Envelotech: Help Wanted!
Shauntron
Telltale Alumni
See today's exciting announcement here.
So you'd like to be a Telltale Envelotech tester? Just answer this quick survey!
If the statement applies to you, put an X in the checkbox and post your replies in this thread.
[ ] Are you a fan of Telltale Games?
[ ] Over the age of 18?
[ ] Can you hold your breath for 10 minutes?
[ ] Do you have medical insurance?
[ ] Any history of mental illness?
[ ] Are you the current head of your household?
[ ] Are you an orphan?
[ ] Would you be missed?
[ ] Would you ever use the word "fireproof" to describe yourself?
[ ] Do you have a limited number of facial expressions?
[ ] Do you wear vests?
[ ] Do you have a weak stomach or any other dietary concerns?
[ ] Are you allergic to cheetahs?
[ ] Would you call "taste-testing Banang varieties" one of your goals in life?
[ ] Can you tell the difference between a Coelophysis and a Compsognathus?
[ ] Ability to think clearly under pressure?
[ ] Are you unnerved by spontaneous monkey noises?
[ ] Willing to work weekends?
It's just that simple! Hope you get you into the game soon!
So you'd like to be a Telltale Envelotech tester? Just answer this quick survey!
If the statement applies to you, put an X in the checkbox and post your replies in this thread.
[ ] Are you a fan of Telltale Games?
[ ] Over the age of 18?
[ ] Can you hold your breath for 10 minutes?
[ ] Do you have medical insurance?
[ ] Any history of mental illness?
[ ] Are you the current head of your household?
[ ] Are you an orphan?
[ ] Would you be missed?
[ ] Would you ever use the word "fireproof" to describe yourself?
[ ] Do you have a limited number of facial expressions?
[ ] Do you wear vests?
[ ] Do you have a weak stomach or any other dietary concerns?
[ ] Are you allergic to cheetahs?
[ ] Would you call "taste-testing Banang varieties" one of your goals in life?
[ ] Can you tell the difference between a Coelophysis and a Compsognathus?
[ ] Ability to think clearly under pressure?
[ ] Are you unnerved by spontaneous monkey noises?
[ ] Willing to work weekends?
It's just that simple! Hope you get you into the game soon!
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I'm better than Niki pick me!
You won't get any soft resets, you know.
On an unrelated note, I'd like to submit my application for a Sam and Max tester. I've always wanted to try the taste of Old Nipples.
[X] Over the age of 18?
[Y] Can you hold your breath for 10 minutes?
[X] Do you have medical insurance?
[spoon] Any history of mental illness?
[X] Are you the current head of your household?
[A] Are you an orphan?
Would you be missed?
Depends on what you throw.
[ ] Would you ever use the word "fireproof" to describe yourself?
"Inflammable", maybe.
[X] Do you have a limited number of facial expressions?
999,876
[X] Do you wear vests?
Preferably bullet-proof
[ ] Do you have a weak stomach or any other dietary concerns?
I have a weak stomach, but I keep in in a jar in the basement.
[ ] Are you allergic to cheetahs?
[X] Would you call "taste-testing Banang varieties" one of your goals in life?
BANANG!
[X] Can you tell the difference between a Coelophysis and a Compsognathus?
By sight, or by taste?
[ ] Ability to think clearly under pressure?
I'm never able to think clearly.
[ ] Are you unnerved by spontaneous monkey noises?
No, I'm used to it by now.
[ ] Willing to work weekends?
NEVER!
I'll take my job now, please.
[Y] Over the age of 18?
[X] Can you hold your breath for 10 minutes?
[Z] Do you have medical insurance?
[Mental illness? HAW HAW HAW HAW HAW..I'LL KILL YOU.] Any history of mental illness?
[No, my Dad's head is still in my house.] Are you the current head of your household?
[X] Are you an orphan?
[ ] Would you be missed?
[That depends on whether I'm THE DEVIL or not.] Would you ever use the word "fireproof" to describe yourself?
[Only the look of delight I get when I KILL.] Do you have a limited number of facial expressions?
[X] Do you wear vests?
[BLAAARGH. Cough cough. Nope.] Do you have a weak stomach or any other dietary concerns?
[X] Are you allergic to cheetahs?
[X] Would you call "taste-testing Banang varieties" one of your goals in life?
[X] Can you tell the difference between a Coelophysis and a Compsognathus?
[GRAAARGH! What are these damn animals!?] Ability to think clearly under pressure?
[I hear them!] Are you unnerved by spontaneous monkey noises?
[It hurts it hurts it hurts.] Willing to work weekends?
I'm rated up to 105 kilopascals!
All ready sign me up!!!!!
Hope I get picked.
[No] Over the age of 18?
[Yes] Can you hold your breath for 10 minutes?
[Maybe] Do you have medical insurance?
[Maybe] Any history of mental illness?
[Maybe] Are you the current head of your household?
[No] Are you an orphan?
[No] Would you be missed?
[Yes] Would you ever use the word "fireproof" to describe yourself?
[Maybe] Do you have a limited number of facial expressions?
[Yes] Do you wear vests?
[Maybe] Do you have a weak stomach or any other dietary concerns?
[No] Are you allergic to cheetahs?
[Maybe] Would you call "taste-testing Banang varieties" one of your goals in life?
[Maybe] Can you tell the difference between a Coelophysis and a Compsognathus?
[Yes] Ability to think clearly under pressure?
[Maybe] Are you unnerved by spontaneous monkey noises?
[Yes] Willing to work weekends?
ill now take my job (with artwork and video test, and also an actor or a voice) please?
[ ] Over the age of 18?
[X] Can you hold your breath for 10 minutes?
[X] Do you have medical insurance?
[ ] Any history of mental illness?
[ ] Are you the current head of your household?
[ ] Are you an orphan?
[X] Would you be missed?
[X only if prefaced with the word NOT] Would you ever use the word "fireproof" to describe yourself?
[ ] Do you have a limited number of facial expressions?
[X and Fine Leather Jackets.] Do you wear vests?
[] Do you have a weak stomach or any other dietary concerns?
[ ] Are you allergic to cheetahs?
[X. I'm barely Joking] Would you call "taste-testing Banang varieties" one of your goals in life?
[ ] Can you tell the difference between a Coelophysis and a Compsognathus?
[x] Ability to think clearly under pressure?
[ ] Are you unnerved by spontaneous monkey noises?
[x] Willing to work weekends?
Did I do good?
[ ] Over the age of 18?
[ ] Can you hold your breath for 10 minutes?
[X] Do you have medical insurance?
[X] Any history of mental illness?
[ ] Are you the current head of your household?
[ ] Are you an orphan?
[X] Would you be missed?
[ ] Would you ever use the word "fireproof" to describe yourself?
[X] Do you have a limited number of facial expressions?
[ ] Do you wear vests?
[ ] Do you have a weak stomach or any other dietary concerns?
[ ] Are you allergic to cheetahs?
[X] Would you call "taste-testing Banang varieties" one of your goals in life?
[ ] Can you tell the difference between a Coelophysis and a Compsognathus?
[x] Ability to think clearly under pressure?
[ ] Are you unnerved by spontaneous monkey noises?
[x] Willing to work weekends?
I never had you down as a vest wearer!
Over the age of 18? Yes!
Can you hold your breath for 10 minutes? I haven't yet tried.
Do you have medical insurance? Only the free kind.
Any history of mental illness? Not that I know of. But if I were mentally ill, I would say that, wouldn't I?!
Are you the current head of your household? No. I think my cat has the most power in this household.
Are you an orphan? Unless I'm being lied to, no.
Would you be missed? Probably. I do my fair share of cleaning around here so they may notice the difference after a few weeks.
Would you ever use the word "fireproof" to describe yourself? I shall take the safe option and say no.
Do you have a limited number of facial expressions? Yes. I'm either smiling or frowning.
Do you wear vests? Only once. But it was a really cold day.
Do you have a weak stomach or any other dietary concerns? I need my daily dose of cheese. That's about it.
Are you allergic to cheetahs? Well, I'm not allergic to my cat so I think it's safe to say no.
Would you call "taste-testing Banang varieties" one of your goals in life? It would be... if only I liked the taste of bananas.
Can you tell the difference between a Coelophysis and a Compsognathus? Yes. They're spelt differently.
Ability to think clearly under pressure? Send me a few hundred feet underwater and I'll tell you.
Are you unnerved by spontaneous monkey noises? No. Especially when in a zoo.
Willing to work weekends? I already do.
I can't help but feel I don't really qualify.
See my vest, see my vest...
[X] Over the age of 18?
[ ] Can you hold your breath for 10 minutes?
[X] Do you have medical insurance?
[ ] Any history of mental illness?
[ ] Are you the current head of your household?
[ ] Are you an orphan?
[ ] Would you be missed?
[X] Would you ever use the word "fireproof" to describe yourself?
[X] Do you have a limited number of facial expressions?
[X] Do you wear vests?
[ ] Do you have a weak stomach or any other dietary concerns?
[X] Are you allergic to cheetahs?
[X] Would you call "taste-testing Banang varieties" one of your goals in life?
[X] Can you tell the difference between a Coelophysis and a Compsognathus?
[X] Ability to think clearly under pressure?
[ ] Are you unnerved by spontaneous monkey noises?
[X] Willing to work weekends?
[X] Over the age of 18?
[ ] Can you hold your breath for 10 minutes?
[X] Do you have medical insurance?
[ ] Any history of mental illness?
[X] Are you the current head of your household?
[ ] Are you an orphan?
[ ] Would you be missed?
[X] Would you ever use the word "fireproof" to describe yourself?
[ ] Do you have a limited number of facial expressions?
[\] Do you wear vests?
[ ] Do you have a weak stomach or any other dietary concerns?
[ ] Are you allergic to cheetahs?
[X] Would you call "taste-testing Banang varieties" one of your goals in life?
[X] Can you tell the difference between a Coelophysis and a Compsognathus?
[X] Ability to think clearly under pressure?
[ ] Are you unnerved by spontaneous monkey noises?
[X] Willing to work weekends?
Considering you wrote the blog and questions you get immunity... err, i mean, you are disqualified.
I'm in!
[Yes] Over the age of 18?
[Yes ] Can you hold your breath for 10 minutes?
Does it count if I pass out?
[Yes] Do you have medical insurance?
[Yes] Any history of mental illness?
Hehehehheheheheeeeeeee
[Yes] Are you the current head of your household?
[Not...yet...] Are you an orphan?
[Maybe] Would you be missed?
That depends on how you define "Missed"
[Yes] Would you ever use the word "fireproof" to describe yourself?
Only every day!
[Yes] Do you have a limited number of facial expressions?
[NEVER] Do you wear vests?
[NO] Do you have a weak stomach or any other dietary concerns?
[YES] Are you allergic to cheetahs?
[YESYESYES] Would you call "taste-testing Banang varieties" one of your goals in life?
[Totally] Can you tell the difference between a Coelophysis and a Compsognathus?
[Water or air?] Ability to think clearly under pressure?
[They are like sweet music to me] Are you unnerved by spontaneous monkey noises?
[Only if I don't have to work weekdays] Willing to work weekends?
I hope I get the position! I've always wanted to be killed by LeChuck!
[X] Over the age of 18? Preferably.
[X] Can you hold your breath for 10 minutes? Never tried, but I'm confident.
[ ] Do you have medical insurance? They refused to give me one...
[ ] Any history of mental illness? Mental illnesses have a vivid and colorful history.
[X] Are you the current head of your household? Yes, but I have only one, not three.
[X] Would you be missed? Hopefully. It hurts if not. Physically.
[X] Would you ever use the word "fireproof" to describe yourself? Don't like to brag...
[ ] Do you have a limited number of facial expressions? No. Unlimited.
[ ] Do you wear vests? No. Nor anything else.
[ ] Do you have a weak stomach or any other dietary concerns? I need to check my inventory.
[ ] Are you allergic to cheetahs? Never tried. What do they taste like?
[X] Would you call "taste-testing Banang varieties" one of your goals in life? One of my goals?
[X] Can you tell the difference between a Coelophysis and a Compsognathus? Are they the twins next door?
[X] Ability to think clearly under pressure? 100 meters below surface pressure or elephant is sitting on me pressure?
[X] Willing to work weekends? Sure. I won't work monday through friday, though.
Yes of course, the new technology simulates the ingame world.
Didn't he sign up?
Yes, it's real. It'll come out shortly after the Virtual Boy version of Tales.
Man, I cannot wait for that game.
[X] Over the age of 18?
[XXX] Can you hold your breath for 10 minutes?
[X] Do you have medical insurance?
[ ] Any history of mental illness?
[X] Are you the current head of your household?
[ ] Are you an orphan?
[ ] Would you be missed?
[X] Would you ever use the word "fireproof" to describe yourself?
[ ] Do you have a limited number of facial expressions?
[X] Do you wear vests?
[ ] Do you have a weak stomach or any other dietary concerns?
[ ] Are you allergic to cheetahs?
[X!] Would you call "taste-testing Banang varieties" one of your goals in life?
[ ] Can you tell the difference between a Coelophysis and a Compsognathus?
[X] Ability to think clearly under pressure?
[ ] Are you unnerved by spontaneous monkey noises?
[X] Willing to work weekends?
Santa was one of the very first lucky test subjects users! Check it!
... He was like that before he went in.
[ ] Over the age of 18?
[ ] Can you hold your breath for 10 minutes?
[X] Do you have medical insurance?
[ ] Any history of mental illness?
[ ] Are you the current head of your household?
[ ] Are you an orphan?
[X] Would you be missed?
For a few days maby.
[ ] Would you ever use the word "fireproof" to describe yourself?
[X] Do you have a limited number of facial expressions?
I assume
[ ] Do you wear vests?
[ ] Do you have a weak stomach or any other dietary concerns?
[ ] Are you allergic to cheetahs?
[ ] Would you call "taste-testing Banang varieties" one of your goals in life?
[ ] Can you tell the difference between a Coelophysis and a Compsognathus?
[X] Ability to think clearly under pressure?
I assume
[ ] Are you unnerved by spontaneous monkey noises?
[X] Willing to work weekends?
Testing the Envelotech, of course
[X] Over the age of 18?
[X] Can you hold your breath for 10 minutes?
But I'm not sure I can re-start breathing after that
[X] Do you have medical insurance?
[X] Any history of mental illness?
I once meet a very strange mad man... oh, wait, you were asking about mental illnesses of my own...
[ ] Are you the current head of your household?
[ ] Are you an orphan?
No, but I'm on an "orfeón" (Spanish word for "choir"). Close enough?
[X] Would you be missed?
...so I hope
[ ] Would you ever use the word "fireproof" to describe yourself?
[X] Do you have a limited number of facial expressions?
[X] Do you wear vests?
But only if strictly necessary
[X] Do you have a weak stomach or any other dietary concerns?
I must not eat after midnight... I think it's somehow related with my photophobia and the strange things that happens when I get wet...
[X] Are you allergic to cheetahs?
No, but I prefer Cheetos
[X] Would you call "taste-testing Banang varieties" one of your goals in life?
YES. HELL YES!!!
[ ] Can you tell the difference between a Coelophysis and a Compsognathus?
[X] Ability to think clearly under pressure?
Yes. No. Or was it yes? Oh, I don't know. STOP ASKING ME QUESTIONS!!!
[X] Are you unnerved by spontaneous monkey noises?
Only if it's not me who is making them
[X] Willing to work weekends?
Could it be by teleworking?
Of course
[ ] Over the age of 18?
Yes, and under 17 paradoxically
[ ] Can you hold your breath for 10 minutes?
Yes, with breaks in between
[ ] Do you have medical insurance?
Yes, but I am also officially dead twice
[ ] Any history of mental illness?
Are you trying to confuse me, Homsar?
[ ] Are you the current head of your household?
No, I quit when I was a head
[ ] Are you an orphan?
I'm orphan a mission to test this
[ ] Would you be missed?
Well, my dodging skills are legendary in some circles
[ ] Would you ever use the word "fireproof" to describe yourself?
It's practically my middle name
[ ] Do you have a limited number of facial expressions?
There's a reason why they call me Two-Face...which I forget
[ ] Do you wear vests?
At weekends and weekdays and holidays
[ ] Do you have a weak stomach or any other dietary concerns?
I'm always concerned about my diet
[ ] Are you allergic to cheetahs?
Only when I eat too many at once
[ ] Would you call "taste-testing Banang varieties" one of your goals in life?
No. It is my ONE goal in life
[ ] Can you tell the difference between a Coelophysis and a Compsognathus?
I did my degree in it
[ ] Ability to think clearly under pressure?
STOP PRESSURING ME! Ummmm...ummm...yes?
[ ] Are you unnerved by spontaneous monkey noises?
Only when somebody else is making them
[ ] Willing to work weekends?
Well, I gotta get down on Friday but I'm always looking forward to the weekend
[ ] Are you a fan of Telltale Games?
[X] Over the age of 18?
[ ] Can you hold your breath for 10 minutes?
[ ] Do you have medical insurance?
[ ] Any history of mental illness?
[ ] Are you the current head of your household?
[ ] Are you an orphan?
[ ] Would you be missed?
[ ] Would you ever use the word "fireproof" to describe yourself?
[ ] Do you have a limited number of facial expressions?
[ ] Do you wear vests?
[ ] Do you have a weak stomach or any other dietary concerns?
[ ] Are you allergic to cheetahs?
[ ] Would you call "taste-testing Banang varieties" one of your goals in life?
[ ] Can you tell the difference between a Coelophysis and a Compsognathus?
[ ] Ability to think clearly under pressure?
[ ] Are you unnerved by spontaneous monkey noises?
[ ] Willing to work weekends?
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yes.... I think I filled that one in satisfactorily...
(Sure, why not)
[X] Over the age of 18?
[ ] Can you hold your breath for 10 minutes?
[ ] Do you have medical insurance?
[ ] Any history of mental illness?
[ ] Are you the current head of your household?
[ ] Are you an orphan?
(Does it count if my parents are dead to me?)
[X] Would you be missed?
[ ] Would you ever use the word "fireproof" to describe yourself?
[X] Do you have a limited number of facial expressions?
[ ] Do you wear vests?
[X] Do you have a weak stomach or any other dietary concerns?
Ovo-vegetarian
[ ] Are you allergic to cheetahs?
[X] Would you call "taste-testing Banang varieties" one of your goals in life?
Who wouldn't?
[ ] Can you tell the difference between a Coelophysis and a Compsognathus?
[ ] Ability to think clearly under pressure?
[X] Are you unnerved by spontaneous monkey noises?
[X] Willing to work weekends?
Do we get paid?
They'll pay you if you survive the process.
Ah, then I can't accept. I'm not supposed to accept work in the us. Volunteering is okay though.