandmother or another relative and they fall in love wit you like in Back to the Future.
You couldn't kill Hitler even if you wanted, believe me!
Because if possible, the allies would do it first chance.
Nah.
I wonder if pewdiepie got back in time would he kill Hitler or they become a gay couple
we don't know if that's how it works though
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Hm, I feel like that's a reference to something, but what?
Yeah, I wouldn't even be interested in saving Titanic or the Twin Towers because there weren't just innocent people there.
I would most likely fail in assassinating him but I would try to rip off his mustache and keep it in a display case don’t ask me why.
Guys, don't get me wrong, I think Hitler was a bad person and I'd gladly kill him if I was born some time BEFORE the '30s to save other people. But, if I went back in time and changed what happened in the past, I'm just worried I'd create some kinda paradox and mess something up. That's all.
....and thats enough internet for today
hitler was pretty ok why would I kill him
The historical implications would certainly be interesting, depending how the assassination played out. In the 30's, there was a radical faction in the Nazi Party, led by the Strasser brothers. They were pissed about Hitler's friendliness with big business.and started calling for a "second revolution" against the capitalists (who were under the thumb of "da jooz", of course. They had a pretty big following among the SA and factory workers, until Hitler wiped out their leadership in the Night of the Long Knives. But if Hitler was killed beforehand, that faction could've very well taken power.
What ,might've happwned then?
Well, the good news is that Otto and Gregor Strasser weren't quite as anti-Semitic as Hitler, mostly hating the Jews for (imaginary) economic reasons. It's less likely that there would've been a final solution under their rule, though there would definitely be revolutionary terror and pogroms
The bad news is that Germany would be run by literal Commie Nazis and would likely be aligned more closely with the USSR (Strasserism was very compatible with Stalin's "Socialism in One Country"). Bad news for us if WWII ever broke out.
I'd chop off his other testicle
How do we know this hasn't happened already?
I'd trick him into thinking that I could formulate a cure for his tininess but that its gonna take a while. In the meantime i'd set up little obstacle courses for him to run and charge for people to come and watch. Hitler would basically be my hostage, living in hope that he'll finally be cured someday while I just keep raking in the cash.
Maybe if we went back to before he was such a huge public figure? We could join the Nazi party in 1923 to get close to him, shoot him in Munich and blame it on the police.
So...do you usually think about Hitler while you jerk off?
gee i dunno
You don't? What's wrong with you man?
During WW2 British spies were close enough to poison Hitler's food and they could have killed him easily...they just didn't want to, they wanted to keep him alive because he was a bad tactician (seen when he invaded USSR), instead they wanted to poison his food with female hormones to weaken his power (they didn't do this either).
So it was pretty easy to kill him actually.
No.
Only for the reason is that, even if the rules of time allowed myself to live and for time not to get super messed up from killing Hitler (as in creating a paradox), I have no idea what would happen if Hitler died.
What if someone else crueller/wiser in Hitler's command fills the power gap? Even if I killed him before he ever got a taste of power, what if later down the line, another person tried to start the Third Reich?
I just don't know, and that uncertainty scares me.
Knowing myself, I'd probably fuck up or they would find out all the reasons why I would go in a concentration camp before I got the change to kill him.
Plus hadn't you played Life Is Strange? Aparently saving a random girl causes a tornado, saving a dude puts same random girl in a wheelchair, and ripping apart your favourite photo makes you a victim of sexual assault and torture.
i'm still trying to deduce why the fuck saving the christian chick doesn't change anything like she did die and was brought back to life and even if she died two minutes later she would have still died and been brought back to life not that's what should have caused a tornado and
oh
i think now i know why the tornado was still there when the random girl was already dead
killing the random girl made the christian chick never kill herself and she never died and was brought back to life
da vinci's code has been cracked
i'm so not over this game
two minutes ago i was talking about hitler
wtf is wrong with me
lol
I just prefer Göring. Is that so wrong?
But if you wait untill after he rises to power he becomes almost impossible to kill. A lot of people tried to assassinate him and failed.
I need a Nuke to kill all the hitlers in 2017 reading the papers and watching tv if you say anything slightly edgy or against media russia narrative your hitler.
But seriously
Rather kill Stalin he murdered more innocent people
But hitler Killing be to quick want him to experience gas chambers and be worked to the bone in the concentration camps first