VeronicanPlay should be banned because over 5900 bans have been issued since this game started which should have caused a lot of accounts to be closed by now, and yet people are still posting.
ted12 should be banned because I think I've finally figured out why some random person called him Haggis, he's the last poster on page 1 and they apparently didn't notice all of the other pages.
lizbethlizard should be banned because we are only 8 posts away from post #6000 and when the 6000th post is made the great 6000th post prophecy will be fulfilled:
"When the nation is in its darkest peril, the great warrior-sailor Darakaer shall be summoned from his eternal sleep by the rhythm beaten on his ancient drum."
Caeska should be banned for inventing fake prophecies. Everyone knows that the 6000th post will mark the arrival of a new Forum Games subforum where posts actually decrease your post count.
Alcoremortis should be banned because these are all prophecies designed to mislead everyone. The real prophecy is that Microsoft Surface will take over the world and make everything else obsolete.
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Sarendor, I can hear you, you know!
Fucking hipsters.
"When the nation is in its darkest peril, the great warrior-sailor Darakaer shall be summoned from his eternal sleep by the rhythm beaten on his ancient drum."