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What we have learned from Jurassic Park (Just for fun thread)

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  • BLACK_HAWK94BLACK_HAWK94
    edited April 2011
    # 298
    Raptors can hold their own weight and that of a little girl crawling on a ceiling tile while suspended in midair.
  • Martin McFlyMartin McFly
    edited April 2011
    #299 There should be only one communications facility (in the center of the island).
  • BLACK_HAWK94BLACK_HAWK94
    edited April 2011
    # 300
    Raptors tend to fight if one falls on another.
  • Martin McFlyMartin McFly
    edited April 2011
    #301 Dr. Grant likes to joke around (by faking electrocution) with Lex and Tim even in the most grim of situations.
  • JurassicGuyJurassicGuy
    edited April 2011
    #302 Before Dr. Grant was a paleontologist, he specialized in the ability to see the future with his mind, as he knew what a new kind of dinosaur looked like without ever seeing it.

    #303 A fully-grown Spinosaurus is capable of busting through a giant, reinforced, partially barbed metallic fence meant to hold dinosaurs like it without a problem. But it is unable to go against a metal door about 7 feet high and 9 feet wide.
  • BLACK_HAWK94BLACK_HAWK94
    edited April 2011
    303 SPinosaurus are impervious to planes.
  • Martin McFlyMartin McFly
    edited April 2011
    #305 Don't move. It can't see you if you don't move.
  • Peacemaker613Peacemaker613
    edited April 2011
    #306 if he says get rid of the flare.... get rid of the flare
  • JurassicGuyJurassicGuy
    edited April 2011
    #307 Spinosaurus are attracted to the smell of T-Rex pee apparently in order to challenge the T-Rex and fight it to the death. This in theory would not change even if he encountered multiple Tyrannosaurs and kept sustaining multiple injuries. It would just keep fighting them to the death because that's cool.
  • Martin McFlyMartin McFly
    edited April 2011
    #308 Always be on the lookout for your future ex-wife/husband.
  • FPugFPug
    edited April 2011
    #309 If there's a hick-up in the power why should you be scared?
  • Martin McFlyMartin McFly
    edited April 2011
    #310 Going to the washroom during a Tyrannosaurus Rex attack isn't recommended.
  • Peacemaker613Peacemaker613
    edited April 2011
    #311 never bring a 12 year old girl to a dinosaur park.. she wont turn off the light
  • Martin McFlyMartin McFly
    edited April 2011
    #312 Velociraptors can not tell the difference between a reflection and the real thing.
  • BLACK_HAWK94BLACK_HAWK94
    edited April 2011
    Martin McFly wrote: »
    #312 Velociraptors can not tell the difference between a reflection and the real thing.

    i didnt the first time i saw it lol.
  • Martin McFlyMartin McFly
    edited April 2011
    BLACK_HAWK94 wrote: »
    i didnt the first time i saw it lol.

    *cough*Me neither.*cough*

    #313 Brachiosaurus are kind of like large cows.

    EDIT: Thanks, Black Hawk.
  • BLACK_HAWK94BLACK_HAWK94
    edited April 2011
    Martin McFly wrote: »
    *cough*Me neither.*cough*

    #313 Apatosaurus are kind of like large cows.

    Brachiosaurus accually.
  • Raptor HerderRaptor Herder
    edited April 2011
    #314 Hang on to something

    #315 when on a island filled with dinosaurs, despite the fact your in a well protected trailer, never put down the satellite phone chances are you will never touch it again.
  • RaptorsRwkRaptorsRwk
    edited April 2011
    #316 Although your trailer is meant to withstand head on collisions with dinosaurs that does not mean the windows on said trailer are.
  • BLACK_HAWK94BLACK_HAWK94
    edited April 2011
    RaptorsRwk wrote: »
    #316 Although your trailer is meant to withstand head on collisions with dinosaurs that does not mean the windows on said trailer are.

    #317
    A trailer window can hold a woman until she begins to move.
  • CyberscribeCyberscribe
    edited April 2011
    http://youtube/sGz7vz_zzVU

    Greatest Parody ever and all you need to know about Jurassic Park.
  • BLACK_HAWK94BLACK_HAWK94
    edited April 2011
    link doesn't work.
  • LaramFoxLaramFox
    edited April 2011
    BLACK_HAWK94 wrote: »
    link doesn't work.

    http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=sGz7vz_zzVU

    I Figured Out How To Make It Work. Wasn't That Hard. XD
  • BLACK_HAWK94BLACK_HAWK94
    edited April 2011
    Haha that was great
  • RaptorsRwkRaptorsRwk
    edited April 2011
    BLACK_HAWK94 wrote: »
    Haha that was great

    #318 i have decided not to endorse any park
    #319 lady margaret is very protective
  • BigTimHumanToastBigTimHumanToast
    edited November 2011
    #319 Never use a winch. You will be eaten by a dilophosaurus or Trex
  • bloodkiller630bloodkiller630
    edited November 2011
    #320 velociraptors were the very first dinosaurs ever been created by ingen on isla sorna
  • waroftheworlds01waroftheworlds01
    edited November 2011
    #321 Holding on to your butts doesn't guarantee anything.
  • bloodkiller630bloodkiller630
    edited November 2011
    #322 raptors would eventually out smart yeah if you give them enough time, just find a way out and you wont be eaten

    #323 troodons are smarter than velociraptors

    #324 dont run sideways too a building when a t-rex is chasing you in a city, always run straight ahead

    #325 when a t-rex is chasing you and you spot water head for it and swim for your life
  • sniperwar10sniperwar10
    edited November 2011
    326 never stay too long they will find you
  • bloodkiller630bloodkiller630
    edited November 2011
    #327 never corner an infant t-rex its daddy is usually around the corner
  • bloodkiller630bloodkiller630
    edited November 2011
    #328 never tease an infant stegosaur it always ends bad
  • bloodkiller630bloodkiller630
    edited November 2011
    #329 never hire a guy with budder fingers, could end up shutting down the power
  • bloodkiller630bloodkiller630
    edited November 2011
    #330 t-rex pee attracts a much bigger one with a spine
  • bloodkiller630bloodkiller630
    edited November 2011
    # 331 want to have fun, ride a dirt bike inbetween Mamenchisaurus legs
  • brivette007brivette007
    edited November 2011
    Edit: the 3 posts under me were shown before mine was approved, so I fixed my numbers to start after 334 :D

    335 Dodgson likes to make cab drivers mad by leaving his door open.

    336 When given money and gadgets, morbidly obese people squeal like dolphins.

    337 They also squeal when falling in the mud.

    338 Dinosaurs, uh, had their shot. And nature...selected them...for extinction.

    339 Never feed a triceratops west indian lilac.

    340 You can get a blood sample by tapping on the other person's finger.

    341 Keep your hands off the steering wheel of a car up a tree.

    342 Always remember the magic word.

    343 When going to the ladies room on Sorna, always chuck a pebble at the headphone-wearing lookout first.

    344 The beach on Sorna is not the best place to have lunch.


    345 Don't make the same mistakes again. Make all new ones.

    346 Baby stegosaurs are afraid of camera noises.

    347 The high hide puts you at a convenient biting height.

    348 Frior Tuck was really a Pachycephalosaurus.

    349 If a T Rex is chasing you in the city, never run for the video store.

    350 Military grade satellite phones don't work well on Sorna.

    351 Personal satellite phones do work on Sorna, even after being eaten by a Spinosaur.

    352 Always bring exact change for random candy machines. Or make sure you have strong legs.
  • joonatanrjoonatanr
    edited November 2011
    #332 Don't listen to the wrong scientists
  • NeelisNeelis
    edited November 2011
    # 333: Dinosaurs always abandon their nests, only to return after disaster has struck.

    For Example: in The Lost World: Jurassic Park the Tyrannosaurs leave their nest, resulting in their baby being kidnapped; in Jurassic Park III, the Raptors leave their nest unattended (on a river bank!) giving Amanda and Paul Kirby to run straight into it, and providing an opportunity for Billy Brennan to steel Raptor eggs; and in Jurassic Park: The Game both Dilophosaurus and Troodon leave their nests unguarded. One of the Dilophosaur's eggs gets broken as Billy Yoder steps onto it.
  • DinofossilDinofossil
    edited November 2011
    #334. Sparing no expense does not include bloodthirsty-animal fighting weapons.
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