Help with an exorcism
This has been happening for quite a while now but I've been too frightened to tell anyone about it. I think my bedroom is haunted. I've never actually seen the ghost, it doesn't do any of the classic ghost things you'd expect. It's just every couple weeks, I'll wake up in the night to a weird fishy smell and my stomach covered in this thick ectoplasm stuff. It's a pain to clean up, takes forever. I usually end up missing my alarm the next morning and being late for work. My boss isn't very understanding.
I came up with a theory that maybe it's the ghost of a fisherman since there's a canal behind my house, that could explain the smell. I just don't know why it's targeting me, maybe it used to live here? I did some research on the previous occupants but couldn't find anything, and there's been no reported incidents of anyone drowning in the canal.
I'm thinking of performing an exorcism myself, I asked a priest for help but he just laughed at me. Has anyone here have any experience with exorcisms? Any little obscure things i should be aware of?
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I don’t really believe in ghost I would say that your mind is playing tricks on you but I baby explain that ectoplasm you talked about. Not really sure what to say but I may have experienced something like that in the past. 2 years ago at one of my old homes I was sleeping and I couldn’t stop hearing a these breathing noises it went on for 2 months and finally stopped. Like I s said I don’t know how to explain the sticky stuff though.
Yes I know how to solve your problem, and I've learned from experience, you want to get this device thing and it's like a vacuum/backpack, and it shoots out this beam of energy and you can catch your ghosts or whatever and put them in this trap thing. Works every time.
You are watching so many sci-fi movies. Just give it a break.
I don't know. I have some experience with paranormal stuff (noises in the middle of the night, like a music box and MY CAT HEARD IT TOO I'M NOT CRAZY or gut feelings or premonitions that ALWAYS COME TRUE) so I have little reasons not to believe you. If you're saying the truth, try putting cameras or something. Ask a leader of a Wiccan coven for help, or try to perform a "spell" (do spells even frikin work) to keep away evil spirits. Try the Ouija board of you're brave enough. Ask the spirit why they keep messing with you and ask them to stop. If it works, get a wizard suit and start performing this things profesionally. Become a Wiccan. It's very fucking cool.
That sounds spooky, it's possible that the ghost is a fisherman or possibly a sailor or pirate as i hear men lost at sea can often have a fishy smell. The ectoplasm is also unusual, maybe you should keep something like tissue close by to clean it up if/when it happens again.
I have a somewhat similar story, when i was young when the people next door where telling my mum about a ghost they had in their house, i never saw anything in our house but sometimes late at night i heard ghostly moaning so i assume that was the ghost.
It's Slimer
Or Melissa McCarthy
It must be jacking off on you
I thought about calling the Ghostbusters but i heard they're not as good as they used to be.
I read that there's a lot of hauntings in terraced housing. People report hearing ghostly moaning sounds through the walls, especially at night. I'm thinking maybe cause there's such a high concentration of people living in such close proximity, it creates loads of energy that the ghosts can feed on and use to manifest themselves.
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Awww that's kinda sweet
Damn this stupid sexy ghost, messing with my emotions.
Sounds like seamen to me
What makes you think it's more than one seaman?
I've had experiences with spirits, both good and bad.
If it's something that bothers you, get the house blessed with holy water.
applause Nicely done.
Seamen often come in waves
It is not uncommon for there to be a large volume of seamen
(Sorry, I had to do it)
But seriously, try to spray holy water around your house to bless it. Also do not perform an exorcism by yourself. You have to be a certified exorcist to do that. Maybe try to talk to your priest again.
Call Sam and Dean Winchester
lol you wake up with slimy stuff on your stomach? maybe your dad comes into your room while you're asleep(° ͜ʖ°) sleep tight
Are you the keymaster?
I wake up to the ectoplasmus on my stomache almost evry nigth to do u think my room is haunting like urs ???
tfw half the people are actually taking this ghost bs seriously
I think I see what he means... I think it's a joke... it smells like fish and it's gooey... he's probably a dude... you know what I mean?
Are you the gatekeeper?
Oh my god... you were waiting for someone to that, weren't you?
Omfg I was going to say that XD
Well guys this is kinda embarrassing... I went back to the priest this morning to ask for help again. He uhhhh, he explained some things that have put my mind to rest.
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Nocturnal_emission
I guess I wanted so badly to believe in ghosts that I stopped taking care of myself. I'd appreciate if no one ever brought this up again.
I suggest you stop wanking at night.
I'm getting conflicting reports here.
i can't stop laughing
oh my god
Light a white candle in your room and burn some heady smelling insence. Get some salt and "bless it" mix some sage in with it or other herbs hold it in both hands with your eyes closed and charge it up with your mind. Pass the salt herb mixture over the incense smoke and flame of the candle to clense it of negativity. Sprinkle the salt everywhere that you feel is affected you can pray or say a some words if you like while you sprinkle. If you have hard floors use a broom if you have lots of soft stuff (like your bed) its ok to hoover, sweep the salt out of the room or hoover it all up then immediately empty it outside. The salt is supposed to absorb the negative energy so it can be removed from the home. Burn candles and incense regularly untill you feel better.
That may not be ectoplasm if you know what I mean.
But why does it smell of fish![:\](https://community.telltalegames.com/resources/emoji/confused.png ":\")
Stop right there! wet dreams are normal, its not because you did something wrong ffs it just happens, I get them and im female, even the pope and the queen of england has had them.
Please dont feel some type of guilt over your body's natural functions
goddammit
Uh, let me explain it to you
IT'S A JOKE. WE'RE HAVING FUN.
Did anyone think of anything other than this?
Ayyyyy my friend had one of those 2 nights ago.
But the ectoplasm stuff was real, dude busted a nut all over himself or somebody walked into his bedroom and did it for him.
I don't think that goo is ectoplasm matey...