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love to the rescue

roumeazroumeaz
edited November 2010 in General Chat
quick you must help me - this instant

my beloved girl:susan.png has birthday right now ... and in some minutes we are uh .. dining together... i am not one percent german in my heart .. every word i say is just a ridiculous joke in a germans ear(including susan) .. so damn man .. i need to give her some kind of present that calms her down .. she never has much time for me .. :(
a mini time-machine would be soo awesome :)

Comments

  • RingmasterJ5RingmasterJ5
    edited November 2010
    ..what?
  • VainamoinenVainamoinen Moderator
    edited November 2010
    ...double-what??

    We'll gladly help, but what?? ;)
  • doodo!doodo!
    edited November 2010
    Hmm...you were dishonest with her and are afraid she'll be mad? Your uncertain about your feelings? What exactly are you talking about?
  • JedExodusJedExodus
    edited November 2010
    Flowers and jewellery. Fin
  • roumeazroumeaz
    edited November 2010
    a blood-red media-player it shall be .. with cute pink-white earphones .. and some nice kraut-music ..
  • Giant TopeGiant Tope
    edited November 2010
    Were you unbanned or never banned in the first place?

    Also, where's that snow you promised you would make in san diego 5 months ago?
  • roumeazroumeaz
    edited November 2010
    sir i am one very disciplined secret service man - why do you want me to break rule number one ???
  • Giant TopeGiant Tope
    edited November 2010
    So you're dishonest. Got it.
  • FealiksFealiks
    edited November 2010
    Great thread. 5 stars, would read again.
  • PecanBluePecanBlue
    edited November 2010
    So let me get this straight. You have a girlfriend, her birthday is today, but you, for some reason, waited until the last minute to buy her a present and now you're asking a forum to give you suggestions on a last-minute present for your own girlfriend that you should know more than us?

    Ok.
  • roumeazroumeaz
    edited November 2010
    letting it snow: think of me as agent suberball .. i could .. but i wont
    (in other words my american heart stayed to long in germany .. i lost the funk .. the passion .. mojo .. the lust just to jump into action ...)

    i love advice from others ... (last-minute present)
  • GaryCXJkGaryCXJk
    edited November 2010
    Song.

    No matter how bad you sing, girls will melt if you sing for them.

    Either that or their eardrums shatter like glass.
  • doodo!doodo!
    edited November 2010
    http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=v8e6-IeQ0aw
  • roumeazroumeaz
    edited November 2010
    ah yeah :)
  • PainDealerPainDealer
    edited November 2010
    Sooooo, how did it go? We HAVE to know now that you brought this up :D
  • roumeazroumeaz
    edited November 2010
    she loves the present :)

    but she has to work very hard .. i nearly never see her :(

    who cares about the listeners anyway .. WHAT IS MILES HIGH AND BLACK ?
  • RingmasterJ5RingmasterJ5
    edited November 2010
    roumeaz wrote: »
    she loves the present :)

    but she has to work very hard .. i nearly never see her :(

    who cares about the listeners anyway .. WHAT IS MILES HIGH AND BLACK ?

    Now, we're back to ...what?
  • ShaggEShaggE
    edited November 2010
    roumeaz wrote: »
    WHAT IS MILES HIGH AND BLACK ?

    Miles high is how high you are when you've elevated by two miles or more.

    Black is the darkest possible shade. It's also Lewis Black's last name.
  • roumeazroumeaz
    edited November 2010
    atlantis.jpg
  • RingmasterJ5RingmasterJ5
    edited November 2010
    Again, ...what?
  • roumeazroumeaz
    edited November 2010
    http://www.youtube.com/results?search_query=captain+sensible+wot
    and another one .. much more epic and less judaea style .. (atlantis in its early days):
    http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=uQYDvQ1HH-E
    ok its enough .. i give up .. i will work from now on only for god:

    stop wasting your time (americans that are no more american) with remembering stuff from tv..
    learn .. Rudolph Steiner .. he knowed it all .. about the fallen Cultures that failed the test ... about the heroes that were not able to be cool enough .... about all the children of today that poison their brains with handy's . n stuff .. http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=GMmdN48WhNI&NR=1&feature=fvwp .. .. http://www.anthroposophy.org/

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