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  • RemolayRemolay
    edited July 2011
    THERE lS NO ESCAPE!
  • Debbie82Debbie82
    edited July 2011
    What, would you have us hold hands and skip along the beach too?
  • KlatuuKlatuu
    edited July 2011
    Oh, sorry. Sometimes I forget you guys are Luddites.
  • Debbie82Debbie82
    edited July 2011
    Now listen here, ya fleshy sack of chum, you'd better be handin' over that golden sea turtle or I'll be handin' ya yer liver on the pointy end of me hook!
  • Chyron8472Chyron8472
    edited July 2011
    I will make hat from you, little bunny.
  • tredlowtredlow
    edited July 2011
    Can I make a tennis racket outta him?
  • Chyron8472Chyron8472
    edited July 2011
    Er... I'm over this way.
  • Debbie82Debbie82
    edited July 2011
    Oh no! Someone's shooting at me! It's coming from the beach!
  • MichaelJ Fox isAntarctianMichaelJ Fox isAntarctian
    edited July 2011
    AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

    Nelson Tethers screaming at gnomes.
  • KlatuuKlatuu
    edited July 2011
    It was horrible!
  • Chyron8472Chyron8472
    edited July 2011
    Sure as I'm standin' here, they're wriggling about yer scalp like a pack of wretched sea-lions!
  • KlatuuKlatuu
    edited July 2011
    Too much information, man. You're Too Much Information Man.
  • tredlowtredlow
    edited July 2011
    You can't just start makin' up terrible new characters!
  • KlatuuKlatuu
    edited July 2011
    Nice try, but I don't believe in you either.
  • Debbie82Debbie82
    edited July 2011
    Well, let's just see what happens when I ...PULL OFF YOUR MASK!!
  • tredlowtredlow
    edited July 2011
    Like I've said before, this is not a mask. It's my face. But hey, I'll give it a shot!
  • Debbie82Debbie82
    edited July 2011
    I've seen a tougher face on a newborn.
  • Debbie82Debbie82
    edited July 2011
    It looks like a lady's grapple!
  • Chyron8472Chyron8472
    edited July 2011
    Creepy pants all the time get some.

    http://www.homestarrunner.com/sbemail127.swf
  • Debbie82Debbie82
    edited July 2011
    Something about monkeys, or pants, I don't know.
  • Debbie82Debbie82
    edited July 2011
    My assessment of your cannon-operating skills, not to mention your personal appearance, odor and intelligence, is that you are unmistakably inferior in each of those criteria.
  • Chyron8472Chyron8472
    edited July 2011
    Debbie82 wrote: »
    My assessment of your cannon-operating skills, not to mention your personal appearance, odor and intelligence, is that you are unmistakably inferior in each of those criteria.

    Your odor alone makes me aggravated, agitated and infuriated.
  • lombrelombre
    edited July 2011
    Whoa, it's been upgraded to stank!
  • Chyron8472Chyron8472
    edited July 2011
    [...] and all I got was this stupid T-shirt.
  • SarendorSarendor
    edited July 2011
    Har Har Har!
  • Debbie82Debbie82
    edited July 2011
    My possibly dead mother could shoot a cannon better than you can!
  • SarendorSarendor
    edited July 2011
    So's your mother!
  • lombrelombre
    edited July 2011
    Is that you, mother? I washed my hands.
  • SarendorSarendor
    edited July 2011
    Wut didja say bout my motha?!?!
  • Debbie82Debbie82
    edited July 2011
    Your mama's so fat, it's probably a serious health risk for her. She might want to visit a physician about that.
  • SarendorSarendor
    edited July 2011
    The Doctor is OUT! Out of his freakin' mind, maybe.
  • Debbie82Debbie82
    edited August 2011
    Threepwood! Stay away from my laboratorium!
  • KlatuuKlatuu
    edited August 2011
    You remember Momma Bosco's lab, don't you, Max?
  • Chyron8472Chyron8472
    edited August 2011
    Are you asking me if I ever schtupped Momma Bosco?
  • Debbie82Debbie82
    edited August 2011
    I've got five or six impossible things to do, and I don't have time to listen to you kvetch.
  • Debbie82Debbie82
    edited August 2011
    I've got a golden parrot in my coat! I'll give it to you if you go away!
  • KlatuuKlatuu
    edited August 2011
    Really, Sam? That's the best you've got for "use gun with gorilla"? It's like I don't even know you anymore.
  • Chyron8472Chyron8472
    edited August 2011
    Use... claw thingy... with... yourself.
  • Debbie82Debbie82
    edited August 2011
    His plumbing is still in working order. But his internal compass is another matter.
  • Chyron8472Chyron8472
    edited August 2011
    Wow, a whole bucket o' mud, AND IT'S MINE, ALL MINE!
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