Get a Voodoo Reading!

edited August 2010 in Forum Games
As I got my Voodoo cards a few days ago, I feel I should use my new powers to smite help other people on here.

Post here and I will draw 3 voodoo cards from a shuffled deck and read type them to you.
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  • edited July 2010
    Ooh, me first, me first!
    What does my future hold? Vast fortunes? Happiness? A purpose?
  • edited July 2010
    Let's see...

    Your three cards are...

    The Mouth... The Victim... Death

    The cards tell me that you will fall victim to a mouth, yours or otherwise, and subsequently you will be killed.

    So, no fortunes, no happiness, no purpose, in fact, no future.

    Hope I've made your day!
  • edited July 2010
    I'm in! What does it say for me?
  • edited July 2010
    And how about me? And do you have "The Joker?"
  • edited July 2010
    No future, huh? Dang.
    Ah well, an excuse to drink then. Bottoms up!
  • edited July 2010
    Avistew wrote: »
    I'm in! What does it say for me?
    The Curse... The Joker... The Lothario

    The cards tell me you will be cursed by a mysterious figure, and you will be seduced by a handsome fool as a result.
    Power46 wrote: »
    And how about me? And do you have "The Joker?"
    I think that was just answered, so here is your reading...

    The Guide... Disease... Nemesis

    I do believe the cards are warning you of a helpful stranger, for he will take you to your worst enemy and that enemy will infect you with a horrible disease.
  • edited July 2010
    I think that was just answered, so here is your reading...

    The Guide... Disease... Nemesis

    I do believe the cards are warning you of a helpful stranger, for he will take you to your worst enemy and that enemy will infect you with a horrible disease.

    Interesting; now I just need to find out who that nemesis is. Same with the guide. Now what shall the guide lead the nemesis to? The Pox of LeChuck? I am not a pirate, so not likely... We may see what happens.
  • edited July 2010
    The Curse... The Joker... The Lothario

    The cards tell me you will be cursed by a mysterious figure, and you will be seduced by a handsome fool as a result.

    Oh boy! I can't wait!
  • edited July 2010
    Avistew wrote: »
    Oh boy! I can't wait!

    Aren't you married?
  • edited July 2010
    Aw, I was going to do something like this.

    I was just lazy about making up meanings for the cards.
  • edited July 2010
    do you want a reading?
  • edited July 2010
    Sure.
  • edited July 2010
    The Lothario... The Tower... The Fracture

    Clearly these cards are telling me that The Lothario is a suitor, while The Tower symbolizes your home. A well groomed man will come to your domicile, and one of the following will happen: It will either be during a time of extreme weather, as The Fracture symbolizes natural disaster, or it could mean that you will be together and he will unexpectedly break your heart.
  • edited July 2010
    Aren't you married?

    My current forum title happens to be "The One Who Is Married". Furthermore, the fact that I am, in fact, married has been previously established on a plethora of occurrences.
    Therefore, I am rather surprised that you should feel compelled to ask me such a question.
  • edited July 2010
    go ahead with me
  • edited July 2010
    Ok, create something!
  • edited July 2010
    Well, this should be fun. Why not? :D
  • edited July 2010
    Avistew wrote: »
    My current forum title happens to be "The One Who Is Married". Furthermore, the fact that I am, in fact, married has been previously established on a plethora of occurrences.
    Therefore, I am rather surprised that you should feel compelled to ask me such a question.

    It was a rhetorical question.
    Giant Tope wrote: »
    go ahead with me
    The Shivress... Strength... The Transformation
    Someone will hurt you deeply, but you will overcome this and become a better person.
    GinnyN wrote: »
    Ok, create something!
    The Tower... Disease... Justice
    You will be quarantined for having a certain disease, but you do not actually have it and eventually are freed with compensation.
    Well, this should be fun. Why not? :D
    Nemesis... Triumph... Betrayal
    A friend will help you beat your greatest foe, but then they will stab you in the back and take all of the credit.
  • edited July 2010
    what about another

    XD
  • edited July 2010
    Giant Tope wrote: »
    what about another

    XD

    You dont like it? You can have another reading tomorrow
  • edited July 2010
    naw, im just bored
  • edited July 2010
    Giant Tope wrote: »
    naw, im just bored

    How about I share mine?

    Treachery... The Curse... Death

    Oh crap
  • edited July 2010
    Nemesis... Triumph... Betrayal
    A friend will help you beat your greatest foe, but then they will stab you in the back and take all of the credit.

    ...Wow, that's going to be an interesting time to say the least. By stab me in the back, do you mean literally? Because this does change the outcome quite a bit. :p
  • edited July 2010
    ...Wow, that's going to be an interesting time to say the least. By stab me in the back, do you mean literally? Because this does change the outcome quite a bit. :p

    It depends, I guess
  • edited July 2010
    Me me!
  • edited July 2010
    Ignatius wrote: »
    Me me!

    The Victim... The Mouth... The Journey

    After falling victim to a midday woman's talk show, you set off on an epic quest to rid the world of these horrible things.

    God speed!
  • edited July 2010
    Cool, do me!
  • edited July 2010
    Soultaker wrote: »
    Cool, do me!

    The Joker... The Transformation... The Devil

    You are currently a very light-hearted and fun person. BUT, in the near future, you shall undergo a hideous transformation that will suck the life out of you and leave you a soulless shell.

    I guess you're going to live up to your username then!
  • edited July 2010
    Uh oh... if I'm supposed to be light-hearted and fun now I'm not sure what I'll become. :eek:
  • edited July 2010
    It was a rhetorical question.

    Well, it was a rhetorical answer.
  • edited July 2010
    Avistew wrote: »
    Well, it was a rhetorical answer.

    Well....

    BOOOM!

    (Brain blows up)
  • edited July 2010
    Do me next!
  • edited July 2010
    Hit me!
  • edited July 2010
    Show me what the cards say about me!
  • edited July 2010
    Spadge wrote: »
    Do me next!
    The Healer... The Shivress... The Devil
    It seems that your broken heart will be healed, but she will kill you for your money.
    Klatuu wrote: »
    Hit me!
    Disease... The Joker... Justice
    After being stricken with illness, you go to hospital, and after a visit from the clown doctors, hey ho! you're better!
    Neelo wrote: »
    Show me what the cards say about me!
    The Victim... The Tower... Treachery
    You are being chased, and enter one of those designated "safe houses", but it turns out the people in the "safe house" are even more dangerous.
  • edited July 2010
    Now, please give me another reading.
  • edited July 2010
    can i have now
  • edited July 2010
    Me?
  • edited July 2010
    Power46 wrote: »
    Now, please give me another reading.
    Giant Tope wrote: »
    can i have now
    Me?

    I didn't think I'd have to keep doing this! Anyone who has the voodoo cards can chip in!
  • edited July 2010
    Ok, I'm ready to see my fate.
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