A boring, pointless advertisement for the game you are already playing is contained within. It reads:
"WELCOME TO ZORK!
ZORK is a game of adventure, danger, and low cunning. In it you will explore some of the most amazing territory ever seen by mortals. No computer should be without one!"
A hollow voie says "Fool." I don't agree with the guy, though. After all, knowing any of the three magic words is pretty neat. I always preferred Plover myself, though xyzzy seems to have gained the most popularity. How do you even pronounce Plugh, anyway?
I don't know the word "ThereWasSomeKindOfACodeWordForLookAroundTheRoomWh ichIHaveNowForgotten". Maybe you meant "Look", however, that will just bring up the description from the introductory post. Seems fairly pointless! Maybe I should say there's something there. Yeah, that'll be nice. There's something shiny in the corner. It's inconsequential and you can't move it. I made it up just for you.
Confession time!
(I know, you love confession time).
For year, YEARS (actually, until about a year ago), I thought a grue was this in English too.
I really didn't get how they got to become monsters that eat you when it's dark.
Still now, when people mention getting eaten by a grue, that's what I picture.
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I don't know the word "dance".
>take all
Opening the small mailbox reveals a leaflet.
Leaflet: Taken
Small Mailbox: It is securely anchored, idiot.
"WELCOME TO ZORK!
ZORK is a game of adventure, danger, and low cunning. In it you will explore some of the most amazing territory ever seen by mortals. No computer should be without one!"
Who?
> Kill Self
Are you sure?
> Kill Self
Killed. Game Over. Thanks for playing
Confession time!
(I know, you love confession time).
For year, YEARS (actually, until about a year ago), I thought a grue was this in English too.
I really didn't get how they got to become monsters that eat you when it's dark.
Still now, when people mention getting eaten by a grue, that's what I picture.
The lack of Vacations must be affecting me.
I was laughing about 5 minutes thanks to this line.