Respond With A Quote From Anything

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  • edited August 2012
    Back in school again, Maxwell plays the fool again, teacher gets annoyed
    Wishing to avoid an unpleasant scene
    She tells Max to stay when the class has gone away, so he waits behind
    Writing 50 times, "I must not be so"...
  • edited August 2012
    Tonight on Miami Vice: Crockett gets the boss some coffee.
  • edited August 2012
    Coming up at 10:00, the Best of Chevy Chase. At 10:05, the news.
  • edited August 2012
    It says here that a bolt of lightning is going to strike the clock tower at precisely 10:04 PM next Saturday Night!
  • JenniferJennifer Moderator
    edited August 2012
    You're doing a great job, Scott!
  • edited August 2012
    Scotty! Give me that power!
  • edited August 2012
    By the power of Grayskull, I HAVE THE POWER!!!
  • edited August 2012
    The old man could replace fuses quicker than a jack rabbit on a date.
  • edited August 2012
    This film jumps around more than a... mexican jumping bean on a... grasshopper on a... jack rabbit on a... pogo stick. (beat) This movie SUCKS!
  • edited August 2012
    Sucks like your ass! Let's play.
  • JenniferJennifer Moderator
    edited August 2012
    Uh, we don't really call it "playing" anymore, Strong Mad. It's more like hanging out, messing around, kicking back...
  • edited August 2012
    Let's kick it up a notch! BAM!
  • edited August 2012
    Lance... must.... dance... the dance of life!
  • edited August 2012
    Dance with me, Lois! Dance with me!
  • edited August 2012
    The Doc can dance?
  • edited August 2012
    Yeah, it's kinda odd that Lance doesn't have any facial hair.
  • edited August 2012
    Not the beard!
  • edited August 2012
    No! No! You'll ruin my hair!
  • edited August 2012
    Human hair... from my back.
  • edited August 2012
    Mattingly! I thought I told you to trim those sideburns! You're off the team! For good!
  • edited August 2012
    Yes, you can die within the first two seconds.
  • edited August 2012
    Don't you stand for that. If someone tries to kill you, you try to kill them right back.
  • edited August 2012
    I'll kill you! I'll kill all of your dogs!
  • edited August 2012
    No respect, no respect at all.
  • JenniferJennifer Moderator
    edited August 2012
    I can't believe this, I'm losing to a rug.
  • edited August 2012
    Well why don't you cry about it?... Saddlebags!
  • edited August 2012
    I'm gonna name the horse... MY BALLS.
  • edited August 2012
    The game is Mr. Bucket: the first to get their balls into Mr. Bucket wins--but look out, 'cause the balls will pop out of his mouth!


    http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=AQY3TFokPZU&t=12
  • edited August 2012
    I don't know. It didn't work out too well that time i froze my nuts.
  • edited August 2012
    I was frozen today!
  • edited August 2012
    I've opened my eyes today. The world seemed so bright and strange.
  • edited August 2012
    That's not what I wanted to hear. What about Strange?
  • edited August 2012
    I believe that what doesn't kill you simply makes you... stranger.
  • JenniferJennifer Moderator
    edited August 2012
    If what doesn't kill us is making us stronger,
    We're gonna last longer
    Than that greatest wall in China
    Or that rabbit with the drum

    If there's one thing that I've learned
    While waiting for my turn,
    It's that in each life some rain falls
    But you also get some sun

    And we'll make out better than okay
    Hear what I say
    Hey, any day
  • edited August 2012
    Your music is bad and you should FEEL bad!
  • edited August 2012
    Run, Lance! Run like the p***y you are! :D
  • edited August 2012
    We're all born with an expiration date. No one lasts forever. Life is nothing but a grace period for turning our genetic material into the next generation. The data of life is transferred from parent to child. That's how it works. But we have no heirs, no legacy.

    Cloned from our father with the ability to reproduce conveniently engineered out. What is our legacy if we cannot pass the torch? Proof of our existence a mark of some sort When the torch is passed on from parent to child... It extends beyond DNA, information is imparted as well. All I want is to be remembered. By other people, by history. The Patriots are trying to protect their power, their own interests, by controlling the digital flow of information.

    I want my memory, my existence to remain. Unlike an intron of history, I will be remembered as an exon. That will be my legacy, my mark on history. But the Patriots would deny us even that, I will triumph over the Patriots, and liberate us all. And we will become the "Sons of Liberty"!
  • edited August 2012
    Good morning. In less than an hour, aircraft from here will join others from around the world, and you will be launching the largest aerial battle in the history of mankind. Mankind, that word should have new meaning for all of us today. We can't be consumed by our petty differences any more. We will be united in our common interest. Perhaps it's fate that today is the 4th of July, and you will once again be fighting for our freedom. Not from tyranny, oppression, or persecution, but from annihilation. We're fighting for our right to live, to exist; and should we win the day, the 4th of July will no longer be known as an American holiday, but as the day when the world declared in one voice, 'We will not go quietly into the night! We will not vanish without a fight! We're going to live on, we're going to survive.' Today we celebrate our independence day!
  • edited August 2012
    ''Oh hi,So how are you holding up? BECAUSE I'M A POTATO!'' From Portal 2
  • edited August 2012
    What we need are a few good taters.

    (was really hoping someone would've followed up with another inspirational speech)
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