Favourite lines from 305
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I laughed out loud at Sybil talking about her honeymoon, then Sam saying "That was a lovely story, and one you must never mention again in my presence"
What about yours?
I laughed out loud at Sybil talking about her honeymoon, then Sam saying "That was a lovely story, and one you must never mention again in my presence"
What about yours?
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"I wanted scaly bat wings! Not spine spikes!"
"You COPS are really getting on my nerves."
"And soon Max's nerves... will be on you."
YEEEEEAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHH!
-Fake Max: Neeeeeeerrrrddd!
-Sam: Molemen molemen molemen
-Sammun-Mak: for the last time stop it!
-Sam: Rabbit Season!
-Sammun-Mak: I SAID STOP-..wait, where't you suppose to say "Molemen"?
*door opens*
-Sammun-Mak: ...Damnit
"It was harder... and more complex... and longer... and the voices were..."
Forgot the exact line word for word but something about him being unable to move the rock and wishing he's paid attention to the curling finals in the Olympics.
Abe Lincoln: Now I'm not one for speeches...
Dear God, this. I can't remember the last time I laughed that hard. (And I just about doubled over at, "...pennies?" too.) Honorable mentions also go to the Hit the Road shout-out, and this, which is currently my AIM status:
-Sammun-Mak: Why on earth should I help YOU?
-Sam: Because you're a brain in a jar, and I know how to boil things.
Sybil: You do?
Sam: Tax deductions.
Sam: He's just the manifaction of Max's super-ego.
Papierwaite: Oh...
Norrington: Makes sense.
Random Gorilla Clone: See? Again with the hobos! What's his problem anyway?
Sam: Don't kill him, Flint. He's Grandpa Stinky.
Flint: Oh okay.
Sam: You're LYING!
Narrator: Oh well, I guess I have to come clean. I've been brought by much supreme beings in order to aid you in your quests. I believe likes of you can call me an "angel".
Sam: Oh... Really?
Narrator: Of COURSE NOT. I'm the manifestation of the superego of a psychopathic bunny who's gifted psychic powers and turned into a gigantic monster by a superpowered Toybox. Sometimes the best answer is the much simpler one.
Giant Max's Sailor Moon pose, Narrator's ability of working the title in aaand all Sam Jr. moments were also pretty great.
This! I completely forgot it was the comics, too, but it doesn't make it any less funnier.
I nearly fell out of my chair at that happened. The look on their faces is just perfect.
One of my other favorites is the Narrator's title drop and subsequent nod to the audience: "Didn't think I could work in the title, did you?"
Sam: I think you are just racionalizating all the bad things you are doing just to feel better to yourself
The Narrator: ... Dah... I'm the Super-Ego, that's basically what I do.
And all the part of Blowing up the North East Part of USA just because Max didn't hear him in his life. That was soooo Max. In a way.
Sam: I feel that was just yesterday when I see him hatch. Which is odd, because that happened just hours ago.
Momma Bosco: I see you are trying to write a letter, do you want any assistance?
And when you active Max's Controls but just the legs. That was fun, but I cannot remember it.
Dr. Norrington: Walk it off, princess!
Flaming Head-Max: Troo-la-loo-la-loo...
Grandpa Stinky: Hey! That's an Irish lullabye!
Sam: What's the problem, junior?
Sam Jr.: (sobbing) I never learned to read!
Max is doing Guybrush dance 8D
When did this one happen?! I wanna hear iiiiit
Talk to Papierwaite when you just get into Max's stomach, but do it BEFORE you put the espresso in the food processor.
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I think he even says "OF COURSE NOT, that would be stupid!", doesn't he? Which makes it even funnier
Yeah I totally forgot that part! >.<
Those lines are pure genious. And I was expecting the Mariachis to appear.
Yeah, I lost my mouthful of water at that point, and then his explanation of it afterwards "To avoid permanent damage" -
When was this one?
I think that was in Max's Inventory, when you click on the Mariachi Frogs for the first time.
(Paraphrasing...)
Sam: Max's superego is a monochromatic, fey, British gentleman?
Narrator: Hmm. Yes. Well, you're fat. It seems that neither of us gets the respect we deserve.
Curt: Soon your BFF...will be DOA.
Chippy: PREEEEEYYYYOOOOOOOOW!
There's probably a billion others, but...that's all I can remember right now.
(looks at enzymes)
Sam:"I always knew Max was using performance enhancers"
Spore:"Another party member! Oh, this is going to be the best campaign ever!"
(sees the telephone)
Sam:"Must be a cellular phone."
Sam:"It sounds like you're just rationalizing away ever evil decision you make just to convince yourself it's right!"
Narrator:"Cha, yeah, SUPER-EGO! That's pretty much what I do."
+ The one in my siggy
Balso I love that 'Battery' Park was a park with GIANT batteries.
Spore: WE ARE FUELED BY THE INEXTINGUISABLE FLAMES OF THE HUMAN IMAGINATION! Also, kerosene.
Sam: I can't see any kerosene. Where is the supply line?
Spore: That's none of your damn...
Sam: *slaps* Na-ah, noone else can use my little buddy's catchphrases.
*Spore flies away with a shocked face*