I like cheese

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  • edited April 2010
    Friar wrote: »
    They're just called Cheese slices over here (UK), which i always thought was kind of odd. I would've expected it to have been called that in the US, and american cheese everywhere else!
    Avistew wrote: »
    Yeah, it's also called "cheese slices" and not "American cheese" in France.

    I'm from America, and I just called it "cheese slices."




    I always thought American cheese was it's own type, but I guess not.
    The best known processed cheese in the United States is marketed as American cheese.... It is orange, yellow, or white in color and mild in flavor, with a medium-firm consistency, and melts easily. It is typically made from a blend of cheeses, most often Colby and Cheddar.
    http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Processed_cheese#American_cheese
  • edited April 2010
    How can you not like I. Cheese?

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  • edited April 2010
    You just opened the thread up to some predictable Escape bashing.
  • puzzleboxpuzzlebox Telltale Alumni
    edited April 2010
    I like my jokes to have plenty of cheese.

    (^ And they don't come much cheesier than that!)
  • edited April 2010
    Avistew wrote: »
    Hehe, that reminds me, when I was a kid I refused to eat yogurt. My mom once asked me why they disgusted me so much and I said "that's because it's bacteria's vomit". She corrected me "well technically, it's more like bacteria's shit".
    That failed to convince me to have some xD

    This makes me terribly sad. There is nothing more refreshing than a nice, thick, whole milk yoghurt mixed with Monster drink. It's the perfect mix of caffeine and one-celled organisms!
  • edited April 2010
    Lena_P wrote: »
    This makes me terribly sad. There is nothing more refreshing than a nice, thick, whole milk yoghurt mixed with Monster drink. It's the perfect mix of caffeine and one-celled organisms!

    I'll make you sadder: I don't know what Monster drink even is!
    (That was just a phase though. Afterwards I realised most of the stuff we it is just as gross if not worse, and got over it. I only had yogurt with whole berries in them, or big pieces of fruit, though.)
  • edited April 2010
    Chopped up apples and whole red grapes mixed with vanilla yogurt is the best.
  • edited April 2010
    I don't like cheese.
  • WillWill Telltale Alumni
    edited April 2010
    Lena_P wrote: »
    This makes me terribly sad. There is nothing more refreshing than a nice, thick, whole milk yoghurt mixed with Monster drink. It's the perfect mix of caffeine and one-celled organisms!

    ew ew ew ew ew ew ew ew ew ew ew
  • edited April 2010
    I don't like cheese.

    I do not think we could ever be friends...... just kidding.
  • edited April 2010
    Will wrote: »
    ew ew ew ew ew ew ew ew ew ew ew

    I think he won't have that drink with you in the end, Lena.
  • edited April 2010
    Monster is a sweet, carbonated, "energy" drink. I found out that if you pour a carbonated drink into yoghurt it "traps" the bubbles, so you get a mild tingle on your tongue when you drink it, even the next day. The cool/sad thing is that when my brother went to Paris a couple of years ago there were people in the streets handing out free samples of a carbonated yoghurt drink. I should have patented my idea when I had the chance ...
  • edited April 2010
    Lena_P wrote: »
    Monster is a sweet, carbonated, "energy" drink. I found out that if you pour a carbonated drink into yoghurt it "traps" the bubbles, so you get a mild tingle on your tongue when you drink it, even the next day. The cool/sad thing is that when my brother went to Paris a couple of years ago there were people in the streets handing out free samples of a carbonated yoghurt drink. I should have patented my idea when I had the chance ...

    Interesting. Since we're talking about gross stuff, I used to dip my bread in coke.
    I've never tried the carbonated Yop-like think you're referring to, but I've tried the milk juices (fruit juices with milk in them). Like, orange or pineapple juice, but with milk in it. They're very smooth and nice, although I'll take regular fruit over it any day.
    I guess it's kind of how you've got sherbet here, which is like sorbet but with milk.
    Which I very annoying because the stores here don't have sorbet, only sherbet, which I can't have due to the milk. On the other hand I got an ice-cream machine for Christmas. Woo!
    Made ice-cream every day for a week, then I stopped because my brain was freezing. But with the summer coming I can see making some more again ^_^
  • edited April 2010
    YO-J is awesome.... Yogurt mixed with juice

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  • edited April 2010
    Well, in France there is Danao, which is juice with milk (more juice than milk) and Yop, which is drinkable, flavoured yogurt.
  • edited April 2010
    We've got that. It's called Danimals. XD
  • edited April 2010
    going back on the topic of cheese

    In Wisconsin almost every restaurant and pub offers fried beer battered cheddar cheese curds.... Horrible for you but so so so good....
    http://voices.washingtonpost.com/thefix/Cheese%20Curds.jpg

    my French Canadian buddy introduced me to Poutine, Its french fries, fresh cheese curds and hot gravy.... when you have a few beers in you this stuff seems like the best tasting food on Earth.... also horrible for you... I am surprised its not common in Wisconsin seems like something we would have stolen by now.
    http://neatorama.cachefly.net/images/2007-01/poutine.jpg
  • edited April 2010
    Venezuelan beaver cheese?

    Not today sir, no.
  • edited April 2010
    Lena_P wrote: »
    There is nothing more refreshing than a nice, thick, whole milk yoghurt mixed with Monster drink. It's the perfect mix of caffeine and one-celled organisms!


    Avistew wrote: »
    I'll make you sadder: I don't know what Monster drink even is!


    Monster is an energy drink, like Amp or Red Bull (all of which I have not tried.)

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    http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Monster_Energy
  • edited April 2010
    Thanks! I've had one energy drink before (I can't remember the name. It was pink). I found it much to sweet and chemical-tasting. I can see how it would taste better mixed with something milder like yogurt though, but I certainly don't want to try.
  • puzzleboxpuzzlebox Telltale Alumni
    edited April 2010

    [crimes against the culinary arts]

    You crazy American folk will never cease to amaze and disgust me. ;)
  • edited April 2010
    Lena_P wrote: »
    This makes me terribly sad. There is nothing more refreshing than a nice, thick, whole milk yoghurt mixed with Monster drink. It's the perfect mix of caffeine and one-celled organisms!

    I'm glad I skipped breakfast today. That's just nasty!
  • edited April 2010
    My wife hates cheese, especially the smell, and she totally freaks out when she has to touch cheese (or cheese touches her; her siblings used to throw cheese crusts on her for fun).

    Unless it's melted, then she thinks it's delicious.

    I like cheese, but only young cheese, usually of the Gouda or Emmental variety.

    Other cheeses I often enjoy are feta and mozzarella, but of course as ingredients for larger dishes and not on sandwiches.
  • edited April 2010
    puzzlebox wrote: »
    You crazy American folk will never cease to amaze and disgust me. ;)

    That's what we do! But we definitely don't have a monopoly over awful culinary monstrosities. =]
  • edited April 2010
    puzzlebox wrote: »
    You crazy American folk will never cease to amaze and disgust me. ;)

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    Giant Tope wrote: »
    But we definitely don't have a monopoly over awful culinary monstrosities. =]

    I heartily endorse this statement.
  • puzzleboxpuzzlebox Telltale Alumni
    edited April 2010
    Wapcaplet wrote: »

    [iconic Aussie "food" product]

    Hahahaha, touche sir. :D

    I very much agree - I've never been able to stomach the stuff, and it smells rancid!
  • edited April 2010
    I've tried Marmite, which as I hear is close to Vegemite.
    It's too salty, although it's otherwise tasty I guess. I can see adding it to stuff instead of salt but I never add salt in anything, so I am forced not to have it ever again.
    How sad.
  • edited April 2010
    Avistew wrote: »
    Well, in France there is Danao, which is juice with milk (more juice than milk) and Yop, which is drinkable, flavoured yogurt.
    We have Yop in the UK aswell, although i thought it was a milkshake. Just checked though, it is indeed at Yoghurt drink as this advert shows.

    OT: I also love Red Leicester! And Cheese on Toast!
  • edited April 2010
    puzzlebox wrote: »
    You crazy American folk will never cease to amaze and disgust me. ;)

    Frito scoops dunked in nutella. My brother swears by it.

    Also ... and yes, she really made it.
  • edited April 2010
    My brother used to add bearnaise into anything savoury. For some reason, it disgusted me the most in pasta, although salad was a close second.
  • edited April 2010
    Lena_P wrote: »
    Frito scoops dunked in nutella. My brother swears by it.

    Also ... and yes, she really made it.

    ...

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    voodoo doughnut maple bacon bars.

    i love them so much.
  • edited April 2010
    Well, everything tastes better with bacon I suppose...
  • puzzleboxpuzzlebox Telltale Alumni
    edited April 2010
    Well, everything tastes better with bacon I suppose...

    Narwhals?

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    * Does not contain actual narwhal


    From an online showcase of depraved food combinations, including such delicacies as bacon-wrapped deep-fried Girl Scout cookies, cheesy ham and banana casserole, and the poutine calzone.

    I'm pretty sure most things on there are jokes... right??
  • edited April 2010
  • puzzleboxpuzzlebox Telltale Alumni
    edited April 2010
    Lena_P wrote: »

    *runs screaming in terror from bacon lip balm*

    Although I do approve of "Sparkle Bacon: Presumably what you get when you thin-slice and smoke a vampire from Twilight."
  • edited April 2010
    puzzlebox wrote: »
    Although I do approve of "Sparkle Bacon: Presumably what you get when you thin-slice and smoke a vampire from Twilight."

    I second this approval and add some bacon gumballs.
  • edited April 2010
    Also, special coffee! (I'm sorry for derailing this thread further, but grossing out puzzlebox is too much fun :D )
  • edited April 2010
    I've had garlic ice-cream before. I loved it.
  • puzzleboxpuzzlebox Telltale Alumni
    edited April 2010
    Lena_P wrote: »
    Also, special coffee! (I'm sorry for derailing this thread further, but grossing out puzzlebox is too much fun :D )

    This is the first one that hasn't grossed me out (finally)!

    Stephen Fry gave Prince Charles civet crap coffee as a wedding gift... I mean, what do you give the man who has everything, including title of heir to the British Empire? Civet crap coffee.

    I love Stephen Fry.
  • edited April 2010
    I think the only thing that really weirds me out is the Wasabi gumballs
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