The Official Secret Fawful Appreciation Thread
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For your listening pleasure...
In a world full of nerds....the establishment keeps trying to silence him.
They exiled him....but they couldn't keep him down.
Now...
I'm back, baby!
Now, my loving followers, to show your appreciation
for me and your happiness at my return, I have a task for you.
You see, I happen to have found Comrade Pant's Facebook page.
Spam his inbox with grotesque genitalia and rotten.com
pictures! Poke him until he goes mad! Do it my flock!
Fly, my pretties! Fly! Get him! Get HIM!
Ladies: you may show your appreciation by taking your tops off and smothering me.
I'm back and they can't stop me! What can they do? Ban me?
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For your listening pleasure...
In a world full of nerds....the establishment keeps trying to silence him.
They exiled him....but they couldn't keep him down.
Now...
I'm back, baby!
Now, my loving followers, to show your appreciation
for me and your happiness at my return, I have a task for you.
You see, I happen to have found Comrade Pant's Facebook page.
Spam his inbox with grotesque genitalia and rotten.com
pictures! Poke him until he goes mad! Do it my flock!
Fly, my pretties! Fly! Get him! Get HIM!
Ladies: you may show your appreciation by taking your tops off and smothering me.
I'm back and they can't stop me! What can they do? Ban me?
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Comments
I don't mind being spoofed, but wish it was being done by someone witty. Well, the more the merrier. If you really want to do a good job of it, though, you'll learn some of the new tricks I got up my sleeve and save these new signature images of mine. Have fun.
Happy trolling!
Please. If someone was attempting to spoof you, wit is the LAST impression the audience should be left with.
You are, however, well-equipped to wage a full-scale image macro war. Since the battlefield is the internet, I can assure you that this can be a supplement for any deficiency in wit.
Well, you got one thing right. I am well-equipped.
I'm not looking for a war, though. I'm honestly fine with you. If you want to troll the forums as a me impostor, I'm all for it. I'm behind you one-hundred percent. If you're attempting to troll me, I'm not affected. Coolsome becoming aroused by all of this has affected me more negatively than anything you've presented. You'll have to do a lot better to get one over on me, baby.
It's no shock to me that you want to be me so badly though. Many do.
As for ladies taking their tops off for you I'm afraid it's just not possible. You see no girls exsist on the internet.
He's not a king, he's an asshole!
Psh! What are you on about?
King? Asshole? What's the difference, why can't we all just get along?
While I wouldn't call him an asshole, I'd be willing to say that he's acting like one.
Only now did I find that the purported link to my Facebook page was trololo.
Only now can I say that I will avenge these grievous trollings upon thee, Fawful;and I'll chase you round Good Hope, and round the Horn, and round the Norway Maelstrom, and 'round perdition's flames before I give you up! Why? Because you task me!
It's good to know I'm doing my job well! Besides, bans don't scare me. Bans just make me laugh. Ooh, we're so powerful on the internet. Ooh, now you can't post on the site. Ooh, what are you gonna do? Huh? Huh? Nothing, cause you're banned and we're powerful....on the internet.
Come on now. Can you stay mad at me now that I've shown you this face? No. No you can't.
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Cowboy_Bebop
I read the WHOLE article. We're done here right?
How dare you...
How dare you use my name in vain.
First in that dupe account.
Now here, on this blasphemous image.
You can't make a dupe account of me and get away with it...
My name isn't even Secret Falawful...
I'm Secret Fawful...
I'm Secret Fawful!
That wasn't me, bro.
It was totally Dashing.
Sure, I egged him on; but notice how he hasn't payed his respects to your return yet. How curious!
But I totally own up to taking your name in vain that last time.
umad?
Mad? Aw hell naw!
He did a horrible job! How could he reply to me though? He's probably off crying in a plate of fried chicken and grits after that spankin' I gave him.
Undoubtedly so, old friend. Undoubtedly so.
(Who will run out of thematically appropriate character pics first, I wonder?)
I lulzed.
Are you challenging me, Pants? Do you really think you can beat me in an image war?
and whatnot
I don't know...
COME AT ME BRO!
Should I let him embarrass himself or shouldn't I?
No. I'll be the bigger man and spare your dignity this one time. It's not like this is some sort of contest or something.
My reply (and concession of dignified defeat) is thus.
Wouldn't this be more thematically appropriate?
I've been bested...and you weren't even trying this time.
I am so ashamed.
Except I won that time, old friend.
God, Enterprise sucked.