Alcohol

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  • edited July 2011
    Well when I was a teacher we'd put back 20 on Friday and the same on Saturday.

    I also want to say that drinking in public settings have provided me the BEST business contacts I've ever had.
  • edited July 2011
    Anyone who tells you they don't like alcohol has obviously never properly imbibed.
  • edited July 2011
    People are still discussing this? Man, that would cut into valuable drinking time.
  • edited July 2011
    Anyone who tells you they don't like alcohol has obviously never properly imbibed.

    I only drink two drinks... Scotch and Rum.
    Well, I only drink two /types/ of drinks.
  • edited July 2011
    Is it weird that I despise most beer but love hard liquor?
  • edited July 2011
    Is it weird that I despise most beer but love hard liquor?

    Not at all. It's the only way to go really...Candy's dandy, but liquor is quicker!
  • edited July 2011
    Not at all. It's the only way to go really...Candy's dandy, but liquor is quicker!

    It's a long road to Mexico. *pulls out tequila*
  • edited July 2011
    TomPravetz wrote: »
    It's a long road to Mexico. *pulls out tequila*

    Tequila is a...lady of the evening...if you know what I mean. Anyone can do Tequila, but it makes you feel dirty and slightly ashamed the next day...
  • edited July 2011
    Not like sweet lady Vodka!
  • edited July 2011
    Not like sweet lady Vodka!

    Ah, lady vodka...when she is a lady she is quite a fine specimen...but unfortunately in the general public vodka plays the role of the slut; no one wants to be with her one on one, but she is great fun at parties.
  • edited July 2011
    Not like sweet lady Vodka!

    Vodka lacks finesse. There. I said it.
  • edited July 2011
    Ah, lady vodka...when she is a lady she is quite a fine specimen...but unfortunately in the general public vodka plays the role of the slut; no one wants to be with her one on one, but she is great fun at parties.

    You know who *does* hang out with vodka one on one? Russians. And Russians beat the Nazis. Ergo, hatred of vodka equates to love of Nazis. QED~
  • edited July 2011
    You know who *does* hang out with vodka one on one? Russians. And Russians beat the Nazis. Ergo, hatred of vodka equates to love of Nazis. QED~

    You have a point there...Besides, I can never truly hate any form of alcohol.
  • edited July 2011
    You know who *does* hang out with vodka one on one? Russians. And Russians beat the Nazis. Ergo, hatred of vodka equates to love of Nazis. QED~

    People said "Joe! Why did you sign that non-aggression treaty with Hitler?" and he replied, "Don't worry! I'm just Stalin!"

    Bwahaha! Get it? "Stalin"? Ahahaha! Pheeww.. That's a good one.
  • edited July 2011
    Whatever. Excuse enough to start drinking tonight, eh?
  • edited July 2011
    I could use a drink...or several...Incidentally, what's everyone's poison of choice?

    Mine is whiskey...Jack Daniels for now. Jack Daniels Single Barrel is quite nice...very mellow for a 94 proofer.
  • edited July 2011
    ... I don't drink.
  • edited July 2011
    TomPravetz wrote: »
    It's a long road to Mexico. *pulls out tequila*

    You don't drink?! FOR SHAME!
  • edited July 2011
    You don't drink?! FOR SHAME!

    Oui. I might have a glass every now and again, but I have never been drunk. :D
  • edited July 2011
    TomPravetz wrote: »
    Oui. I might have a glass every now and again, but I have never been drunk. :D

    Nor have I...But according to all socially accepted norms...I drink a lot. I'm just smart about it. Never been drunk, never had a hangover. Don't plan to.
  • edited July 2011
    Nor have I...But according to all socially accepted norms...I drink a lot. I'm just smart about it. Never been drunk, never had a hangover. Don't plan to.

    Is that a "I've never been drunk *pride*" or a "Ahm nawt droonk! Nahwoo geev meh mah durned kahys, meestah."?
  • edited July 2011
    TomPravetz wrote: »
    Is that a "I've never been drunk *pride*" or a "Ahm nawt droonk! Nahwoo geev meh mah durned kahys, meestah."?

    Alcoremortis can atest to my drinkin' abilities. I never lie about booze, it just ain't right.
  • edited July 2011
    Alcoremortis can atest to my drinkin' abilities. I never lie about booze, it just ain't right.

    Well this thread has suddenly lost interestingness. Where's Fawful when you need him?
  • edited July 2011
    Alcoremortis can atest to my drinkin' abilities. I never lie about booze, it just ain't right.

    Comrade Mortis has attained god tier intoxication abilities. FACT.
  • edited July 2011
    Comrade Mortis has attained god tier intoxication abilities. FACT.

    Indeeb. But if I'm going to be drunk, I think dragoncon would be a perfect place to do so.
  • edited July 2011
    Indeeb. But if I'm going to be drunk, I think dragoncon would be a perfect place to do so.

    I see your future.


    Comrade Mortis got drunk at DragonCon. Comrade Mortis loses 5 sexicool points.
  • edited July 2011
    Indeeb. But if I'm going to be drunk, I think dragoncon would be a perfect place to do so.

    This is a workable plan.

    TomPravetz wrote: »
    I see your future.


    Comrade Mortis got drunk at DragonCon. Comrade Mortis loses 5 sexicool points.

    Psh. Shows what you know.

    (Namely: nothing.)
  • edited July 2011
    TomPravetz wrote: »
    I see your future.


    Comrade Mortis got drunk at DragonCon. Comrade Mortis loses 5 sexicool points.

    Infinity - 5 = Infinity
  • edited July 2011
    Psh. Shows what you know.

    (Namely: nothing.)



    Comrade Pants angered the sexicool gods at the Telltale Games forums. Comrade Pants loses 2.1 sexicool points.
  • edited July 2011
    Infinity - 5 = Infinity

    AgentSmith.jpg

    Click the gorram picture. Also, lol reply 69.

    Also,

    TomPravetz wrote: »
    Comrade Pants angered the sexicool gods at the Telltale Games forums. Comrade Pants loses 2.1 sexicool points.

    2.1 - infinity....
  • edited July 2011
    AgentSmith.jpg

    Click the gorram picture. Also, lol reply 69.


    ....That was intentional. BTW. I AM a sexicool god.
  • edited July 2011
    Infinity - 5 = Infinity

    I am keeping track. And no. You are not at infinity my friend. In fact, I can generate it up now!

    Comrade Mortis has -5 sexicool points.
  • edited July 2011
    I AM a sexicool god.
    Takes one to know one.
  • edited July 2011
    TomPravetz wrote: »
    I am keeping track. And no. You are not at infinitely my friend. In fact, I can generate it up now!

    Comrade Mortis has -5 sexicool points.

    No, I am not at infinitely...I am at INFINITY.
  • edited July 2011
    Takes one to know one.

    You know NOTHING of sexicool.
    No, I am not at infinitely...I am at INFINITY.

    Touche, my friend.
  • edited July 2011
    Takes one to know one.

    Hey, I know you~
  • edited July 2011
    TomPravetz wrote: »
    You know NOHTING of sexicool.
    You know nothing of SPELLING!
    Hey, I know you~
    And I know you~
  • edited July 2011
    This is a workable plan.

    ive heard drunken sex isn't that fun
  • edited July 2011
    Giant Tope wrote: »
    ive heard drunken sex isn't that fun

    I've heard YOU'RE not that fun. Whatnowhuh?
  • edited July 2011
    Hey, I know you~

    I'm starting to feel like a third wheel here, and if this is going to turn into some freaky orgy, I want no part of it. So I'm going to skidaddle. Guten Nacht, mon frere.
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