TomPravetz should be banned because the true reason of hunger in Africa is me. I shoot anything carrying food to that place. That means I'm responsible for the deaths of millions of people, which is a reasonable amount.
jaden551 should be banned for being my next target.
TomPravetz should be banned because cheap bans are good and expensive bans cost 3500$ per ban, and their quality isn't good enough to justify the price, so it is perfectly justifiable to use cheap bans.
Neelo should be banned for contradicting jmm. You can't just write a statement that's the opposite of what's been written before. Choose a justified ban reason or no cookies for you.
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jadent551 should be banned for not wanting to be killed violently.
jaden551 should be banned for being my next target.
nutty should be killed.
The next person should be banned for banning me for not playing Sam & Max.
Tom Pravetz ought to be banned for having spurs that jingle jangle jingle as he goes right merrily along.
neelo gets a aprdon.
jmm should be banned because today is also ban jmm day.
edit:neelo should be banned because you shouldn't ban him today so you HAVE to break the rules.