Caeska (yes, the first word NEEDS capitalisation) should be banned for having a pointless link in his signature. Having fewer pointless links doesn't make you free of charges.
VeronicanPlay should be banned for pointlessly complaining about Hayden pointlessly pointing out joek86's pointless use of pointless in his ban for Sarendor for pointlessly pointing out pointless links.
Nutt is banned for pointlessly complaining about "pointlessly complaining about Hayden pointlessly pointing out joek86's pointless use of pointless in his ban for Sarendor for pointlessly pointing out pointless links."
StrongBrush1 should be banned for not capitalising ted12's username despite the fact that it is in the beginning of the sentence. To avoid this dilemma, his name should from now on be titled with a non capitalising prefix or be written T/ted12.
ted12 is banned because Captain Obvious and his Captain Obvious's Captain Obvious Cereal is clearly the best ever.
But did you even eat a bowl of Captain Obvious's Captain Obvious Cereal this morning?
No you did not.
Because you enter your kitchen and decide that a hearty bowl of cereal is just the thing to start the day, but then you stop: you would have to walk all the way to your cupboard, open it, get out the box, go to your other cabinet, get a bowl, go to your utensil drawer, get a spoon, go to your fridge, get some milk, pour the cereal, pour the milk, put the spoon in the bowl, and sit down before you can finally eat anything. Who has time for all that? You don't, because thinking your way through that list of cereal-preparing steps took seventeen minutes and you're already running late. You rush to your car to drive to your job at the local All-You-Can-Eat Cereal Buffet, with a stomach completely devoid of cerealy goodness.
I'm banning you on three counts:
*Illegal smuggling of monkeys
*Illegal amount of bastardry
*Buying and advertising bootleg cereal on the black market.
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Also, C-C-C-Combo Breaker!
Also, the p-word is "point."
But did you even eat a bowl of Captain Obvious's Captain Obvious Cereal this morning?
No you did not.
Because you enter your kitchen and decide that a hearty bowl of cereal is just the thing to start the day, but then you stop: you would have to walk all the way to your cupboard, open it, get out the box, go to your other cabinet, get a bowl, go to your utensil drawer, get a spoon, go to your fridge, get some milk, pour the cereal, pour the milk, put the spoon in the bowl, and sit down before you can finally eat anything. Who has time for all that? You don't, because thinking your way through that list of cereal-preparing steps took seventeen minutes and you're already running late. You rush to your car to drive to your job at the local All-You-Can-Eat Cereal Buffet, with a stomach completely devoid of cerealy goodness.
OBVIOUS... PUNCH!!!!
*Illegal smuggling of monkeys
*Illegal amount of bastardry
*Buying and advertising bootleg cereal on the black market.
Did I mention I can turn invisible?
Also, you should be banned for having an incomprehensible username.