Ah, lady vodka...when she is a lady she is quite a fine specimen...but unfortunately in the general public vodka plays the role of the slut; no one wants to be with her one on one, but she is great fun at parties.
Ah, lady vodka...when she is a lady she is quite a fine specimen...but unfortunately in the general public vodka plays the role of the slut; no one wants to be with her one on one, but she is great fun at parties.
You know who *does* hang out with vodka one on one? Russians. And Russians beat the Nazis. Ergo, hatred of vodka equates to love of Nazis. QED~
Oui. I might have a glass every now and again, but I have never been drunk.
Nor have I...But according to all socially accepted norms...I drink a lot. I'm just smart about it. Never been drunk, never had a hangover. Don't plan to.
Nor have I...But according to all socially accepted norms...I drink a lot. I'm just smart about it. Never been drunk, never had a hangover. Don't plan to.
Is that a "I've never been drunk *pride*" or a "Ahm nawt droonk! Nahwoo geev meh mah durned kahys, meestah."?
I'm starting to feel like a third wheel here, and if this is going to turn into some freaky orgy, I want no part of it. So I'm going to skidaddle. Guten Nacht, mon frere.
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I also want to say that drinking in public settings have provided me the BEST business contacts I've ever had.
I only drink two drinks... Scotch and Rum.
Well, I only drink two /types/ of drinks.
Not at all. It's the only way to go really...Candy's dandy, but liquor is quicker!
It's a long road to Mexico. *pulls out tequila*
Tequila is a...lady of the evening...if you know what I mean. Anyone can do Tequila, but it makes you feel dirty and slightly ashamed the next day...
Ah, lady vodka...when she is a lady she is quite a fine specimen...but unfortunately in the general public vodka plays the role of the slut; no one wants to be with her one on one, but she is great fun at parties.
Vodka lacks finesse. There. I said it.
You know who *does* hang out with vodka one on one? Russians. And Russians beat the Nazis. Ergo, hatred of vodka equates to love of Nazis. QED~
You have a point there...Besides, I can never truly hate any form of alcohol.
People said "Joe! Why did you sign that non-aggression treaty with Hitler?" and he replied, "Don't worry! I'm just Stalin!"
Bwahaha! Get it? "Stalin"? Ahahaha! Pheeww.. That's a good one.
Mine is whiskey...Jack Daniels for now. Jack Daniels Single Barrel is quite nice...very mellow for a 94 proofer.
You don't drink?! FOR SHAME!
Oui. I might have a glass every now and again, but I have never been drunk.
Nor have I...But according to all socially accepted norms...I drink a lot. I'm just smart about it. Never been drunk, never had a hangover. Don't plan to.
Is that a "I've never been drunk *pride*" or a "Ahm nawt droonk! Nahwoo geev meh mah durned kahys, meestah."?
Alcoremortis can atest to my drinkin' abilities. I never lie about booze, it just ain't right.
Well this thread has suddenly lost interestingness. Where's Fawful when you need him?
Comrade Mortis has attained god tier intoxication abilities. FACT.
Indeeb. But if I'm going to be drunk, I think dragoncon would be a perfect place to do so.
I see your future.
Comrade Mortis got drunk at DragonCon. Comrade Mortis loses 5 sexicool points.
This is a workable plan.
Psh. Shows what you know.
(Namely: nothing.)
Infinity - 5 = Infinity
Comrade Pants angered the sexicool gods at the Telltale Games forums. Comrade Pants loses 2.1 sexicool points.
Click the gorram picture. Also, lol reply 69.
Also,
2.1 - infinity....
....That was intentional. BTW. I AM a sexicool god.
I am keeping track. And no. You are not at infinity my friend. In fact, I can generate it up now!
Comrade Mortis has -5 sexicool points.
No, I am not at infinitely...I am at INFINITY.
You know NOTHING of sexicool.
Touche, my friend.
Hey, I know you~
ive heard drunken sex isn't that fun
I've heard YOU'RE not that fun. Whatnowhuh?
I'm starting to feel like a third wheel here, and if this is going to turn into some freaky orgy, I want no part of it. So I'm going to skidaddle. Guten Nacht, mon frere.