#163 To find a T Rex running rampant in the city, just follow the screams
#164 You don't bring people halfway round the world to visit a zoo, and you should NEVER bring the zoo to them
#165 If it's not one of their big brothers, don't say it's not so bad, RUN!
#166 When you've got the Bull Rex, get airborne before the female knows you're here
#167 Do not go into the long grass
#168 Do not stand near goats
#169 Do not exit the tour vehicles
#170 Do not forget your lucky pack
#171 Do not bother hunting the raptors, they are already hunting you
#172 Do not park near cliffs or sharp declines
#173 Do not flock with the gallimimus
#174 Do not accept invitations from John Hammond
#175 Do not forget to throw the flair
#179 - Don't carry a young girl on your back when repelling down a wall - she'll choke you.
#180 - When ever you find an electric fence that isn't on - throw a stick at it, then grab it and scream & pretend to get shocked.
#181 - When driving a jeep away from a T-Rex, make sure the guy in the back seat doesn't back into the stick shift.
#182 - If stranded on a dinosaur island, make sure to bring plenty of tear gas grenades, water & chocolate bars.
#183 - If you find an injured man on the ground, don't get out of your tree to save him. It's a trap!!
184- Should be in the top 5: If you encounter an environmentalist after they've released dinosaurs in your camp, thereby destroying it, NEVER EVER leave your weapons within reach of them. Especially not your anti-Rex rifle.
#189) You don't hunt T-rexes with a 12 gauge, hunt them with a B. Searcy & Co. .600 Nitro Express "Double"; and shoot for where the skull meets the spine....Except you left your $20,000+ gun where a hippy could get it, so better bring a Linstradt air rifle to the fight too.
(that's 15.24mm with 120 grains of cordite...you're looking at something similar to a 1930's and 40's anti-tank rifle)
# 191 if raptors don't shave on a regular basis they begin to grow feathers
# 192 Being a chaoticion gives you the uncontrollable desire to wear all black
#158 Brachiosaurus are allergic to young girls, and it is advised that they stay far away from their nostrils (which is pretty hard not to do).
That should be nr 161
162: We have learned that decades after the first movie a bunch of the most hardcore JP fans will gather at game company site, to await a game that will make every other game developer shrivel before it's mightyness ,and us the fans discuss everything related to it.
#208 Never be too dependent on automation
#209 Always depending on the technology without ever considering the biological factors is a mistake, whether you're the head of a multi-billion dollar corporation creating a dinosaur-based theme park or the disgruntled head of computer sciences trying to get rich by ripping off said company.
#215 God Creates dinosaurs
#216 God destroys dinosaurs
#217 God creates man
#218 Man destroys god
#219 Man creates dinosaurs
#220 Dinosaurs eat man
#221 Woman inherits the earth
#223 When exploring sites that were abandoned years ago and are now overgrown in exotic vines, you can turn on the power and re-establish radio contact by flipping a single switch.
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#164 You don't bring people halfway round the world to visit a zoo, and you should NEVER bring the zoo to them
#165 If it's not one of their big brothers, don't say it's not so bad, RUN!
#166 When you've got the Bull Rex, get airborne before the female knows you're here
#168 Do not stand near goats
#169 Do not exit the tour vehicles
#170 Do not forget your lucky pack
#171 Do not bother hunting the raptors, they are already hunting you
#172 Do not park near cliffs or sharp declines
#173 Do not flock with the gallimimus
#174 Do not accept invitations from John Hammond
#175 Do not forget to throw the flair
#177 And for the love of god, install SGI/IRIX FSN!
#180 - When ever you find an electric fence that isn't on - throw a stick at it, then grab it and scream & pretend to get shocked.
#181 - When driving a jeep away from a T-Rex, make sure the guy in the back seat doesn't back into the stick shift.
#182 - If stranded on a dinosaur island, make sure to bring plenty of tear gas grenades, water & chocolate bars.
#183 - If you find an injured man on the ground, don't get out of your tree to save him. It's a trap!!
(that's 15.24mm with 120 grains of cordite...you're looking at something similar to a 1930's and 40's anti-tank rifle)
# 192 Being a chaoticion gives you the uncontrollable desire to wear all black
That should be nr 161
162: We have learned that decades after the first movie a bunch of the most hardcore JP fans will gather at game company site, to await a game that will make every other game developer shrivel before it's mightyness ,and us the fans discuss everything related to it.
Wow this thread really took off
#198 2 T-Rex's will actively stalk you for miles even if you are outside of its territory
#200 Gymnastics come in handy
#201 This Suit costs more then your education
#202 Never feed compies
#206 Nedry's magic
#207 a T-Rex has the ability to transform into Ian Malcom
#209 Always depending on the technology without ever considering the biological factors is a mistake, whether you're the head of a multi-billion dollar corporation creating a dinosaur-based theme park or the disgruntled head of computer sciences trying to get rich by ripping off said company.
#211 You shouldnt mention Dodgson's name
Dodgson...Dodgson! We got Dodgson here!
...see nobody cares:cool:
Don't get cheap on me, Dodgson.
#212 A mathematician can survive anything, people with guns can't.
#216 God destroys dinosaurs
#217 God creates man
#218 Man destroys god
#219 Man creates dinosaurs
#220 Dinosaurs eat man
#221 Woman inherits the earth
#228 "dinosaurs do"
#229 "Jurassic park is the only place in the world where the geese chase you"