The Telltale Complaining History Thread
So I've decided to post a small history of all the things people complained the most about on the Telltale Forums in the time I've been around. Just as a little study. I'm not agreeing or disagreeing with any of them, I'm only posting them to show off exactly how much people complain.
Bone being discontinued
Sam and Max being too easy
Sam and Max being too challenging
Wallace and Gromit being too easy
No Peter Sallis playing Wallace
Wallace and Gromit DVD
Tales being in 3D and not 2D
Wiiware delays
Wiiware graphics suck
Wiiware pricing
Sam and Max being too demanding
Sam and Max being too buggy
Tales screenshots look like crap
Tales graphics look too plastic
New Guybrush looks like crap
New LeChuck looks like a gorilla
New Elaine looks like crap
Mike Stemmle working on Tales (sort of)
Tales being too easy
Tales jungle mazes
Tales reuse of models
Click and Drag in MI
No Earl Boen
LeChuck's laughter
Tales boat intro being too shaky
Tales being too watered down
Tales being too light-hearted
Tales being too compressed
No Sam and Max Hit the Road
No Freelance Police
No Plunge Through Space
No Bill Farmer
No Nick Jameson
No Harvey Atkin
No Robert Tinkler
Tales graphics being too demanding
Reuse of jungle mazes
Mermaids
Morgan's death scene
Voodoo Lady plot twist
Earl Boen not sounding right
Tales puzzles too easy
Nelson Tethers looks like a Flash game
Click and Drag in Sam and Max
Click and Drag icon in Sam and Max
TF2 Sam and Max items
Special psychic power in the Playstation Penal Zone
Shipping taking too long
Telltale making Jurassic Park games
Telltale not making Back to the Future instead
Telltale making Back to the Future as well
No more Monkey Island for a while
The DVD Purcell slipcover
That time Jake shouted Satan's praises on the forums
Telltale having a puppy eating ritual
Tim Curry not being in Jurassic Park
Telltale not making Futurama AGAIN
Complaining about complaining
Complaining about complaining about complaining
the various cries about the controls in every game since Wallace and Gromit
EMI sucks
CMI sucks
Everything not made specifically by Ron Gilbert sucks
Ron Gilbert fanboys/girls suck
Roger Ebert is arrogant and wrong
Whether games are art or not doesn't matter
Chyron's Tales shipping deadline countdown is annoying
Avistew hasn't been posting enough pictures of her boobs
Chuck Jordan leaving the company
The map and coins in the deluxe edition being fail
The gap between each episode
Earl Boen not voicing every line in the intro to chapter 1
Tales not being dark enough
Tales being too dark
Tales not giving the same feeling of nostalgia as the original 3
The icon for Narwhal doesn't match the other four
Telltale not hiring me
My diagnoses in the end is that...most of you are a bunch of whiny...yeah. Hooray for the internet!
So yeah...let me know if I left anything out. I'd just LOVE to make this list bigger, oh yes. I didn't die a little inside at the fact that this list can never be shortened, but can only get much much bigger. A piece of my very soul didn't begin crying after I accepted this fact. Nope. Not at all.
Bone being discontinued
Sam and Max being too easy
Sam and Max being too challenging
Wallace and Gromit being too easy
No Peter Sallis playing Wallace
Wallace and Gromit DVD
Tales being in 3D and not 2D
Wiiware delays
Wiiware graphics suck
Wiiware pricing
Sam and Max being too demanding
Sam and Max being too buggy
Tales screenshots look like crap
Tales graphics look too plastic
New Guybrush looks like crap
New LeChuck looks like a gorilla
New Elaine looks like crap
Mike Stemmle working on Tales (sort of)
Tales being too easy
Tales jungle mazes
Tales reuse of models
Click and Drag in MI
No Earl Boen
LeChuck's laughter
Tales boat intro being too shaky
Tales being too watered down
Tales being too light-hearted
Tales being too compressed
No Sam and Max Hit the Road
No Freelance Police
No Plunge Through Space
No Bill Farmer
No Nick Jameson
No Harvey Atkin
No Robert Tinkler
Tales graphics being too demanding
Reuse of jungle mazes
Mermaids
Morgan's death scene
Voodoo Lady plot twist
Earl Boen not sounding right
Tales puzzles too easy
Nelson Tethers looks like a Flash game
Click and Drag in Sam and Max
Click and Drag icon in Sam and Max
TF2 Sam and Max items
Special psychic power in the Playstation Penal Zone
Shipping taking too long
Telltale making Jurassic Park games
Telltale not making Back to the Future instead
Telltale making Back to the Future as well
No more Monkey Island for a while
The DVD Purcell slipcover
That time Jake shouted Satan's praises on the forums
Telltale having a puppy eating ritual
Tim Curry not being in Jurassic Park
Telltale not making Futurama AGAIN
Complaining about complaining
Complaining about complaining about complaining
the various cries about the controls in every game since Wallace and Gromit
EMI sucks
CMI sucks
Everything not made specifically by Ron Gilbert sucks
Ron Gilbert fanboys/girls suck
Roger Ebert is arrogant and wrong
Whether games are art or not doesn't matter
Chyron's Tales shipping deadline countdown is annoying
Avistew hasn't been posting enough pictures of her boobs
Chuck Jordan leaving the company
The map and coins in the deluxe edition being fail
The gap between each episode
Earl Boen not voicing every line in the intro to chapter 1
Tales not being dark enough
Tales being too dark
Tales not giving the same feeling of nostalgia as the original 3
The icon for Narwhal doesn't match the other four
Telltale not hiring me
My diagnoses in the end is that...most of you are a bunch of whiny...yeah. Hooray for the internet!
So yeah...let me know if I left anything out. I'd just LOVE to make this list bigger, oh yes. I didn't die a little inside at the fact that this list can never be shortened, but can only get much much bigger. A piece of my very soul didn't begin crying after I accepted this fact. Nope. Not at all.
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LOL. So true too.
Re-appearing characters.
Their baby-making farms for their baby-eating needs.
Etc. etc.
Your list is far from complete...
I find that threads like these are entirely pointless. When you're complaining about something, when you hold it up to any form of critical analysis, you're at least informing others of the flaws of something. When you're complaining about people who complain, the only message I get is that people don't want to realize that they aren't as happy with something as they've convinced themselves that they are. Telling people that their complaints simply aren't valid more or less amounts to a big "NO U", it doesn't contribute anything.
people complaning about people complaning.
Also "wiiware delays" and "wiiware quality" and "wiiware pricing" And translations.
Complaining about complaining-
=
Pointing out all the complaining-
I just don't think people realize how much complaining they do. They complain about one thing, eventually forget about it, and move on to complain about something else. They don't even realize they're doing it Also first post updated.
EDIT: Updated the list again.
Looking at this list, for example, I personally only identify with a handful of the issues. I'm sure most people identify with their own handful, and there are just enough people that certain viewpoints get noticeable support. I doubt this could be considered a laundry list of issues for any given person.
Right that would matter if I was saying that any given person was complaining about all of these things. I'm lumping everyone together as a forum and as the "complainers" category, not as people who were angry about each and every one of these issues. The issue at hand isn't who was mad about what, it was that this forum complains entirely too much about everything. Either that or Telltale really are a bunch of reprehensible bastards who do shoddy work at every turn and shouldn't be trusted and should be shunned as a company. Hmm.
Bone beeing discontinued.
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No Sam and Max Hit the Road
No Freelance Police
No Plunge Through Space
No Bill Farmer
No Nick Jameson
No Harvey Atkin
No Robert Tinkler
Pretty much covers complaint about Sam and Max so far. ^_^
X rules
1. Bone being discontinued
2. Sam and Max being too easy(Only for select episodes, less than a season's worth)
Sam and Max being too challenging
Wallace and Gromit being too easy
No Peter Sallis playing Wallace
3. Wallace and Gromit DVD(Biggest infraction in Telltale history)
Tales being in 3D and not 2D
Wiiware delays
Wiiware graphics suck
Wiiware pricing
Sam and Max being too demanding
Sam and Max being too buggy
Tales screenshots look like crap
Tales graphics look too plastic
New Guybrush looks like crap
New LeChuck looks like a gorilla
New Elaine looks like crap
Mike Stemmle working on Tales (sort of)
4. Tales being too easy(A few too many episodes for my liking)
Tales jungle mazes
Tales reuse of models
Click and Drag in MI
No Earl Boen
LeChuck's laughter
Tales boat intro being too shaky
5. Tales being too watered down
6. Tales being too light-hearted(Episode 1 only)
Tales being too compressed
No Sam and Max Hit the Road
No Freelance Police
No Plunge Through Space
No Bill Farmer
No Nick Jameson
No Harvey Atkin
No Robert Tinkler
Tales graphics being too demanding
Reuse of jungle mazes
Mermaids
Morgan's death scene
Voodoo Lady plot twist
Earl Boen not sounding right
4a. Tales puzzles too easy(This one is a repeat of an earlier one)
Nelson Tethers looks like a Flash game
Click and Drag in Sam and Max
Click and Drag icon in Sam and Max
TF2 Sam and Max items
Special psychic power in the Playstation Penal Zone
Shipping taking too long
7. Telltale making Jurassic Park games
Telltale not making Back to the Future instead
8. Telltale making Back to the Future as well
No more Monkey Island for a while
9. The DVD Purcell slipcover
That time Jake shouted Satan's praises on the forums
Telltale having a puppy eating ritual
Tim Curry not being in Jurassic Park
Telltale not making Futurama AGAIN
Complaining about complaining
10. Complaining about complaining about complaining
the various cries about the controls in every game since Wallace and Gromit
There we go, that seems to cover it.
I didn't like Bone, I'm glad they aren't making more. They can concentrate on other things that I like!
Sam and Max is just the right level of difficulty.
Wallace and Gromit is quite easy, I like it that way
The guy who plays Wallace does a pretty good job.
Oh good, there's a Wallace and Gromit DVD now.
Tales looks great in 3D.
Wow, Monkey Island on Wiiware!
Sam and Max looks great on my machine, I'm really glad they increased system requirements.
Sam and Max is buggy, but I don't mind, it's workable.
Tales screenshots look amazing.
Tales graphics look fantastic.
New Guybrush looks exactly how I hoped he'd look.
New LeChuck looks ace.
New Elaine looks superb.
Mike Stemmle working on Tales (sort of) is a good thing.
Tales was just the right difficulty.
...you get the idea. I'm too tired to continue.
So you don't think people can complain too much?
(looks up reductionism)
Okay. I haven't gone to college yet. I'm a pre-college grad. I don't learn about things like this until someone says it and I wiki it. To a point, it does sound a bit like how I view things, yes. Perhaps. I'll know for sure once I figure out what everything in the Wiki page means.
Also.
Bone being discontinued
Sam and Max being too easy
Sam and Max being too challenging
Wallace and Gromit being too easy
No Peter Sallis playing Wallace
Wallace and Gromit DVD
Tales being in 3D and not 2D
Wiiware delays
Wiiware graphics suck
Wiiware pricing
Sam and Max being too demanding
Sam and Max being too buggy
Tales screenshots look like crap
Tales graphics look too plastic
New Guybrush looks like crap
New LeChuck looks like a gorilla
New Elaine looks like crap
Mike Stemmle working on Tales (sort of)
Tales being too easy
Tales jungle mazes
Tales reuse of models
Click and Drag in MI
No Earl Boen
LeChuck's laughter
Tales boat intro being too shaky
Tales being too watered down
Tales being too light-hearted
Tales being too compressed
No Sam and Max Hit the Road
No Freelance Police
No Plunge Through Space
No Bill Farmer
No Nick Jameson
No Harvey Atkin
No Robert Tinkler
Tales graphics being too demanding
Reuse of jungle mazes
Mermaids
Morgan's death scene
Voodoo Lady plot twist
Earl Boen not sounding right
Tales puzzles too easy
Nelson Tethers looks like a Flash game
Click and Drag in Sam and Max
Click and Drag icon in Sam and Max
TF2 Sam and Max items
Special psychic power in the Playstation Penal Zone
Shipping taking too long
Telltale making Jurassic Park games
Telltale not making Back to the Future instead
Telltale making Back to the Future as well
No more Monkey Island for a while
The DVD Purcell slipcover
That time Jake shouted Satan's praises on the forums
Telltale having a puppy eating ritual
Tim Curry not being in Jurassic Park
Telltale not making Futurama AGAIN
Complaining about complaining
Complaining about complaining about complaining
Telltale hasn't hired me yet
the various cries about the controls in every game since Wallace and Gromit
Essentially, I do think you're overly simplifying things. Reducing a matter to base pieces can be a useful mental exercise, but I think you've eliminated large and important parts of the equation. I think you're being too combative without really offering any constructive reasons as to why we shouldn't be allowed to have and express certain negative opinions, just some vague idea that negative opinions as a whole are universally a bad thing. I may be misunderstanding something, but it just seems like "You guys complain a lot" isn't exactly a constructive or important thing to say.
Yay! Gonna change my title to "The Popular One"
Bone being discontinued
Sam and Max being too easy
Sam and Max being too challenging
Wallace and Gromit being too easy
No Peter Sallis playing Wallace
1. Wallace and Gromit DVD (Big, big disappointment. I'm not even sure what happened there)
2. Tales being in 3D and not 2D (Let's be fair, I always prefer 2D, so while I don't think I complained about it, especially since Telltale makes everything in 3D so it would be silly, I would definitely like it better in 2D)
Wiiware delays
Wiiware graphics suck
Wiiware pricing
3. Sam and Max being too demanding
Sam and Max being too buggy
Tales screenshots look like crap
Tales graphics look too plastic
New Guybrush looks like crap
New LeChuck looks like a gorilla
New Elaine looks like crap
Mike Stemmle working on Tales (sort of)
4. Tales being too easy
5. Tales jungle mazes (To be fair, it would have been better if I had realised you could run before the last episode)
6. Tales reuse of models (I usually don't care about that, but I actually mixed up people a LOT and that was a problem)
7. Click and Drag in MI (Maybe this one should count twice )
No Earl Boen
LeChuck's laughter
Tales boat intro being too shaky
Tales being too watered down
Tales being too light-hearted
Tales being too compressed
No Sam and Max Hit the Road
No Freelance Police
No Plunge Through Space
No Bill Farmer
No Nick Jameson
No Harvey Atkin
No Robert Tinkler
Tales graphics being too demanding
Reuse of jungle mazes
Mermaids
Morgan's death scene
Voodoo Lady plot twist
Earl Boen not sounding right
Nelson Tethers looks like a Flash game
8. Click and Drag in Sam and Max (Well, since it's pretty much the same thing as 7 as far as I'm concern, I guess it DOES count twice)
Click and Drag icon in Sam and Max
TF2 Sam and Max items
Special psychic power in the Playstation Penal Zone
Shipping taking too long
9. Telltale making Jurassic Park games
Telltale not making Back to the Future instead
10. Telltale making Back to the Future as well
No more Monkey Island for a while
11. The DVD Purcell slipcover
That time Jake shouted Satan's praises on the forums
Telltale having a puppy eating ritual
Tim Curry not being in Jurassic Park
Telltale not making Futurama AGAIN
Complaining about complaining
Complaining about complaining about complaining
the various cries about the controls in every game since Wallace and Gromit (Should I choose this one instead of 7 and 8? It's really all the same thing).
You can add:
12. The way the ToMI merch looks
13. The fact they keep anouncing non-original IPs (Although both Jurassic Park and Back to the Future fall into that one, really)
14. The fact the games are less and less like games and more and more like movies
And let it be recorded I complain about more stuff than Rather Dashing does, in the interest of fairness.
On a completely unimportant note, negative opinions is a misleading expression. There's no set positive or negative because what is positive for me will be negative for another person and vice versa. My positive is someone else's negative. So I can't say it's universally bad. You could say I'm actively working it out for myself as I go as well. I'm saying that there's too much of it. Ridiculously so, like something out of a parody. My why is that quite often people take it way too far and again that there is too much of it too often, often over the most trivial things, like in the instance of the Sam and Max TF2 items and Glasses on the Playstation, both items which everyone started complaining about solely out of a misplaced sense of entitlement. What parts am I missing or leaving out? Or did you already say?
Things have made changes for the better, because people voiced their concerns. If not in the release that was somehow less than what it should have been, then in the next one. And I think that the people who do complain the loudest are often the people who like the company the most, because they know that Telltale can do better and has done better. Yes, you also have your obstinate asses that are just going around and LOOKING for something to consumer rage about, but generally I think it's down to people who genuinely care about what they're getting and who have realistic and reachable expectations.
wow. I don't like complaining apparently.
I'm pretty sure I was a little upset over the ipad thing, but I got over that within two minutes when I saw how everyone was being ridiculous.
Here is my updated list.
1. Wallace and Gromit DVD (Big, big disappointment. I'm not even sure what happened there)
2. The games being in 3D and not 2D
3. The fact the games are less and less like games and more and more like movies
3a. the various cries about the controls in every game since Wallace and Gromit
3a1. Click and Drag in MI
3a2. Click and Drag in Sam and Max
3b. Sam and Max being too demanding
3c. Tales being too easy
4. Tales jungle mazes (To be fair, it would have been better if I had realised you could run before the last episode)
5. Tales reuse of models (I usually don't care about that per se, but I actually mixed up people a LOT and that was a problem)
6. The fact they keep anouncing non-original IPs
6a. Telltale making Jurassic Park games
6b. Telltale making Back to the Future as well
7. The way the ToMI merch looks
7a. The DVD Purcell slipcover
EDIT: okay, updated it in a way I think reflects more what's related to what. I also wish to add, in accordance with what RD said, which I think might change (if not right away, in the future) if I voice the fact I don't like it:
1, 4, 5, 7... possibly 6 to a very small extent, as it depends on more external things.
Let's see ... on that list ... yeah, nothing I'd complain about. I guess I've complained about the complainers, but that's pretty much only when people would not shut up about how much they disliked direct control to the point that single users were creating multiple threads about it, although in different forums, and could not accept people might like direct control. Explaining why you don't like something, fine. Saying that it is inherently stupid and TTG is lying about why they switched and anyone who says they like the new way is a lying kiss-up, not so much.
Um, the non-S&M DVDs were slightly disappointing as well, but since they're more extras I'm not too upset. It does kind of suck that Telltale can't spend the time on those extraneous, cool bits like they used to, I miss the awesome trailers the most, but I guess they don't have the resources for it right now. Of course, if they never get those resources and stick to more conventional, dull trailers and limited extras I will be upset.
Did I make any sense just then? I'm not sure I did.
The Penal Zone Getting Released on iPad first
Tomb of Sammun-Mak not being released on iPad first
I enjoyed watching this chain of forum complaints unfold.
EDIT: Here you go:
I had a good laugh about that.
Anyone ever tell you you're sort of a sick man?
*definition of "always" may vary depending on your location. Limited stock. No rainchecks.
I see Jake's not the only one with a weird sense of humor.
That sounds hilarious. Anyone care to link to it?
What exactly do you mean by that? Do you just mean the more movie-like cinematography and animation that Telltale's been striving for? I personally love the direction they've been going in this respect. Or do you feel the games are somehow less interactive than they could be? In my opinion Telltale's one of the few game companies today that has managed to blend together the story and gameplay elements so well. I feel like a lot of other games from other companies fall into the trap of telling the story just in cut scenes and having only semi-related gameplay that's more of a distraction from the plot than anything else. I feel like Telltale's managed to seamlessly blend together cut scenes, gameplay, and stories in a way that no other developer has really managed.