Best lines from anything ever

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  • edited July 2010
    doodo! wrote: »
    No one found that interesting? Geeze...i thought the guy was a genius when I heard that.

    To of what are you refering?
  • edited July 2010
    JedExodus wrote: »
    I don't like him, he's just too rude for me to be honest. He doesn't offend me or anything like that, I just think he tries too hard to shock

    Well we are all entitled to our own opinions. :)

    But I only like him in Mock the Week, I don't want to see him do stand-up for an hour or so that would just be too much.

    Then I would love to watch Michael McIntyre more. :)
  • edited July 2010
    A few days ago I saw "Ghostbuster 2" in English for the first time, I'm still laughing at this joke:

    http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FcyktkVGUBM&feature=related

    "Do... Re(Raaayy)... (Mi = me)EGOONNNN!"

    Genius, genius!
    It didn't make sense in my language, they were just saying musical notes and then Egon went "Egooonnn".

    Another one is from Half-Life:

    Gordon Freeman "......."

    ... sorry, couldn't resist :p
  • edited July 2010
    This scene from Whose line when Ryan yells
    Like all the others you'll scream "NO NO..... YOUR PHANNY IS A MASTERPIECE!!!!"
  • edited July 2010
    Then I would love to watch Michael McIntyre more. :)

    Yes, that man is brilliant! He's incredibly eccentric, but he's unannoying and, most of all, he's just hilarious! So many of the situations he talks about are situations that you encounter in day-to-day life.
  • edited July 2010
    Please allow me to introduce myself
    I'm a man of wealth and taste
    I've been around for a long, long year
    Stole many a man's soul and fate

    Love the opening (and the rest to be fair) of Sympathy For The Devil.
  • edited July 2010
    This.

    Enough said. It deserves a movie.
  • edited July 2010
    If Rick Astley has taught me one thing, it's to never click on unlabelled youtube links.
  • edited July 2010
    If Rick Astley has taught me anything It's never click on youtube links.

    The one time one got me was Armorgames April Fools Joke
  • edited July 2010
    Since you guys are losers, here's a print screen of the video my link is to.
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  • edited July 2010
    Homestar Runner: Oh you know how it is with airport security. Roll my eyes.
  • edited July 2010
    Garfield Tv Show- Mistakes will Happen: Alright, Odie, it's 8:00 PM. It's time for your midnight snack!
  • edited July 2010
    A Day In The Life Of Paul O'Connell - an impersonation of the Irish Rugby player. The whole thing is filled with hilarious quotes! XD
    (Contains one bit of censored strong language)
    http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=EHc2YwdgIog
  • edited July 2010
    I don't remember if I directed any of you to this video before, but this is from a Spike Milligan sketch.

    Best lines ever

    EditL I appear to have forgotten the link:
    http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=LSHl2CI3ih4
  • edited July 2010
    Oh yeah, in L4D2:

    Nick (After getting shot by Ellis): "Godammit Ellis like what, the zombies aren't bad enough?"
  • edited July 2010
    Any episode of the Dresden Files:

    Harry: Get back in your skull, Bob.
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