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If you had to choose what dinosaurs eats you which one woud it be?

rdhigginsrdhiggins
edited August 2011 in Jurassic Park
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Like the topic states, if you had to choose on what type of dinosaur is going to make you its meal then which would you prefer?

Me it would be the T-Rex that ways its quick and less painful.
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  • Panther10Panther10
    edited April 2011
    Dude..no....I'm not going to ponder what its like to be eaten alive. Thats just wrong.
  • jurassiraptorjurassiraptor
    edited April 2011
    Definitely not raptors. You are alive when they start to eat you. And death by dilophosaurus sounds particularly painful. Yeah I'm going to have to side with you on t-rex: quick and painless.
  • LexxbombLexxbomb
    edited April 2011
    the new dino from the telltales game... being eaten while hallucinating
  • leon101leon101
    edited April 2011
    I'm gonna' have to say... bullet to the head. Can't feel them chomping on me then.
  • Sergman100Sergman100
    edited April 2011
    Ripped in half by two t-rexes like Eddie from Lost World.
  • RexMasterRexMaster
    edited April 2011
    you guys are f*cked up. I pick Brachiosaurus... :p
  • Martin McFlyMartin McFly
    edited April 2011
    What is this, Final Destination: Jurassic Park edition?
  • ILLphilILLphil
    edited April 2011
    hahahah i love this question...
  • raptorhunterraptorhunter
    edited April 2011
    New dino in the game, it will b fun/scary to die hallucinating :D
  • littletexankidlittletexankid
    edited April 2011
    RexMaster wrote: »
    you guys are f*cked up. I pick Brachiosaurus... :p

    If you were eaten by brachiosaurus, you would be crushed to death by flat teeth instead of quickly and less painfully by sharp teeth :P
  • Indiana JonesinIndiana Jonesin
    edited April 2011
    My guess would be by a T-Rex, but it would have to be from it's buddy because I would be on the back of one of the T-Rex's trying to fight it.

    Outnumbered at the end of the day.
  • FaceslasherFaceslasher
    edited April 2011
    A trex can just swallow me. I heard there is a gift shop in there. And a 1 way out. Its poopdeck.
  • Tyrannosaur87Tyrannosaur87
    edited April 2011
    I'm gonna go with Tyrannosaurus Rex. Quick and painful, but still quick. Dilo venom to the eyes doesn't seem like the most enjoyable thing, and you're alive when the Velociraptors start to rip you apart.
  • Peacemaker613Peacemaker613
    edited April 2011
    i would die by a sneak attack from a rex like the gallimimus
  • SeanJPSeanJP
    edited April 2011
    RexMaster wrote: »
    you guys are f*cked up. I pick Brachiosaurus... :p

    bahahahaha same here just get crushed by it:D
  • RexMasterRexMaster
    edited April 2011
    littletexankid wrote: »
    If you were eaten by brachiosaurus, you would be crushed to death by flat teeth instead of quickly and less painfully by sharp teeth :P
    Uh, no, i would pull a Fred Flinstone and slide down its neck... duh!
    SeanJP wrote: »
    bahahahaha same here just get crushed by it:D

    See, someone with common sense, everyone knows thats the best way to go! :p
  • Masta23Masta23
    edited April 2011
    LOL what a question. You seriously think that the T-Rex would be less painful. It would be like getting stabbed to death. That's presuming he doesn't eat you whole. How would you know?
    I would just get trampled on..less pain that way.
  • greatscott$%greatscott$%
    edited April 2011
    You Got A beef with me because your a vegetarian!
  • Sallymerrett22Sallymerrett22
    edited April 2011
    Faceslasher wrote: »
    A trex can just swallow me. I heard there is a gift shop in there. And a 1 way out. Its poopdeck.

    I heard it was a starbucks, did you know there is a starbucks at the centre of the universe too?

    I would like to be asleep and have a sleepin triceratops roll over on top of me, it would be quick and painless.
  • greatscott$%greatscott$%
    edited April 2011
    Sallymerrett22 wrote: »
    I heard it was a starbucks, did you know there is a starbucks at the centre of the universe too?

    I would like to be asleep and have a sleepin triceratops roll over on top of me, it would be quick and painless.

    Triceratops cant eat me... it only eats nuts and branches< DArn look at my crotch!
  • AlcoremortisAlcoremortis
    edited April 2011
    This...is a seriously disturbing thread. Good job, guys! You've officially disturbed me, which takes some doing.

    Also, I'd pick a brontosaurus because they don't exist! Muahahaha!
  • MasCotMasCot
    edited April 2011
    LOL, I love this question.:D 'How would you like to die?' XD

    My answer: T. Rex. Greater chance of quick death, but NOT on the toilet, I've got to retain my dignity.:))) I study to become a lawyer anyway and I always have to check whether there are dinos lurking around when I'm going to the bathroom.
  • rdhigginsrdhiggins
    edited April 2011
    No Port a John huh?...... lol
  • DarKGoDarKGo
    edited April 2011
    I'd rather die from the compys. Getting eaten alive by dinosaurs, and high? Sounds like a hell of a way to die
  • texxvantexxvan
    edited April 2011
    I would much rather get torn in half like that Eddie? guy or at least chewed up or crushed quickly. That poor lawyer on the toilet looks like he got chopped off at the legs and possibly swallowed still alive. Just imagine the horror and pain of being in a stomach slowly disolved and alive to witness it all! Now thats a nightmare way to go. lol
  • LexxbombLexxbomb
    edited April 2011
    then shoot your way out like the agent in the "men in black" movie
  • BLACK_HAWK94BLACK_HAWK94
    edited April 2011
    I would wanna be like rex, 1 of three ways.
    Eddies death
    chomped on like genero (Prolly crushed his spinalcolumn) and if i shit myself before hand... aw well i wanin the bathroom anyways
    or trampled like the guy in the lost world who got stuck on his foot.
  • SmorepionKidSmorepionKid
    edited April 2011
    Allosaurus for me, if i was being chased by a pack, i would just cook a grenade and take their lives with me.
  • Comrade PantsComrade Pants
    edited April 2011
    Plesiosaurs, because I never get near the water, and all that bullshit.
  • IrishmileIrishmile
    edited April 2011
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  • TrenchfootTrenchfoot
    edited April 2011
    Rex, Rex! Oh yeah...
  • AlcoremortisAlcoremortis
    edited April 2011
    Comrade Pants wrote: »
    Plesiosaurs, because I never get near the water, and all that bullshit.

    Pants, your selection is invalid because a Plesiosaur isn't actually a dinosaur and is considered by the scientific community to be an aquatic reptile.

    Wikipedia agrees with me.
  • Comrade PantsComrade Pants
    edited April 2011
    Alcoremortis wrote: »
    Pants, your selection is invalid because a Plesiosaur isn't actually a dinosaur and is considered by the scientific community to be an aquatic reptile.

    Wikipedia agrees with me.

    Well isn't that just peachy. Anyway, science isn't about your precious "facts." It's about gut! And grit! SCIENCE!
  • splash1splash1
    edited April 2011
    I'd actually pick being gored then being eaten. But if I was eaten, I'd choose one of those water monsters. That way my blood won't show on the ground, it'll float away.
  • AlcoremortisAlcoremortis
    edited April 2011
    Comrade Pants wrote: »
    Well isn't that just peachy. Anyway, science isn't about your precious "facts." It's about gut! And grit! SCIENCE!

    And combustible lemons?!

    Because science just isn't science unless you can invent a combustible lemon.
  • Comrade PantsComrade Pants
    edited April 2011
    Alcoremortis wrote: »
    And combustible lemons?!

    Because science just isn't science unless you can invent a combustible lemon.

    ...and burn down life's house. Yes.
  • AlcoremortisAlcoremortis
    edited April 2011
    Comrade Pants wrote: »
    ...and burn down life's house. Yes.

    Okay, I totally approve of this, then. Let's go do it!
  • Comrade PantsComrade Pants
    edited April 2011
    Alcoremortis wrote: »
    Okay, I totally approve of this, then. Let's go do it!

    Bring me the sciencemobile and a liter of napthyme and it's on!
  • AlcoremortisAlcoremortis
    edited April 2011
    Comrade Pants wrote: »
    Bring me the sciencemobile and a liter of napthyme and it's on!

    Will do! But...uh...my brother sorta got a hold of the sciencemobile and...well...it's sort of a golf cart. Still works just fine, though!

    And Napthyme? Are you sleepy? I totally agree that a few winks does wonders for science, though. Wonders.
  • Comrade PantsComrade Pants
    edited April 2011
    Alcoremortis wrote: »
    Will do! But...uh...my brother sorta got a hold of the sciencemobile and...well...it's sort of a golf cart. Still works just fine, though!

    And Napthyme? Are you sleepy? I totally agree that a few winks does wonders for science, though. Wonders.

    Nap THEEM. Lighter fluid. I thought you were supposed to be brilliant.
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