Anybody have some funny, smart-ass, cool school answers, projects,etc... back in school
Like i remember in world history we were going over the holocaust this one time, and we were given this project to write this journal from the POW from somebody during the holocaust and it was just a simple 5 pages. So me wanting to show off to and impress this girl that I sat next to, decided to take it to a completely new level and the day the project was due i had 2 Journals, the first one i think had around 90 pages and the second one had around 25 pages and both were in complete Bosnian with a bit of Serb for a certain part. Unfortunately my plan didn't work, she just didn't care and the teacher was not only impressed but he was completely pissed off since i submitted something that he couldn't even read.
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It isn't really smart ass but when I was in history we had to write about a certain sport that used to be very violent back in the day and had to write about it's violence, while everybody was writing about getting knocked out and teeth punched out, I go and think it is a good idea to write about people pulling out knives and gutting each other right there and then and running around with the intestines as a scarf
got a few laughs out of everybody though and the teacher liked it even more so A+ for me.
In Government/Econ senior year, they made me create my own political party and present it to the class. But I didn't wanna just go up there and bullshit a halfassed project for five minutes so I figured I'd lead everyone into a trap that I was completely confident they'd fall for. Honestly, I hated everyone in there and for any future Senior students, Government/Econ will show you who the true idiots of your school are.
When it was my turn to go up, I started listing my policies and what I wanted to do to improve The United States, etc. Then I told everyone, "Oh, and we're also going to reinstate prohibition."
"AWWW, NO!"
"BOOOO!"
"GET OUTTA HERE!"
I suddenly put my hand on chest, pretending to look surprised, then in the utmost condescending tone I go, "I'm sorry...are you all underage drinkers?"
Then the room got reaaaaaalllly quiet for a few seconds. Bait taken. I got a few laughs, then went back to my seat.
Soooo are you Bosnian?
Not something I did, but something I wish I had done. Skip to 1:53.
Ingenius!
Nope, I just picked the language, typed the journals on my computer in English, spent a couple days translating it so it could be accurate, then i hand written them in Bosnian
In third grade on a math quiz it listed a bunch of numbers and it said they were fact families or something like that. The question was “why are these fact families” I was completely stupid and clueless so I wrote “because they couldn’t think of anything else”
Does Flappy Bird counts ?
In 10th grade Chemistry Class the teacher was showing us these chromosomes or something that were computer generated on the projector. I remember everyone laughing to themselves because one of the chromosomes was shaped like a penis. I decided to just go out and say what everyone was thinking, regardless of what happened next. So I say this to the teacher:
"Miss?"
"What"
"Why does it look like a penis?"
Everyone died. Luckily the teacher just laughed and shook her head.
I've got a few, I guess. Most come from High School, but my two favorite come from simpler times.
Throughout a lot of Middle School (5th-8th Grade) we'd have to use this thing called WV Writes. It would give us a writing prompt, and we'd have to write an essay on whatever the prompt was. After you sumbitted it, it would give you a score in five categories on a scale of 1 - 5. I hated it, frankly, and by time I hit 6th Grade I was already sick of it. The English teacher gave us some insentive, though. Any student that got at least two sixes on a single essay, she'd take out to get pizza. I tried a few times, but could never get it, so basically gave up. It was time to write, but it came time write once again. I literally just typed in "I" and hit the space bar 1,000 times, and then submitted it. Got fuckin' sixes across the board for it, too. I broke the system, and it never felt so good.
Similiar thing happened in 7th Grade, but the whole "I" 1,000 times thing wouldn't work anymore because the Board found out about what I did, and fixed it. I know it was specifically because of me because a dude from the Board called me out of class, and had me explain exactly what I had done. I both broke and helped fix the system. Such is my shame. Anyway, English teacher that year made us use WV Writes again because she hated us, and to be fair, we kind of hated her. I was still sick of it. The prompt was like, "The weirdest day of your life," so I wrote the lyrics of "The Ultimate Showdown" (Video for reference)
Got a bunch of 5's for that one. I hate WV Writes so much.
I got one, There are 30 cows in a field, 28 chicken. How many didn't?
It wasn't me but we had this huge black girl in our class in 5th grade. Bigger than all the teachers. She was talking while our teacher was teaching science. He heard her and told her if she was so smart, tell him about the earths crust. Her reply? Only thing I know about crust is it's on bread....and everyone laughed.
Wow man that's just too much
Next time ask me and I will translate it for free
That is awesome!
But cows are herbivores tho...
So this isn't a project but more of a assignment. I had to get "hard" words from a story and ask the class about it. I was transfered to a new class(though transfered back the next year because they were bugging me though it didn't really get better the next year so it was a lose-lose situation). Anyway, when I asked obviously I was going to look like an idiot since no one would reply so instead of just asking, I proceeded to call the class too stupid to answer or that the words were too hard for them. Got a full mark for it so that went well and got to air some grievances(kind of).