Jerk off? I was lubricating my pet love monkey with this special moisturiser the vet gave me. Love monkeys are notorious for dry skin you see. Costs us a fortune in vets bills but we love him all the same
In a multiverse i feel things could be very different, lots of things changed due to the war and there are also people who met due to it so … moreif the war never happen then some people might not exist as their grandparents might not have met.
There is also the small chance you might bump into your grandmother or another relative and they fall in love wit you like in Back to the Future.
Jerk off? I was lubricating my pet love monkey with this special moisturiser the vet gave me. Love monkeys are notorious for dry skin you see. Costs us a fortune in vets bills but we love him all the same
Ignoring time paradoxes and all that wibbly wobbley timey wimey stuff.
Europe would have continued to ignore the eventual Red threat that was building. The US and Japan would still have gone to war...but it would have been over faster due to the fact that the US was not fighting an war in Africa and Europe.
It is possible that War would have broken out in the late 40s with a Soviet invasion...The US may have been too busy at first to get involved due to controlling all of Japan...But I am guessing the US would have invaded The Soviet Union from China with an aim to cripple Stalin's oil supplies...I could see the US using nukes on Moscow and Stalingrad....they might even have nuked the oil fields which would have starved Stalin's invasion of Europe.
I could see The Soviets getting bogged down in Germany due to the tenacious nature of the German military and their professional officer core.
He made a huge massacre and kill over 2 million Jews. He killed handicapped and old people to create a "perfect German Generation". He used chemicals on his soldiers to make them more powerful so he can spread up his power and dont mind killing innocents as well. He cause a huge Jewish sympathy and then a war happened in Middle East and Israel has founded. Same Israel killed childrens and womens either dropping a bomb in their head or rape them to death. Now, none of countries step up to help despite condemning them and nothing else. (No offense if anyone in there from Israel, talking about the pyschotic government here.)
So, yeah. Firstly, I would beat the shit out of him and torture him and kill him very slowly.
The historical implications would certainly be interesting, depending how the assassination played out. In the 30's, there was a radical fa… morection in the Nazi Party, led by the Strasser brothers. They were pissed about Hitler's friendliness with big business.and started calling for a "second revolution" against the capitalists (who were under the thumb of "da jooz", of course. They had a pretty big following among the SA and factory workers, until Hitler wiped out their leadership in the Night of the Long Knives. But if Hitler was killed beforehand, that faction could've very well taken power.
What ,might've happwned then?
Well, the good news is that Otto and Gregor Strasser weren't quite as anti-Semitic as Hitler, mostly hating the Jews for (imaginary) economic reasons. It's less likely that there would've been a final solution under their rule, though there would definitely be revolutionary terror and pogroms
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What if somebody went back in time already and told Hitler he would lose the war, and out of fear he killed himself? That means he only lost the war because he thought he would lose because a time traveller told him, it's a paradox!
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Jerk off? I was lubricating my pet love monkey with this special moisturiser the vet gave me. Love monkeys are notorious for dry skin you see. Costs us a fortune in vets bills but we love him all the same
I really hope you weren't serious then
If we're implying that I have the means to kill him then that's irrelevant and I'd probably be able to learn from the previous attempt's mistakes.
Or you don't realize it's you grandma and end up becoming your own grandfather like Phillip J. Fry from Futurama.
Oh, so you just fuck monkies while thinking of Hilter! Thanks for clarifying, that makes makes more sense.
Ignoring time paradoxes and all that wibbly wobbley timey wimey stuff.
Europe would have continued to ignore the eventual Red threat that was building. The US and Japan would still have gone to war...but it would have been over faster due to the fact that the US was not fighting an war in Africa and Europe.
It is possible that War would have broken out in the late 40s with a Soviet invasion...The US may have been too busy at first to get involved due to controlling all of Japan...But I am guessing the US would have invaded The Soviet Union from China with an aim to cripple Stalin's oil supplies...I could see the US using nukes on Moscow and Stalingrad....they might even have nuked the oil fields which would have starved Stalin's invasion of Europe.
I could see The Soviets getting bogged down in Germany due to the tenacious nature of the German military and their professional officer core.
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Internet 2k17... condoning rape. Kewl.
He made a huge massacre and kill over 2 million Jews. He killed handicapped and old people to create a "perfect German Generation". He used chemicals on his soldiers to make them more powerful so he can spread up his power and dont mind killing innocents as well. He cause a huge Jewish sympathy and then a war happened in Middle East and Israel has founded. Same Israel killed childrens and womens either dropping a bomb in their head or rape them to death. Now, none of countries step up to help despite condemning them and nothing else. (No offense if anyone in there from Israel, talking about the pyschotic government here.)
So, yeah. Firstly, I would beat the shit out of him and torture him and kill him very slowly.
Nein, ich bin der wirkliche Hitler ! Du fucking Lügner! (SHOOT THE SHIT OUT OF HIM)
No.
The past stays where it is.
Would Benito Mussolini step up?
What if somebody went back in time already and told Hitler he would lose the war, and out of fear he killed himself? That means he only lost the war because he thought he would lose because a time traveller told him, it's a paradox!
You got it. Don't worry though, it's completely consensual! I still think Blackpool zoo were overreacting with that whole lifetime ban thing.
Psychotic. I like that