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Do post something on this thread or I'll come round your house and stamp on your toys

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  • StrongBrush1StrongBrush1
    edited March 2011
    I ressurect this thread. The hula hoop breaks and hits you in the face.

    I play Poker Night at the Inventory.
  • Mr NuttMr Nutt
    edited March 2011
    You end up with a dept so big the Heavy takes the wrench from a passing Blue Engineer and stuffs it in your throat in shame for not paying up.

    I post a video on YouTube.
  • Comrade PantsComrade Pants
    edited March 2011
    It turns out that the video is more annoying than Chris-Chan, so every single youtuber shows up at your house to kill you by making you watch the GIGAPUDDING commercial until mortem.

    I buy myself a brand new box of beef jerky!
  • StrongBrush1StrongBrush1
    edited March 2011
    It's way too spicy. And there's no water left in your house, unless you don't mind the toilet.

    I buy a new videro game.
  • aerbilaerbil
    edited April 2011
    But the video game turns up to be a c4 it blows by the time you get home.

    I go outside to shoot some hoops (basketball)
  • StrongBrush1StrongBrush1
    edited April 2011
    The basketball is actually a time bomb painted orange. Ka-boom.

    I buy stuff.
  • Mr NuttMr Nutt
    edited April 2011
    You buy more then you have space for so you try to stuff it in a closet. Everything bursts out and crushes you.

    I open Steam to see all of the games on sale (reference to this).
  • StrongBrush1StrongBrush1
    edited April 2011
    Mr Nutt wrote: »
    I open Steam to see all of the games on sale (reference to this).

    Can you believe your luck? Payment Transaction Fail. You go insane and kill yourself.

    I watch South Park.
  • Mr NuttMr Nutt
    edited July 2013
    Kenny kills you.

    I revive a dead thread.
  • ted12ted12
    edited August 2013
    The thread smites you for awakening it from its two year slumber.

    I hug an adorable puppy.
  • HudomonkeyHudomonkey
    edited August 2013
    The adorable Puppy belongs to a Known Mobster who hires hitmen to kill you for touching his puppy

    I post on the Telltale forums
  • TTaing987TTaing987
    edited August 2013
    and you posted an opinion that is not popular so you get murdered by fanboys.

    I complained to nintendo about flipnote studio 3D's delay
  • HarpadarpaHarpadarpa
    edited August 2013
    Nintendo has Shigeru Miyamoto come to your house and smother you in your sleep.

    I grow wings.
  • FriarFriar
    edited August 2013
    However the wings have different idea as to which direction to go and tear you in half.

    I eat a polo.
  • HarpadarpaHarpadarpa
    edited August 2013
    All of the individual pieces grow to the size of skyscrapers, slowly, and one by one.


    You get bitten while I laugh.
  • deleted_kyxc7lde962932deleted_kyxc7lde962932
    edited August 2013
    Thousands of black widow spiders cover and devour you.

    I’m taking a walk along the beach.
  • TTaing987TTaing987
    edited August 2013
    Suddenly, shark attack.

    I went to target to buy a psn card
  • HarpadarpaHarpadarpa
    edited August 2013
    Then someone stole your credit card information.

    I went to play slender.
  • I Waste My TimeI Waste My Time
    edited August 2013
    You were Scared to death when slender happened.

    I Go on Telltale Forums.
  • HudomonkeyHudomonkey
    edited August 2013
    You post an offensive comment and are 'hushed up' by the Telltale executives

    I watch Wallace and Gromit
  • I Waste My TimeI Waste My Time
    edited August 2013
    the accents make you're head explode.

    I Wake up.
  • Mr NuttMr Nutt
    edited August 2013
    You wake up with a literally splitting headache.

    I listen to a perfectly politically correct radio host.
  • I Waste My TimeI Waste My Time
    edited August 2013
    it's so correct everyone you tell doesn't beleive you, and you're carted of to a mental institute, a creepy doctor in there messed up and gives you cyanide instead of ziprazidone.

    My Username.
  • HudomonkeyHudomonkey
    edited August 2013
    You starve to death because you waste so much time you forget to eat

    I Watch Homestarrunner.com for a week
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