Your Own Personal Death

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  • ProfanityProfanity Banned
    edited June 2011
    I would want to die of death.

    You are so disqualified.
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    Never a truer word spoken...or, rather, collection of words. You get the idea.

    Quote me in your sig or GTFO*
    *F stands for Funk
    :)
    Hayden wrote: »
    I think you mean death by snu-snu.

    My thoughts exactly :)
    caeska wrote: »
    I imagine that it would be something like this :)

    You can't define consciousness, Yet you think you know what's gonna happen after-death. I don't believe in after-life. I just know that I don't know and can't ever know.
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    Haha. Christ. Hooooo boy. That's a hoot.

    This!
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    Haha. Christ. Hooooo boy. That's a hoot.

    Well Christ tried to start the rapture but...

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    Troll all you like. *shrug*
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    Chyron8472 wrote: »
    Troll all you like. *shrug*

    I am not a troll, I am not a troll.

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  • ProfanityProfanity Banned
    edited June 2011
    Did I miss something, or making fun of religion=trolling these days?
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    Jon NA wrote: »
    Quote me in your sig or GTFO*
    *F stands for Funk
    :)

    Well...I suppose you leave me no choice. I must quote.
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    Profanity wrote: »
    Did I miss something, or making fun of religion=trolling these days?

    So what you're saying is that you guys like making fun of Christianity and/or religion in general, you enjoy belittling people for having faith in something more than you can come to accept, and you revel in the act of mocking God Himself. I'm... not sure how you're confused whether that could be considered trolling.

    Oh, I'm not offended. After all, it's not I who is being attacked.

    When I said "troll all you want," what I meant was that they were trolling the idea of the rapture, but that's not going to stop it from happening.
  • ProfanityProfanity Banned
    edited June 2011
    Chyron8472 wrote: »
    So what you're saying is that you guys like making fun of Christianity and/or religion in general, you enjoy belittling people for having faith in something more than you can come to accept, and you revel in the act of mocking God Himself. I'm... not sure how you're confused whether that could be considered trolling.

    Oh, I'm not offended. After all, it's not I who is being attacked.

    When I said "troll all you want," what I meant was that they were trolling the idea of the rapture, but that's not going to stop it from happening.

    No, that still doesn't sound like trolling. I see it as expressing your opinion about certain topics in a humorous way, which is not the definition of trolling.

    Also, you saying:
    When I said "troll all you want," what I meant was that they were trolling the idea of the rapture, but that's not going to stop it from happening.

    Sounds like a humorous way of expressing your opinion, from my point of view, at least.

    Seriously, what do you expect from us, the whole "YOU CAN'T PROVE THAT HE DOESN'T EXIST" must seem horribly flawed even to you, guys.
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    Well...I suppose you leave me no choice. I must quote.
    *whispers* Guys, Don't tell her I've hypnotised her ... *whispers* oops!
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    Jon NA wrote: »
    *whispers* Guys, Don't tell her I've hypnotised her ... *whispers* oops!

    ...Why do I suddenly feel veeeeery sleepy?
    Profanity wrote: »
    No, that still doesn't sound like trolling. I see it as expressing your opinion about certain topics in a humorous way, which is not the definition of trolling.

    If it is...then I guess I'm a troll. Well, I knew this day would come. Who wants a party?!
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    Chyron8472 wrote: »
    So what you're saying is that you guys like making fun of Christianity and/or religion in general, you enjoy belittling people for having faith in something more than you can come to accept, and you revel in the act of mocking God Himself. I'm... not sure how you're confused whether that could be considered trolling.

    Oh, I'm not offended. After all, it's not I who is being attacked.

    When I said "troll all you want," what I meant was that they were trolling the idea of the rapture, but that's not going to stop it from happening.

    Somebody posted a comic about rapture, so I followed it up. I have nothing against religion (except the wars and scams.) 'Tis true I have no faith, but I am the first to stand aside and let people practice whatever the hell they like. There are only three religions I will directly insult: Agnostics (pansies), Scientologists (morons), and In-Your-Face-God-Is-A-Lie-Convert-To-Atheism-Or-You're-A-Flocking-Pansy-Moron Atheists (assholes). So... Keep Calm and Carry On.
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    TomPravetz wrote: »
    Somebody posted a comic about rapture, so I followed it up. I have nothing against religion (except the wars and scams.) 'Tis true I have no faith, but I am the first to stand aside and let people practice whatever the hell they like. There are only three religions I will directly insult: Agnostics (pansies), Scientologists (morons), and In-Your-Face-God-Is-A-Lie-Convert-To-Atheism-Or-You're-A-Flocking-Pansy-Moron Atheists (assholes). So... Keep Calm and Carry On.

    I wouldn't really call being an Agnostic a religion. It's more of an "I don't know"-ism.
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    I wouldn't really call being an Agnostic a religion. It's more of an "I don't know"-ism.

    I think all of Switzerland is Agnostic.
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    Profanity wrote: »
    No, that still doesn't sound like trolling. I see it as expressing your opinion about certain topics in a humorous way, which is not the definition of trolling.
    Trolling is saying something offensive with the intent of getting a rise out of someone. I don't see how what was posted was either objective or merely relating one's opinion. Sure, some can consider it funny, but it's still trolling. Why are you upset just because I called it trolling?
    Profanity wrote: »
    Seriously, what do you expect from us, the whole "YOU CAN'T PROVE THAT HE DOESN'T EXIST" must seem horribly flawed even to you, guys.
    I don't use that reasoning. I can attempt to explain the basis of my faith, but I'm not sure whether you'd just tell me I'm being ridiculous anyway.

    TomPravetz wrote: »
    So... Keep Calm and Carry On.
    I said I wasn't offended. Besides, it might be funny if it wasn't so-many-shades-of-wrong.
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    TomPravetz wrote: »
    I think all of Switzerland is Agnostic.

    I take it you don't like Swiss cheese, then?
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    Haha. Christ. Hooooo boy. That's a hoot.

    It could happen. You can't prove that it won't. ;)

    The God comic was pretty funny... I LOL-ed when he said "Jesus Rollerblading Christ"
  • ProfanityProfanity Banned
    edited June 2011
    Chyron8472 wrote: »
    Trolling is saying something offensive with the intent of getting a rise out of someone. I don't see how what was posted was either objective or merely relating one's opinion. Sure, some can consider it funny, but it's still trolling. Why are you upset just because I called it trolling?

    You're generalizing here, I was pretty much just talking about the uploaded comic, to which you responded. I doubt that it was uploaded with the intent to get Christians on their feet. Now when someone posts a joke or funny picture/comic, they should be automatically considered trolls? Because someone always will be offended.

    I am not really upset about that, I just tend to get into ridiculous arguments easily.

    Aaaaaanyway, no hard feelings?
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    Profanity wrote: »
    I am not really upset about that, I just tend to get into ridiculous arguments easily.

    Aaaaaanyway, no hard feelings?
    Only if you buy me a sandwich from Chick-fil-a. :D
  • ProfanityProfanity Banned
    edited June 2011
    Chyron8472 wrote: »
    Only if you buy me a sandwich from Chick-fil-a. :D

    I have no idea what is Chick-fil-a, therefore I gift you one billion internets.

    Don't spend them all at once.
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    Profanity wrote: »
    I have no idea what is Chick-fil-a, therefore I gift you one billion internets.

    Don't spend them all at once.

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    /troll?
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    We don't have Chik Fil A here... and it's the one American fast food indulgence I wish that we did... *sigh*
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    Pony Bone wrote: »
    We don't have Chik Fil A here... and it's the one American fast food indulgence I wish that we did... *sigh*

    AMERICAAAAAAA RUUUULLLLLLESSSSSSS!!! Yeah. So. America. Woo.
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    Chyron8472 wrote: »
    When I said "troll all you want," what I meant was that they were trolling the idea of the rapture, but that's not going to stop it from happening.
    You do realize the comic was making fun of the recent Harold Camping incident, right?

    Now, you can believe that Jesus will return to the earth someday(only clarified as "must shortly come to pass" approx. 2,000 years ago, though further narrowed down to before the end of the current generation in the gospels of John, Luke, Mark, and Matthew) and be visible to all on earth at once, with brass feet, a two-edged sword out of his mouth, white hair, and seven stars in his right hand, and all that jazz.

    But Harold Camping's thing didn't happen. More than that, he gladly took donations and spent other people's money promoting his show. More than that, his corporate calendar contained events after the rapture. More than that, his radio station asked for a tax deadline extension from AFTER the end of the world to FURTHER after the end of the world. Camping and his ilk are WORTH lampooning, whether you're religious or not.
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    TomPravetz wrote: »
    AMERICAAAAAAA RUUUULLLLLLESSSSSSS!!! Yeah. So. America. Woo.

    Darn' tootin.

    *does anyone actually say that in america?*
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    Pony Bone wrote: »
    Darn' tootin.

    *does anyone actually say that in america?*

    I don't think anyone anywhere says that.
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    coolsome wrote: »
    I don't think anyone anywhere says that.

    Yer darn tootin'.
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    lol, no. No one in America says that. Maybe way back when, but definitely not in my lifetime.
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    I think we as Americans need to start saying "slaphappy" more often, and as a general adjective.

    "That's the slaphappiest cheeseburger I've ever seen!"

    "You're looking slaphappy today, Bill."

    and so on.

    Y'know... just to screw with the rest of the world.
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    You do realize the comic was making fun of the recent Harold Camping incident, right? Camping and his ilk are WORTH lampooning, whether you're religious or not.

    Yes, I know that. Might I just say that the man is an idiot.

    Also, I thought Randy Savage doing an elbow drop was funnier =).
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    Profanity wrote: »
    What about the president's closet? You'd make all of the papers then.

    Yeah That'd be even more awesome. International incident baby! Canadian citizen, living in Canada, without a passport...found dead in the American President's closet. Oh baby, just make sure the press knows or my body probably wont be recovered. wink wink nudge nudge
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    I don't want to fantasize about how I would like to die because I'm afraid it might actually happen if I do.
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    redm wrote: »
    I don't want to fantasize about how I would like to die because I'm afraid it might actually happen if I do.

    I fantasized about David Boreanaz confessing his undying love for me cos I thought it might actually happen!...still waiting.
  • ProfanityProfanity Banned
    edited June 2011
    coolsome wrote: »
    I fantasized about David Boreanaz confessing his undying love for me cos I thought it might actually happen!...still waiting.

    World doesn't work like that, only horrible thoughts come true. :winslow:
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    Profanity wrote: »
    World doesn't work like that, only horrible thoughts come true. :winslow:
    What if I combined it with my death by snu snu wish.
  • ProfanityProfanity Banned
    edited June 2011
    coolsome wrote: »
    What if I combined it with my death by snu snu wish.

    That kind of sounds like a good wish, in a... way.
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    I wanna die by ordering too much for my last meal, and then dying right before they put me in the electric chair.

    All I need to do is go to jail.
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    tredlow wrote: »
    I wanna die by ordering too much for my last meal, and then dying right before they put me in the electric chair.

    All I need to do is go to jail.

    Interesting fact. I'm allergic to peanuts. If I order them as my last meal (and they give them to me), they will try damned hard to save me so they can kill me later.
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