Your avatar has been explained! If it's any consolation, Rei was everyone's favourite. EVERYONE'S.
One of my secret shames is that tucked away hidden deep in my closet is a larger than life-size Rei Ayanami poster. (I ordered it off ebay and mistook the measurements as centimeters when they were in fact in inches )
Dash, if I were a religious man I'd say there's a very special hell for you. A hell normally reserved for child molesters and people who talk at the movies. Also, for people who hate Firefly.
One of my secret shames is that tucked away hidden deep in my closet is a larger than life-size Rei Ayanami poster. (I ordered it off ebay and mistook the measurements as centimeters when they were in fact in inches )
I don't think I have anything to say about this beyond the fact that I once owned a certain wall scroll during my weeaboo high school phase. That is all.
Also, who says she's not bisexual? That totally exists and it's totally awesome.
Exactly! So you can fantasy-date her and fantasy add to the huge number of people looking for "a third who will like us both equally and be willing to be with both of us and nobody else, but only when all three of us are present, she can't be along with one of us. Oh, and also, we'll continue seeing each other as a couple without her and she needs to be fine with that too."
At least, that the kind of things people often mean when they talk about how bisexual females are awesome.
Also, who says she's not bisexual? That totally exists and it's totally awesome.
So, essentially, you've taken on the same logic as slashfic writers, forcing male characters into gay or bisexual orientations so they can pair male characters together. After all, as long as they DIDN'T say they liked it up the butt, then why not? Hell, even if they did, that's just a secret way to admit that they do! You know, much like Veronica, whose response to "stay close" when she's already close is "This is as close as I get unless you're a leggy brunette."
But unlike slashfic writers who pair characters together, this is a more personal way to pair fictional characters up with you, and thus it's even more pathetic.
So, essentially, you've taken on the same logic as slashfic writers, forcing male characters into gay or bisexual orientations so they can pair male characters together. After all, as long as they DIDN'T say they liked it up the butt, then why not? Hell, even if they did, that's just a secret way to admit that they do! You know, much like Veronica, whose response to "stay close" when she's already close is "This is as close as I get unless you're a leggy brunette."
But unlike slashfic writers who pair characters together, this is a more personal way to pair fictional characters up with you, and thus it's even more pathetic.
That can't be true! That's impossible!
Also, I applaud you for knowing more about tiny tidbits of Fallout than I do.
"a third who will like us both equally and be willing to be with both of us and nobody else, but only when all three of us are present, she can't be along with one of us. Oh, and also, we'll continue seeing each other as a couple without her and she needs to be fine with that too."
So, essentially, you've taken on the same logic as slashfic writers, forcing male characters into gay or bisexual orientations so they can pair male characters together. After all, as long as they DIDN'T say they liked it up the butt, then why not?
Hey, liking it up the butt has nothing to do with being gay. Sexual orientation isn't about the kind of acts you like, but who you want to do them with. A straight guy who likes using toys or having toys used on him (by a woman) is still straight, just like a gay woman who likes using toys or having toys used on her (by a woman) is still gay.
Plus it's not even like all gay guys have/like anal sex anyways. Way to generalize here.
Hey, liking it up the butt has nothing to do with being gay. Sexual orientation isn't about the kind of acts you like, but who you want to do them with. A straight guy who likes using toys or having toys used on him (by a woman) is still straight, just like a gay woman who likes using toys or having toys used on her (by a woman) is still gay.
Plus it's not even like all gay guys have/like anal sex anyways. Way to generalize here.
What are you if you only liked Tails because you thought he was actually female? (true story)
What are you if you only liked Tails because you thought he was actually female? (true story)
Since you're probably referring to yourself, the answer of "what are you" is always "weird".
Otherwise, being attracted to someone (something?) because you think it's female means you're attracted to females regardless of whether they're female or male. Seems pretty straightforward to me.
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April (The Longest Journey):
and
Heather from Silent Hill3:
And Elain from Tales was mighty cute as well
...This can't be healthy.
He sort of looks like Solid Snake when hes in disguise.
Zoey from Left 4 Dead:
A different Zoe, Zoë Castillo from Dreamfall:
Jill Valentine from Resident Evil:
Laverne from Day of the Tentacle: (Yoo-hoo, Mister Tentacle guy!)
Cammy from Street Fighter:
Vela from Jet Force Gemini:
Last but certainly not least Samus from Metroid:
I've never played a Kingdom Hearts game before, but now I want to... a lot! (Curse my weakness for blue hair!)
AWWWWWWWWW YEEEEEEEEEEAAAAAAAHHHHHHHH
Your avatar has been explained! If it's any consolation, Rei was everyone's favourite. EVERYONE'S.
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One of my secret shames is that tucked away hidden deep in my closet is a larger than life-size Rei Ayanami poster. (I ordered it off ebay and mistook the measurements as centimeters when they were in fact in inches
Wait, is your crush Hagrid or Hedwig? (Or I guess Harry?)
...So not only do you have a crush on a non-existing woman, you have a crush on a non-existing lesbian. Forever alone does not cut it here, folks. =p
Crush is a strong word, but the girls I have a fondness for are, in no particular order:
(Other M excepted)
Oh man, I was so serious too! (that was my sarcasm voice)
The paratrooper on the left always kinda looked like he was making eyes at me.
Actually, now that I see them side by side, they look very much alike!
You can't have ALL the hot ones. At least leave GlaDoS, man >_>
You take that back! Hagrid's awesome!
Dash, if I were a religious man I'd say there's a very special hell for you. A hell normally reserved for child molesters and people who talk at the movies. Also, for people who hate Firefly.
Also, who says she's not bisexual? That totally exists and it's totally awesome.
I don't think I have anything to say about this beyond the fact that I once owned a certain wall scroll during my weeaboo high school phase. That is all.
Exactly! So you can fantasy-date her and fantasy add to the huge number of people looking for "a third who will like us both equally and be willing to be with both of us and nobody else, but only when all three of us are present, she can't be along with one of us. Oh, and also, we'll continue seeing each other as a couple without her and she needs to be fine with that too."
At least, that the kind of things people often mean when they talk about how bisexual females are awesome.
But unlike slashfic writers who pair characters together, this is a more personal way to pair fictional characters up with you, and thus it's even more pathetic.
That can't be true! That's impossible!
Also, I applaud you for knowing more about tiny tidbits of Fallout than I do.
Relevant.
Hey, liking it up the butt has nothing to do with being gay. Sexual orientation isn't about the kind of acts you like, but who you want to do them with. A straight guy who likes using toys or having toys used on him (by a woman) is still straight, just like a gay woman who likes using toys or having toys used on her (by a woman) is still gay.
Plus it's not even like all gay guys have/like anal sex anyways. Way to generalize here.
What are you if you only liked Tails because you thought he was actually female? (true story)
Since you're probably referring to yourself, the answer of "what are you" is always "weird".
Otherwise, being attracted to someone (something?) because you think it's female means you're attracted to females regardless of whether they're female or male. Seems pretty straightforward to me.
Achievement unlocked: get called weird by a Canadian.
Fanks avi