[Consolidated Saucerfoot annoyances] why

edited January 2011 in General Chat
why are you guys doing this to me for
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  • edited December 2010
    Because, you are a troll.
  • edited December 2010
    Because we all voted...
  • edited December 2010
    Because you're actually in Hell.
  • edited December 2010
    If I were you and got banned i'd try leave with a bit of dignity. Or come back under cover of darkness

    I wouldn't make a pile of begging threads. Lame
  • edited December 2010
    Because your mum
  • edited December 2010
    You are tearing him apart Lis
    TellTale!
  • edited December 2010
    LEAVE BRITNEY ALONE!!!11one1
  • edited December 2010
    Ash735 wrote: »
    You are tearing him apart Lis
    TellTale!

    Teehee
  • edited December 2010
    Because....


    You've won!!! Congratulations, please! The forum's yours you can move in anytime you like. Bring the whole family. But don't forget what happened to the troll who suddenly got everything he'd always wanted...


    Terrible, terrible, grusome things :D
  • edited December 2010
    Seriously, because you've burned all your bridges, used all of your chances. You've thoroughly demonstrated that you can't behave yourself on these forums, and threads like this one are just further proof.

    Also, that kid whose sandwich you stole in first grade paid us five bucks to be mean to you.
  • edited December 2010
    I liked the part where he pretended to be his own brother.
  • edited December 2010
    Also, that kid whose sandwich you stole in first grade paid us five bucks to be mean to you.

    Why didn't I hear about that deal? I love five bucks!
  • edited December 2010
    I should clarify, it wasn't five bucks each, it was five bucks to share between us. We bought a few packs of gum and everybody got one piece.
  • edited December 2010
    My piece turned me into a blueberry. Little men danced around me and sang a song about how I shouldn't chew gum all the time.
  • edited December 2010
    Yeah...sorry. The opportunity was too good to pass up, so I paid them $80 to do that. Apparently they know how much that is.
  • edited December 2010
    Yeah...sorry. The opportunity was too good to pass up, so I paid them $80 to do that. Apparently they know how much that is.

    you could pay them $10 and they wouldnt know! no one knows how much $80 is
  • edited December 2010
    Remolay wrote: »
    My piece turned me into a blueberry. Little men danced around me and sang a song about how I shouldn't chew gum all the time.

    lol... I love that movie. Oompa loompa doompity doo...
  • edited December 2010
    I should clarify, it wasn't five bucks each, it was five bucks to share between us. We bought a few packs of gum and everybody got one piece.

    I never get to join in on gum shopping sprees. :(
  • edited December 2010
    I wonder when this guy will learn his lesson. He's probably gonna come back within a few hours with something like: "why are guys so mean i just wanna be friends give me a free game too dgnfdgnregxfdjg". People's arms get tired from swinging the banhammer, kid.
  • edited December 2010
    what is this i don't even
  • edited December 2010
    I wonder just how many banned accounts he's managed to accumulate. I think he's gotta be over 20, at least.
  • edited December 2010
    Hey, hey, I dun evan knaw who dis guy is, dawg!

    Seriously, I wasn't here for him being banned. What's this all about? What's going on?
  • edited December 2010
    He's an "unintentional" forum spammer, a master of disguise, and presumably epileptic as he claimed to be.
  • edited December 2010
    Also, he uses proxies, and reports his own posts to get the mods to view them.
  • edited December 2010
    He's a troll. He started off as Saucerfoot. He keeps getting banned and making new accounts. He always makes the same kinds of posts, ften with the exact same content. He managed to tick of our very own Alan.

    He lies about having disorders.
    WOrst part is, he's using a proxy server, IP banning is impossible.
  • edited December 2010
    He claims to have autism and originally showed up here as Saucerfoot1, creating several threads to complain about something with the Sam & Max Complete Collection, saying how his parents paid $80 for it and asking if Telltale knew how much $80 was. He was banned repeatedly, created several new accounts using proxies, and still failed to take the hint. Apparently his parents were involved at some point. At first, attempts were made to handle the situation delicately, but that just gave him room to be even more of a problem, so now he's pretty much banned on sight. He's a nightmare for forum-goers and mods alike. And yet we seem to love having a laugh about the guy.
  • edited December 2010
    I'm just waiting for her father to start posting on the forums about how we dun goof'd, he's going to get the cyber police on us, and consequences will never be the same.
  • edited December 2010
    Remolay wrote: »
    WOrst part is, he's using a proxy server, IP banning is impossible.

    IP banning is impossible? I thought that was the only possible way we could get rid of him, looks like the mods have a lot of banhammer swinging to do. They should take banhammer shifts, because he's probably gonna keep doing this for a while
  • edited December 2010
    He's slowed down lately. He only seems to show up in bursts.
  • edited December 2010
    Ah, the laughable ever returning troll... every forum needs one, even if they don't admit it. It adds that feeling of connection between forum members, bringing them together to poke fun and have a merry old time...

    (I feel the urge to go fairytale with this)

    ...and all the down kids in Whoville made fun of the troll, chased him under a bridge, where he got really old. Now, the troll hated Christmas 'cause his shoes were too tight, and the leaders of Whoville all banned him on sight.

    Edit: couldn't find Saucerfoot1 using search, but I found Saucerfoot2, and he din't look too bad. That must have been along time ago, right? Before he really started to lose it? Is this guy bipolar or something? I saw some mention of posting threats in every thread. Then the guy sounded totally apologetic. Does he just have random outbursts?
  • edited December 2010
    No, he's always bad. The reason you don't see a lot of his outbursts is because his repetitive threads almost always get deleted. It's kind of a shame, in a way.
  • edited December 2010
    Hmm, maybe we should just merge his threads into this one every time he shows up and gets banned. Dunno if Alan will go for it, but a public wall of shame might work, god knows nothing else does.
  • edited December 2010
    Yeah, sounds like it'd be funny to read some of them, lol. I bet they're really crazy, huh?
  • edited December 2010
    No, they're all pretty much the same thing as you can read in the first page of this thread.
  • edited December 2010
    Really? That's kinda dumb. At least if you're gonna be a troll, you should be creative, sheeesh! So he just acts all apologetic and asks why you're being mean to him everytime he posts? And how many times has he done this?
  • edited December 2010
    Hundreds.

    Well, he does ask inane questions too.
  • edited December 2010
    So... how did it start? Did he just suddenly show up asking these things? What was the catalyst? What's his motivation? Why'd he do it, jp?

    Hey, hey, inane questions. That's something. Sorta funny. They don't really seem all that offensive... were the offensive ones deleted or is it just the shear number of them within a short amount of time that gets him banned?
  • edited December 2010
    The answers are in this thread already, for the most part. Nothing vulgar or offensive, just spamming and ignoring the rules / warnings.
  • edited December 2010
    Gotcha... alright, I believe I'm all up to speed on this guy now. Thanks jp.
  • edited December 2010
    I think it started with some sort of compatibility issue with the Sam & Max complete collection, hence the "do you know how much $80 is?" thing. Honestly, though, it all starts to run together after this much time. All I can say for certain is that it started with $80.

    And I have to say, I like the wall of shame idea. If it doesn't deter him, it at least keeps all his threads from cluttering up the board, while also serving as some perverted form of posterity.
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