Video Game Crushes

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  • edited October 2010
    puzzlebox wrote: »
    Golly, I hope so. Most of my video game crushes are so old and pixellated that any actual physical contact would be rather painful.

    Be careful or you'll cut yourself. Is pixelcut anything like paper cut? It could be awful.
  • puzzleboxpuzzlebox Telltale Alumni
    edited October 2010
    Tell you what I WOULD like to screw though...

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    Oh yeah. I'd screw that good.
  • edited October 2010
    Something hot that i'd love to bone

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  • edited October 2010
    puzzlebox wrote: »
    Golly, I hope so. Most of my video game crushes are so old and pixellated that any actual physical contact would be rather painful.

    So what you're saying is that it would be like making out with Grace Jones?
  • edited October 2010
    puzzlebox wrote: »
    Golly, I hope so. Most of my video game crushes are so old and pixellated that any actual physical contact would be rather painful.

    I hope so, too. One of mine is a stylized skeleton. :p
  • edited October 2010
    Jen Kollic wrote: »
    I'm surprised nobody's mentioned Dr Momma Bosco yet! Now that is one FINE not-quite-mad scientist! IMO, she's hotter than Morgan. (proportions are a bit less crazy)

    Damn! I knew I forgot someone. Also Girl Stinky.
  • edited October 2010
    I knew when I started this thread that it would go to some depraved places, but you guys have really outdone yourselves. Congratulations.

    If anyone needs me, I'll be off lowering my standards.
  • edited October 2010
    If anyone needs me, I'll be off lowering my standards.

    4chan?
  • edited October 2010
    this thread is like saying you think sam is hot and skinny (i do not think that about sam)
  • edited October 2010
    I like Valve's Girls, but Zoey (L4D) and Chloe (I think that's her name) in Portal are stand-outs.

    Also, the chick from Blood Rayne.
  • edited October 2010
    BoneFreak wrote: »
    Chloe in Portal


    It's Chell.
  • edited October 2010
    I rather liked Aya from Infinite Undiscovery:
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    Even had a few... interesting... dreams about her ;)
  • edited October 2010
    4chan?

    No, my standards will never be that low. I think Telltale would shut down the forum long before it ever got bad enough for me to lower them that far.
  • edited October 2010
    Only one crush, which I was annoyed at, never thought I'd find a video game character attractive, but what got me was Eva from MGS3, she was just awesome.
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  • edited October 2010
    Damn! I knew I forgot someone. Also Girl Stinky.

    what about grampa stunky
  • edited October 2010
    The best thread in a while doubt it will last much longer...SEX!
  • edited October 2010
    doodo! wrote: »
    The best thread in a while doubt it will last much longer...SEX!

    awww yeah

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  • edited October 2010
    Er, ok. Why not?

    Celes Chere:
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    Sophitia Alexandra:
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  • edited October 2010
    bosbeetle wrote: »
    Annah

    Woot! Planescape: TORMENT for the WIN! Most awesome CRPG ever made (though annoyingly realistic that your *character* has to learn something for you to be able to progress even if *you* know it...)
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    Sophitia Alexandra

    I prefer Cassandra myself, but I'm too back and forth on her to really consider her a crush. Same with Lara Croft. Sometimes both characters are awesome to me, and sometimes I see them and wonder what I saw in them before. I guess it varies from game to game.

    Also, I can't stand Soul Calibur and I've never had the opportunity to play Tomb Raider, so I haven't really had a lot of exposure to either character (and have never heard Lara Croft speak, so it came as quite a surprise when I found out recently that she's British).
  • edited October 2010
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    Grampa Pickles?
  • puzzleboxpuzzlebox Telltale Alumni
    edited October 2010
    Remolay wrote: »
    Grampa Pickles?

    I suspect he's just funnin'.

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    caeska wrote: »
    Hell no. Best game ever.

    Penumbra is the scariest game ive ever played....Im to scared to play Amnesia:eek:
  • edited October 2010
    Maya Fey

    I admit, she is just really cute.
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    Molluk the Glukkon

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  • edited October 2010
    Wow, you are all nerds who need to get a life! And, guess what? Me too!
    Morgan LeFlay (This is obvious, I guess. And I'm not gonna post a picture of her, since there are tons already in this forum)
    Alyx Vance
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    *Un-drowned Ophelia
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    Amata Almovodar
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    Kya (from Kya, Dark Lineage)
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  • edited October 2010
    Oh, god. I have such a soft spot for Asad (Suikoden) that its not even funny.
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    Also Axel from Kingdom Hearts. Did I mention I really, really have a thing for redheads?
  • edited October 2010
    Honestly? I find myself more interested in video game girls who wear clothes then those who don't. I'm scared I'm becoming desensitised to naked women...

    So anyway. VGGs I find myself liking, if nothing else.

    - Alyx Vance
    - Jin Sun-Kwon (screw you, Extraction Point)
    - Keira Hagai
    - Talwyn Apogee

    ...I'm sure there's more, but whatever.
  • edited October 2010
    - Jin Sun-Kwon (screw you, Extraction Point)

    At least the expansions weren't canon. I'm sure that's worth something.
  • edited October 2010
    doodo! wrote: »
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    Oh, yes!!
  • edited October 2010
    I used to have the biggest crush on the Link from Majora's Mask (I played it before Ocarina of Time) back when I was still only ten years old. I can think of a lot of girls of several ages who have had a crush on adult Link but I've yet to find any who have ever crushed on the young one but me, haha.

    Now, probably the video game character I've found the most "attractive" so far is Godot from Phoenix Wright.
    Especially when he's still Diego.
    I've also always had a soft spot for Otacon from the Metal Gear Solid series, and also Louis from Left 4 Dead. I don't think it's ever gotten far enough to the point of actually "crushing" though.

    If we wanna talk girl-crushes, I'd say Chie from Persona 4 I've found the most attractive. Alyx from Half Life 2 is pretty cool, too.
  • edited October 2010
    Chie was probably the character I hung out with the most in P4 (screw Yosuke, she was totally my bro). Her social like was awesome give it was pretty much 'let's kick the crap out of bullies and eat steak' for a good chunk of it.


    In terms of crushes, I'd probably list these gents on the top three.

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    Raven (Raymond) from Fire Emblem

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    Clive Winslet from Wild Arms 3

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    Yuri Hyuga from Shadow Hearts and Shadow Hearts: covenant
  • edited October 2010
    Remolay wrote: »
    also that one blue Twiilek girl whose name escapes me

    You mean Mission Vao?
  • edited October 2010
    That was it. Thank you.
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    Got wood?
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