Get a Voodoo Reading!
As I got my Voodoo cards a few days ago, I feel I should use my new powers to smite help other people on here.
Post here and I will draw 3 voodoo cards from a shuffled deck and read type them to you.
Post here and I will draw 3 voodoo cards from a shuffled deck and read type them to you.
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What does my future hold? Vast fortunes? Happiness? A purpose?
Your three cards are...
The Mouth... The Victim... Death
The cards tell me that you will fall victim to a mouth, yours or otherwise, and subsequently you will be killed.
So, no fortunes, no happiness, no purpose, in fact, no future.
Hope I've made your day!
Ah well, an excuse to drink then. Bottoms up!
The cards tell me you will be cursed by a mysterious figure, and you will be seduced by a handsome fool as a result.
I think that was just answered, so here is your reading...
The Guide... Disease... Nemesis
I do believe the cards are warning you of a helpful stranger, for he will take you to your worst enemy and that enemy will infect you with a horrible disease.
Interesting; now I just need to find out who that nemesis is. Same with the guide. Now what shall the guide lead the nemesis to? The Pox of LeChuck? I am not a pirate, so not likely... We may see what happens.
Oh boy! I can't wait!
Aren't you married?
I was just lazy about making up meanings for the cards.
Clearly these cards are telling me that The Lothario is a suitor, while The Tower symbolizes your home. A well groomed man will come to your domicile, and one of the following will happen: It will either be during a time of extreme weather, as The Fracture symbolizes natural disaster, or it could mean that you will be together and he will unexpectedly break your heart.
My current forum title happens to be "The One Who Is Married". Furthermore, the fact that I am, in fact, married has been previously established on a plethora of occurrences.
Therefore, I am rather surprised that you should feel compelled to ask me such a question.
It was a rhetorical question.
The Shivress... Strength... The Transformation
Someone will hurt you deeply, but you will overcome this and become a better person. The Tower... Disease... Justice
You will be quarantined for having a certain disease, but you do not actually have it and eventually are freed with compensation. Nemesis... Triumph... Betrayal
A friend will help you beat your greatest foe, but then they will stab you in the back and take all of the credit.
XD
You dont like it? You can have another reading tomorrow
How about I share mine?
Treachery... The Curse... Death
Oh crap
...Wow, that's going to be an interesting time to say the least. By stab me in the back, do you mean literally? Because this does change the outcome quite a bit.
It depends, I guess
The Victim... The Mouth... The Journey
After falling victim to a midday woman's talk show, you set off on an epic quest to rid the world of these horrible things.
God speed!
The Joker... The Transformation... The Devil
You are currently a very light-hearted and fun person. BUT, in the near future, you shall undergo a hideous transformation that will suck the life out of you and leave you a soulless shell.
I guess you're going to live up to your username then!
Well, it was a rhetorical answer.
Well....
BOOOM!
(Brain blows up)
It seems that your broken heart will be healed, but she will kill you for your money. Disease... The Joker... Justice
After being stricken with illness, you go to hospital, and after a visit from the clown doctors, hey ho! you're better! The Victim... The Tower... Treachery
You are being chased, and enter one of those designated "safe houses", but it turns out the people in the "safe house" are even more dangerous.
I didn't think I'd have to keep doing this! Anyone who has the voodoo cards can chip in!