"Captain Irrelevant later turned to evil; primarily in the form of confusing his arch-enemies with pointless knowledge and indirectly not-answering-the-question-ness. When asked why he was building a high tech mind-ray in order to control the Earth's population, Captain Irrelevant replied "Prior to European settlement, the land now occupied by St. Stanislaus' College formed part of the territory occupied by the Wiradjuri people. St. Stanislaus' College was established in 1867. The school came under the control of the Vincentians in 1889, following the arrival of the Vincentian Fathers and Brothers from Ireland, with the purpose of taking over the college. In 1896, the college received much media attention when it became the site of the first x-ray for medical purposes in Australia. This x-ray was taken by Father James Slattery on the 21st September, and showed the location of a gunshot in the shattered hand of an ex-student."
During this epic (and entirely pointless) monologue, not only did Captain Obvious suffer incredible brain trauma (something he obviously managed to recover from), the countdown sequence of the mind control device reached zero and havoc was nearly unleashed upon the world. Luckily, Captain Irrelevant's mind-ray was in actual fact two Birdseye fish fingers in a microwave. Thus Armageddon was averted."
RingmasterJ5 should be banned for being self-conscious about his signature. Also there's nothing wrong with his sig, it's just confusing and i don't what it's referencing. So RingmasterJ5 should be double-banned, even triple-banned for that.
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AND ALSO THERE IS A MYSTERIOUS 197th page!!!!!
Edit: I can't be blamed for being ninjaed cause it was only like a second and I'm not changing my post.
"Captain Irrelevant later turned to evil; primarily in the form of confusing his arch-enemies with pointless knowledge and indirectly not-answering-the-question-ness. When asked why he was building a high tech mind-ray in order to control the Earth's population, Captain Irrelevant replied "Prior to European settlement, the land now occupied by St. Stanislaus' College formed part of the territory occupied by the Wiradjuri people. St. Stanislaus' College was established in 1867. The school came under the control of the Vincentians in 1889, following the arrival of the Vincentian Fathers and Brothers from Ireland, with the purpose of taking over the college. In 1896, the college received much media attention when it became the site of the first x-ray for medical purposes in Australia. This x-ray was taken by Father James Slattery on the 21st September, and showed the location of a gunshot in the shattered hand of an ex-student."
During this epic (and entirely pointless) monologue, not only did Captain Obvious suffer incredible brain trauma (something he obviously managed to recover from), the countdown sequence of the mind control device reached zero and havoc was nearly unleashed upon the world. Luckily, Captain Irrelevant's mind-ray was in actual fact two Birdseye fish fingers in a microwave. Thus Armageddon was averted."
This could be you after you get to work
and do something useful for a change.
banbanban ban ban ban ban
(Also, what's bad about my sig?)