Funniest Quotes in Season Three
Now while The Devil's Playhouse is a unusually heavily story-based season, it is no stranger to comedy. Here we're going to write down our favorite jokes in Season Three.
1) The Penal Zone: During Max's first teleportation:
Max (skeletal version, with a flaming head): Enjoying the RIDE Sam!? HA, HA, HA ,HA!!!
The scenery, the expression on Sam's face, the way Max looks the whole way, the quote, the laughter, HIGHLARIOUS!!!!
2) The Penal Zone: During the intro, corresponding quotes from Sam & Max:
Max: I can't WAIT to get my palms on that DAMN DIRTY APE!
Sam: Say hello, to my little buddy!
Parodying well-known quotes have never been so awesome.
3) The City That Dares Not Sleep: At certain points with the flaming Max spores:
Max Spores: SLEEEEEP!!!!
Is it me, or do those guys make ANYONE laugh with that? It's predictable, overused, but damn is it funny.
4) The City That Dares Not Sleep: When you first enter the Inventory room:
Sam: I guess this is where Max keeps his stuff.
Max Spores: Nah, that's a couple stories down.
Subtle sexual innuendo FTW.
5) The City That Dares Not Sleep: The first time you enter the feet:
All of Sam's fat jokes to Sybil.
The funniest thing is the sheer irony of it all.
6) Beyond the Alley of the Dolls: Sam's daydream cutscene (can be initiated at the docks when you click on the Samulacra's underwear):
While technically this isn't a quote, it should be. Words would make Sam's self-issues problems even funnier.
1) The Penal Zone: During Max's first teleportation:
Max (skeletal version, with a flaming head): Enjoying the RIDE Sam!? HA, HA, HA ,HA!!!
The scenery, the expression on Sam's face, the way Max looks the whole way, the quote, the laughter, HIGHLARIOUS!!!!
2) The Penal Zone: During the intro, corresponding quotes from Sam & Max:
Max: I can't WAIT to get my palms on that DAMN DIRTY APE!
Sam: Say hello, to my little buddy!
Parodying well-known quotes have never been so awesome.
3) The City That Dares Not Sleep: At certain points with the flaming Max spores:
Max Spores: SLEEEEEP!!!!
Is it me, or do those guys make ANYONE laugh with that? It's predictable, overused, but damn is it funny.
4) The City That Dares Not Sleep: When you first enter the Inventory room:
Sam: I guess this is where Max keeps his stuff.
Max Spores: Nah, that's a couple stories down.
Subtle sexual innuendo FTW.
5) The City That Dares Not Sleep: The first time you enter the feet:
All of Sam's fat jokes to Sybil.
The funniest thing is the sheer irony of it all.
6) Beyond the Alley of the Dolls: Sam's daydream cutscene (can be initiated at the docks when you click on the Samulacra's underwear):
While technically this isn't a quote, it should be. Words would make Sam's self-issues problems even funnier.
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Max: "Right in the PENAL Zone!"
(jingling sound)
Norrington: Pennies?!?
Spore: NEEEEEEEEEEERDDDDDD!
Sameth: Because we're all *clown honk* little buddy.
Sam: Does the general want a banana?
General Skun'Kape:I see! Because I resemble your earth Gorillas you assume I want a banana. I'm glad to see that earthlings are still so charmingly racist.
Sam:Relax, buddy, we're just making sure you're getting enough potassium.
The Tomb of Sammun-Mak:
Sameth (Ventriloquized by Maximus):*Fart* Sorry those beans from the dining car just caught up with me! My name's Sameth by the way. *Fart* Whoops! There it goes again!
They Stole Max's Brain:
All of Sammun-Mak's violent recallings of his time.
Beyond the Alley of the dolls:
Girl Stinky:*Silence*
Sam:LIAR!
The City That Dares not Sleep:
The Narrator's reaction to when Sam interrupts him by opening the door "Do you mind? I-Oh now you've just ruined it!"
Max: I never run out of bullets!
Sign-spinner: Is it supposed to be dark? It doesn't make sense.
Noir Sam: Sue Me
-Sam: "It was a diferent kind of complexity"
-Fake Max: "And longer too. And the voices were..."
-Sam: "Allright Fake Max, we get it"
-Momma Bosco: "He will overwork his brain so hard, it will catch fire and explode!"
-Max: "Oh I have to see THAT!"
-Sam: "You can't see that Max, your brain will catch fire and explode!"
-Max: "Well that's why you have to record it for me, Sam. Duh!"
-Narrator: "Of course not, that would be stupid. I'm the manifestation of the Super-Ego of a psychic rabbit detective transformed into a gigant beast by a toybox filled with toys from another dimension. Sometimes the simplest of reasons are the correct ones"
(Anything out of Noir Sam)
-Sameth: Point and Click Adventure Games!!
The way this line is done, it's PERFECT! The pause in the music, the looks he gets from everyone else there, perfect
Yeah, it took me a while to get over this one and resume playing. Such a shameless plug, I couldn't believe my ears initially
Sam: So what are you going to do, brain, take over the world?
Woah, I never noticed this was a reference until you pointed it out. Clever!
How exactly can I click on their underwear O_O Ive tried getting this scene but so far no dice. Does it work for everyone else?
Max:''Where did you get so much money Sam?....and where do you keep it?''
Sam:''A.We save a lot of money since we started living in the Desoto and B.Thats none of your damn business.''
Sam:''Max is all Short term memory loss, I have to bring him up to speed every once in a while.''
Max:''AH GIANT TALKING DOG!''
Computer:''Error, cannot remove inventory, where do you keep your personal items?''
Max: ''Thats not of your damn business Computer!''